where is Jess the Rookie?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:30 am

mvscal wrote:Well, it's a.....very small cult.

Let's hope they try to catch the mothership with their purple shrouds & nike's.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:48 am

Holy Shmoloy! I just saw Jess in his most awesome scene in An American Carol.

Thanks Jess! I laughed my ass off!

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:35 pm

smackaholic wrote:
jtr wrote:
I think I'd rather be seen in oversized panties.

Well, maybe not.

Hey, you won't be saying that when Jess loads his Iron Shiek boots by stomping them three times. BREK HIS BACK, JESS! MAK HIM HUMBLE IN OLD COUNTRY WAY!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:51 pm

Cuda wrote:no shit. if I'd fed the $$$ I've spent playing Realtor® the last 2 years into a fucking slot machine, I'd probably be way ahead

Isn't this kitchen lovely?

This splains lots and lots about coods

Chapter 7 for you won't just be another episode of Dancing with the Stars

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:56 pm

and this is relevant to.... what?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:24 pm

Maybe we should all chip in some money to bail Cuda out, on the condition that he dress up as a prostitute and avail Jess of his cherry. I'd be willing to pitch in some of the Queen's currency to help both of these unfortunate wretches out.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:30 pm

Isn't this a lovely Kitchen?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:39 pm

Nishlord wrote:Maybe we should all chip in some money to bail Cuda out, on the condition that he dress up as a prostitute and avail Jess of his cherry. .

And just where do you get the idea he could still possibly have a cherry ?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:49 pm

Just a guess.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:19 am

Nishlord wrote: I'd be willing to pitch in some of the Queen's currency ... etc, etc...

How much is that in Canadian money?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:15 am

put me down for 5 pounds, nish. 10 pounds if you promise to show up at cuda's place in some old school 70's pimp gear and give him a good old fashioned pimp beat down. but rather than an eldorado, you should show up in an old blinged out jaguar.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:42 pm

Great idea. I could say to Jess; "When I get my cut, you can provide the paste".

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:46 pm

I just don't see jess making anybody humble.....in a old country or new country kinda way.

If you can be made humble by jess, you are the fukking babe ruth of humble.

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