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Re: joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US I-95 south, just outside of
Washington , DC. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window
And asks, 'What happened? What's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill
O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter. They are demanding a $100
Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
And set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
Collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
Washington , DC. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window
And asks, 'What happened? What's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill
O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter. They are demanding a $100
Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
And set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
Collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'