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A fliend of mine called me this afternoon and sounded genuinely scared. Keep in mind that this guy is a 15 year officer veteran in the Marines and is tough as nails. He has been an independent broker of securities for years and has been extremely successful. Eight months ago he called me and told me to exit the market and go to MM accounts, tax free bonds, and a few other sheltered investments, and he did this to his complete portfolio. He has seen this coming for along time and we're both surprised it didn't happen sooner.

It appears the manipulation by our congress(on both sides) made this happen just before the elections.

The dirty secret is that the market panic is because of the realization the Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check and everyone in the world is shitting a ring around themselves. It is a power grab, pure and simple. Those in the know are ejecting as quick as they can.


BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.



Watch your 401K become a 101K (joke Obama made today) and you can thank your messiah and his disciples for all he has given you.
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Jerkovich wrote:BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.
But still considerably less than the shit on my shoes.
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Nishlord wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.
But still considerably less than the shit on my shoes.

Dear Lord boy, SPEAK THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH, YA CUNT.
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Jerkovich wrote:
Nishlord wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.
But still considerably less than the shit on my shoes.

Dear Lord boy, SPEAK THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH, YA CUNT.
Why? You obviously wouldn't understand it, you fucking tard.
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Thanks for the inside scoop there, Kev.

I'm sure the "rest of the world" will soon be looking back on 8 years of Bush and the Republicans with teary-eyed nostalgia.
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Googobbler says what?

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Jerkovich wrote:It appears the manipulation by our congress(on both sides) made this happen just before the elections.

The dirty secret is that the market panic is because of the realization the Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check and everyone in the world is shitting a ring around themselves. It is a power grab, pure and simple. Those in the know are ejecting as quick as they can.

BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.

Watch your 401K become a 101K (joke Obama made today) and you can thank your messiah and his disciples for all he has given you.
So we should thank Obama for causing this financial mess once he realized that he was going to get elected?

Or did someone else cause the mess when they realized that Obama was going to get elected, but we should still thank Obama for that?

You're not terribly bright, you know.
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Mikey wrote:Thanks for the inside scoop there, Kev.

I'm sure the "rest of the world" will soon be looking back on 8 years of Bush and the Republicans with teary-eyed nostalgia.

Looky at your 401 and get teary eyed with that you fat fucking twat. At this time, a large safe is being filled with real negotiable currency like silver, gold, whiskey, and other things like that.

The next time I vote after November, it might be with a gun.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:It appears the manipulation by our congress(on both sides) made this happen just before the elections.

The dirty secret is that the market panic is because of the realization the Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check and everyone in the world is shitting a ring around themselves. It is a power grab, pure and simple. Those in the know are ejecting as quick as they can.

BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.

Watch your 401K become a 101K (joke Obama made today) and you can thank your messiah and his disciples for all he has given you.
So we should thank Obama for causing this financial mess once he realized that he was going to get elected?

Or did someone else cause the mess when they realized that Obama was going to get elected, but we should still thank Obama for that?

You're not terribly bright, you know.

Keep following your logic (and your messiah) and you'll do just fine. :wink:

And don't forget about the other usual suspects like Barny 'smoke a' Franks, Maxine 'I got mine' Waters, and the whole cast of characters.
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Jerkovich wrote:
The next time I vote after November, it might be with a gun.
Try to make sure you don't miss.

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Please, that is not a self portrait of you. That fucker is 200lbs too light.
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Nice comeback.

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Jerkovich wrote:Please, that is not a self portrait of you. That fucker is 200lbs too light.
Not if your some AIDS infected spic inmate thats been getting it up the ass for the last 10 years...
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Derron wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:Please, that is not a self portrait of you. That fucker is 200lbs too light.
Not if your some AIDS infected spic inmate thats been getting it up the ass for the last 10 years...

Finally, a subject you have a little expertise in........
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Mikey wrote:Nice comeback.

IKYABWAI always works ( :lol: )
Nice deflection you useless twat.
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As Obamalamadingdongs ratings go up, this is what will happen.

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Jerkovich wrote:As Obamalamadingdongs ratings go up, this is what will happen.

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They said the same thing before Clinton was elected in 92. Of course it was all bullshit then, just as it is now. People are bailing from the market because the system is fucked, not because Obama is poised to win the White House.
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BSmack wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:As Obamalamadingdongs ratings go up, this is what will happen.

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They said the same thing before Clinton was elected in 92. Of course it was all bullshit then, just as it is now. People are bailing from the market because the system is fucked, not because Obama is poised to win the White House.
Well if your Messiah is already to take the oath, and the market has confidence in that, and that the Messiah will enact all kinds of laws, rules, regulations ( i.e. more fucking taxes) and strike the capitalist Republican dogs dead ( and increase the estate tax)...why has not the market realized the error of its ways and responding to this mandate you all are so anticipating ?

Give me the over / under on your boy getting this shit straightened out in say the next 4 to 5 years ??
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BSmack wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:As Obamalamadingdongs ratings go up, this is what will happen.

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They said the same thing before Clinton was elected in 92. Of course it was all bullshit then, just as it is now. People are bailing from the market because the system is fucked, not because Obama is poised to win the White House.
Everyone knew Cliton was a dufus, however they see Obamalamadingdong and his disciples as a true threat.

There is a big melt down coming to a country near you.
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Obamalamadingdong
What are you, 5?

Either way, the Darwin Express is bearing down on you hard...
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PSUFAN wrote:
Obamalamadingdong
What are you, 5?

Either way, the Darwin Express is bearing down on you hard...
Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready. I have no mortgage, very little debt, and a job that will be one of the last to go away.

Look in the mirror and say that five times really fast.

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Obama is a "true threat"...to what, exactly?
Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready.
Uh...for what, exactly?
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Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check
Bwaahahahaha! What would pussies like you do in a real crisis? Whisper sweet scary nothings to each other with tin cans and strings until the mob swarmed over the cauliflower patch and started eatin' yer kinfolk?

You're worked up into a froth for nothing, jerknic.
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PSUFAN wrote:Obama is a "true threat"...to what, exactly?
Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready.
Uh...for what, exactly?
Maybe he's pre-made "I voted for Obama" bumperstickers so he can look all cool, hip and erudite after he wins to his friends and neighbors.
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Tom In VA wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Obama is a "true threat"...to what, exactly?
Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready.
Uh...for what, exactly?
Maybe he's pre-made "I voted for Obama" bumperstickers so he can look all cool, hip and erudite after he wins to his friends and neighbors.
Uhm no, I live in a 'red' area complete with deer hunters, construction workers, retirees, and a couple of redneck tattoo artist. We all have talked at a neighborhood BBQ and hope nothing happens. But if it does, we have each others back.

Nothing happens......right. :wink:
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Jerkovich wrote:A fliend of mine called me this afternoon and sounded genuinely scared. Keep in mind that this guy is a 15 year officer veteran in the Marines and is tough as nails. He has been an independent broker of securities for years and has been extremely successful. Eight months ago he called me and told me to exit the market and go to MM accounts, tax free bonds, and a few other sheltered investments, and he did this to his complete portfolio. He has seen this coming for along time and we're both surprised it didn't happen sooner.

It appears the manipulation by our congress(on both sides) made this happen just before the elections.

The dirty secret is that the market panic is because of the realization the Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check and everyone in the world is shitting a ring around themselves. It is a power grab, pure and simple. Those in the know are ejecting as quick as they can.


BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.



Watch your 401K become a 101K (joke Obama made today) and you can thank your messiah and his disciples for all he has given you.
He's not kidding. I logged into my Principal account this afternoon and almost cried. The reality is, I'm not buying more shares and in the long run (crosses fingers) we actually will be in better shape. Otherwise it looks like I'm going to have to sell the neighbors kids back to China.
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Jerkovich wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Obamalamadingdong
What are you, 5?

Either way, the Darwin Express is bearing down on you hard...
Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready. I have no mortgage, very little debt, and a job that will be one of the last to go away.
Well, they do say it's the 'oldest profession', don't they?

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Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:It appears the manipulation by our congress(on both sides) made this happen just before the elections.

The dirty secret is that the market panic is because of the realization the Obamalamadingdong and the dummycraps have a good chance at running this country without check and everyone in the world is shitting a ring around themselves. It is a power grab, pure and simple. Those in the know are ejecting as quick as they can.

BTW, because of this guys advice, I'm almost equal to inflation.

Watch your 401K become a 101K (joke Obama made today) and you can thank your messiah and his disciples for all he has given you.
So we should thank Obama for causing this financial mess once he realized that he was going to get elected?

Or did someone else cause the mess when they realized that Obama was going to get elected, but we should still thank Obama for that?

You're not terribly bright, you know.

Keep following your logic
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Jerkovich wrote: Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready. I have no mortgage, very little debt, and a job that will be one of the last to go away.
TRANSLATION:

I have been living in my mothers basement when it got to cold on the streets in winter.

I have no rent, because I free load of others and the government when I can get over on them.

I owe Thadickulais up on the corner for that last dime of crack I got from him, and I think I have the other home boys paid off for the crystal from last week.

Since I panhandle for my money, I will never be unemployed, but ya all stay the fuck off my corner.
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Derron wrote:
Jerkovich wrote: Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready. I have no mortgage, very little debt, and a job that will be one of the last to go away.
TRANSLATION:

I have been living in my mothers basement when it got to cold on the streets in winter.

I have no rent, because I free load of others and the government when I can get over on them.

I owe Thadickulais up on the corner for that last dime of crack I got from him, and I think I have the other home boys paid off for the crystal from last week.

Since I panhandle for my money, I will never be unemployed, but ya all stay the fuck off my corner.
Close. He married a Princess with rich parents and is now employed as their majordomo. No need to worry because of the in-laws' fat bank account.
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Mikey wrote:
Derron wrote:
Jerkovich wrote: Actually tard, I'm prepared and ready. I have no mortgage, very little debt, and a job that will be one of the last to go away.
TRANSLATION:

I have been living in my mothers basement when it got to cold on the streets in winter.

I have no rent, because I free load of others and the government when I can get over on them.

I owe Thadickulais up on the corner for that last dime of crack I got from him, and I think I have the other home boys paid off for the crystal from last week.

Since I panhandle for my money, I will never be unemployed, but ya all stay the fuck off my corner.



Close. He married a Princess with rich parents and is now employed as their majordomo. No need to worry because of the in-laws' fat bank account.

Luke warm Mike. Yes, when I met my wife, there were some seriously important questions to ask the father in law about protecting what he had in assets. I found that he had not taken the measures to protect said assets and I made the effort to help him set up a family trust. His health was questionable then and he passed away a acouple of years later. Had I not taken those measures, the inheritance taxes would have exceeded 350k. We sold the home in Pac Pal to a ex baseball player with more money then brains and bought homes on the Central coast where we are all living comfortably. I make my own way, and have done well on several homes sales. My home is bought and paid for by MY OWN proceeds(I took a bath on this one). Even though, I have done nothing more then protect my family and insure their well being.

If you want to be jealous of that, so be it.
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Jerknic is a HausFrau?
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two pages..... :lol:
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