When I finally encounter Sarah Palin's asshole, I hope to GOD it IS narrow-minded, and not open-minded like a wind tunnel or a Castro District Methodist Preacher. When I floss my teeth with her ass rim hairs, I want those suckers to TWANG when I pull on them.
I imagine her screams of pained pleasure as I burrow my member into her narrow-minded asshole, "ow GAAAAAAAAHHHHD". SHit, the last thing I want is for that shit to be broad-minded.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
So - the more devoted and cross-waving a Hockey Mom appears to be,the looser her dungflaps probably are? I got ya. Maybe I'll just motorboat her flappy ass meat until she jets out a plume of acrid lady ejaculate onto the Psalms book.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
PSUFAN wrote:You can tell Sarah's going rogue when she takesthe Bible out of the ziplock right before the sex gets wet.
I don't even know what that means.
Does it have something to do with Alaskans doing rails of coke off Palin's tits, bought with their Alaska Socialist Oil Wealth Re-Distribution Cheque money?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Martyred wrote:Sarah Palin should appear on the nightly news ASAP to refute these accusations...
...preferably with glossy lipstick and leather, high heeled boots.
Don't forget the riding crop and Nazi hat.
Oooooh, she'll make you drink from a monogrammed doggie dish!
Woof, woof!
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
And when she's dumped from the governor seat on the various scandals so quickly accrued, she'll fit in quite nicely on FOX. Or...following the total outting of the fake pregnancy--the tard is her younger daughter's--with the DNA result of Todd being the dad!...perhaps she'll find her special best place right there in Moose Lips, Montana, reading the weather on a local station.
But let's not be fooled by the caribou Barbie. She's not even the real winner of the actual Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest--you know, the archetypal teacher all humanity has wanted to fuck from the beginning of time. No, the real winner is right here in S.F, Ms. Vicki Liviakis