A question for the powers at be

[Louis Cyphre]

How much are you guys paying the Deciders to protect thie website from the Alliance, O'Cyrus and the like?

http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.theoneboard.com

According to the above website, this place isn't worth $300. If ADAM tried to sell it, he wouldn't have enough bank for his whore.

[Mikey]

They may have gotten to .net.

I logged on there a couple of days ago and, according to AVG, picked up something called

HTML/Framer.Z

Guess I'll stay closer to home for the time being.

[PSUFAN]

We've had offers for this place - really BIG offers. In most cases, we've turned them down. I think Mgo got laid a few times when he showed the smackoff to some bimbos, but I digress. It's important to remember that the value you see there is meaningless. T1B should not be valued at what it is worth on paper. The value can only be determined on game day, when people start thinking with their hearts, not their brains.

When Pickle creates a new troll and starts grinding, the value goes down. When DC Smackmaster deigns to log in and start dropping suckers and his drawers, it's really hard to measure the value of this place.

Right now, the Deciders are on some pretty shaky ground. They're going to have to PRODUCE soon. I will personally feed each of them through our house wood chipper when they return from vacation if there isn't(aren't) notable improvement(s).

[Mikey]

According to the above website, this place isn't worth $300.

.net is worth 474.50.

Yeah but the market is volatile right now.

[PSUFAN]

Also - it needs to be restated that the Admin Group here is devotedly Socialist. We are not motivated by your filthy lucre. If you're having trouble making ends meet, we're here to help. We're NOT here to make money off you assholes. The minute we jeopardize our Red status, we also jeopardize the source of Ukrainian hookers that keep our ballsacks happily drained in the service of the Motherland.

[Goober McTuber]

google.com Estimated Worth $1.2 Billion USD

microsoft.com Estimated Worth $185.31 Million USD

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Much of what PSU said is correct, but the truth is...

this place is worth an assload; but not necessarily from anything we've strategicially set out to do. No, it's just how the market dictates. We've partnered up with sites like websiteoutlook to keep our real assets under wraps. Big dolla tags only puts a bigger target on our backs. At this point, we've been fortunate enough that rebel gangs like The Alliance and The Crew only serve as idle threateners to us, our computers, and our families - not our offshore bank accounts.

[poptart]

Are the "powers at be" the people I need to speak to about getting my hatches barrened?

[PSUFAN]

As long as your self of steam doesn't fog up the headlamps, you're good to geaux.

[Louis Cyphre]

umm... I must have been typing so fast, that I forgot to type the "t" and the "h" for the word "that."

Nice spelling smack, loosers! :wink:

[AP's Self of Steam]

As long as your self of steam doesn't fog up the headlamps, you're good to geaux.

Watch yo mofuckin mouth, meat-whistle.

[PSUFAN]

I think we all owe forum a debt of gratitude. We really didn't know how much money could be made off of Smack, until he bought TOT for $1,500. Ever since, 88 and I have been ripping down obscene jack...and the rest of the admins are promising earners as well - they'll probably put up numbers we could only dream of, because they're younger, smarter, sleeker. My wife is still a little skeptical of the whole thing - I tell her, hey - this money spends.

It's gonna be tough motivating my kids. I'll be like, "DO YOUR ALGEBRA!!" and their response will be, "WHY? You earned a 100 million bucks in the '00s by calling someone a dumbfuck and posting a smilie and posting a pic of your unclean hind end!"

Fuck - whatever works.

[RadioFan]

and the rest of the admins are promising earners as well - they'll probably put up numbers we could only dream of, because they're younger, smarter, sleeker.

FUCK YOU, SLAVE-DRIVER

Hey, we're trying to make inroads with John Scherer, but the video professor has us beat, every time, damnit.

[PSUFAN]

The really cool thing is that we're awesome, rich, and powerful, but we're NOT arrogant, assholes. We bring all of this amazing shit to fruition, and really don't ask for a lot in return from you rotten fucking squirtbags. In some cases, sure, we've abused our authority - I generally don't ASK Mrs. Vogel if I can pull her hair, and I ban Cuda almost daily for no reason at all - but just imagine what we could do if we wanted to. Heck, only BCO has sensed the astonishing proportions of our abilities...and he doesn't post much around here, notice?

Yeah, you're welcome, you flaccid hosers.

[Cicatrix]

I still think my 100 shares of Gator Dave will come through.

[Louis Cyphre]

Yeah, you're welcome, you flaccid hosers.

I'm not saying, "thank you," until I get my cut.