Jsc810 wrote:This was in the early 80s. And I'm not sure if there were dry counties, maybe there just weren't any liquor stores. In any event, I remember it being damn difficult to get booze, so we brought our own when we went there.
My father talks about how he and his cousin used to have to drive down to Oklahoma while working on the farm in Kansas to buy alcohol in Oklahoma because the dry counties in Kansas not Okie.
I don't recall any dry counties in Oklahoma but I only lived in central Oklahoma for a short period of time during college and got the fuck out.
Frankly, as a former resident of both states I think they are carbon copies of each other; Oklahomans just aren't nearly as arrogant. I don't hate Texas the state in the least but I sure as hell the university of overpriced liberal education in asstin. My best friend and I both applied at UT; he has a GPA of 4.4 and I had a 3.8, we both scored highly on the SATs (I scored marginally higher), he had a shit load community service and special organizations and I had sports and trying to be cool in HS. I got accepted and he didn't because I get to check a little box stating my wagon burning heritage. Fuck that hippie/minority, pot smoking, bongo drum beating, turdhustling breeding ground.
Toby Keith > George Strait - Toby Keith sings about American Pride, bars, partying, drinking, and getting laid. George Strait whines about the bitches that leave him, little bitty things called love bugs, and getting his ass kicked in rodeos.
Reba McIntyre > LeAnne Rimes - Reba is a real Cowgirl; she was a rodeo barrel racer. LeAnne is best known for suing her parents outside of music. Reba has a Hollywood Star and a successful television show; LeAnne has a failed career as pop crossover singer.
James Garner > Matthew McConaughey - James was a war hero with a smoking hot wife, and multiple children; Matthew got arrested dancing naked with another man (Cole Hauser) playing bongo drums badly while smoking on a pot laden hookah. James starred in movies where he was a bad ass with a gun shooting bitch ass mother fuckers or acting manly while nailing hot ass icons such as Doris Day on the big screen; Matthew played in roles where he was Kate Hudson's bitch or a late 20s pedophile. James had a fist fight with Clint Eastwood... and won; Matthew was Vilmer from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Flaming Lips > Butthole Surfers - The Flaming Lips have won multiple Grammy's in two different decades and the other is a bunch of gay guys from a town that is 4 fucking hours from the closest beach.
Bricktown Canal > San Antonio Riverwalk - The BTC is pristine with crystal clear water near The Ford Center where the Oklahoma City Thunder play basketball, The Bricktown Ballpark where The Redhawks play baseball, one of the hottest club scenes in America (Bricktown Historical District), and places to grub such as The Mantle, Spaghetti Warehouse, The Bricktown Brewery, and real mexican food at Abeulos or Chileno's; The Riverwalk smells like sewage with green water that is near a gang ridden shitty mall and a bunch of horrible Tex-Mex Restaurants
6th Street is kind of cool for all the sw00t Texas State pussy sliding up and down the street that drives up from San Marcos but still wear burnt orange 90% of the time on Saturdays that UT students and grads try to claim are their own. They go to a school that's mascot is a Bobcat not dinner.
Fuck all those freaks, geeks, goths, and complete fucking losers in their tattered clothes sitting in all the coffee bars on the strip that make Starbucks prices seem reasonable.
Fuck your Austin Cops harassing people on Mount Bonnell after 7pm when they have a lit cigarette claiming because they think it is wacky tabbacky for shits and giggles.
Fuck the 360/Pennybacker bridge and loading 300 drunken morons on a cliff with a 300 foot shear drop that isn't roped off. And the city wonders why two or three drunken redneck UT students fall off the mother fucker two or three times a year to their new six foot deep living arrangements.
Fuck your dumb asses driving up and down Peyton Gin Road at 100+ MPH on a road that winds more than a cheap McDonald's toy and ramming innocent people head on. And you fuckers claim that there is nothing fun to do in Oklahoma and they're a bunch of rednecks!!!
Fuck your shitty little music festival where 1/3 the bands cancel the day they are supposed to perform, 1/3 the bands are too drunk to give a half decent performance, and the other 1/3 suck so bad that you have to be the drunk the one to stand there and listen.
Fuck your hypocritical, on campus, statues of black pastors that couldn't even have attended the university of texass when they were alive because you were bunch of racist backassward pricks.
Fuck your bums and panhandlers that bug the shit out of you every time you cross campus or even step out side your dorm room for a smoke brake.
Fuck your VD addled student body and the debauchery VD cess pool you call the Adobe Dorms.
Fuck ut and its arrogance in athletics when until Mack Brown the only success in any major sport was brought on by a "redneck fucking Okie" coming down and teaching you how to do it; Darrell Royal and Abe Lemmons were from north of the red river you arrogant pieces of shit. How does it feel to play in Oklahoma Alumni Memorial Stadium?
Fuck Burnt Orange; it's the color that women discharge after labor, the setting sun (like the setting of the myth that is UT football and the SWC conference), and the color of HWY roadside workers. Crimson is the color of blood that is shed on the field in pursuit of championships.
Fuck your mascot; it's not manly it's a fucking barbecue. Sooners were gun toting wild cowboys and yours is what they cooked for a meal after screwing your women and stealing your wagons.
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