So...have you ever considered that the advent of "rabbinical theology" and its subsequent metastasizing into the world's cultures--Islam and Christer cults, respectively-- has marked the actual "downfall" of humanity? That is, the severing from actual spiritual bearings which had been naturally developing--that is, a reverence of the earth and its processes--and the growth instead of ignorance, intolerance, and subjugation of women?
And you would dare to impugn a cow?
Consider that the current (unelected) cabal is led by a genuine Christer cultist, with prayer meetings and the whole bit. And...look at the job he's done. Consider former Sec'y of Interior James Watt, another genuine Christer, who said quite sincerely, "When the last tree falls, Jesus will return."
In short, take your "rabbinical theology" and try to swallow it all at once. You'll puke through your nose, of course, and then it will leak out your ass. But, you'll be better for it.