6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:11 am

So how long until the re-education camps open up?

I'm pretty sure I'm on a list somewhere.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:18 am

Here it comes .......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:23 am

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
I laughed.
Keep laughing. Your unerring negative predictive powers are legend.
There will be no landslide. Electoral or popular.

Keep raving bitch. Ohio just got called for Obama.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:35 am

Congrats to Obama. Ran a smart campaign and deserves the throne as the leader of the free world. I've just called the movers and booked one-way tickets to Costa Rica.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:41 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Congrats to Obama. Ran a smart campaign and deserves the throne as the leader of the free world. I've just called the movers and booked one-way tickets to Costa Rica.

Good thinking. Probably cheaper to ship Rumplewife down there in a crate than pay for two seats on Southwest.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:48 am

Tom In VA wrote:Who is he ? Is he another one of those old white men that set up this country after we bombed Hiroshima and stole it from the Indians ?

Edmund Burke wrote:All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.

"Nothing" -- like reelecting people who violate their oath to uphold the Constitution.

Those people should hang in the town square, not be fucking rewarded.

Yet your grandfather... did nothing.

Your father... did nothing.

You... do nothing.

Enjoy reaping this sow-job, pussies.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:53 am

Rousing speech Dinsdale. I was being facetious. Supporting a guy once he's in office is simply the acceptance of reality. You don't know how or for whom I vote.

I can't tell if you were being rhetorical there or literal.

I know who Edmund Burke is. It's the "youth" vote that catapulted Obama to the lead that has some interesting thoughts on history. I was echoing some of their ignorance.

But I applauded you in between line breaks

See ?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:59 am

Tom In VA wrote:Supporting a guy once he's in office is simply the acceptance of reality.

Not my reality.

I only hope the pussies this country has bred finally get a clue soon, so that I may have the honor of fighting alongside my bretheren to once again establish The United States of America, while my body is still able.

And an honor it will be. My only regret is that so many will have to die. Although the compassionate Americans will surely give the immoral thieves a chance to flee, and find a new place to steal from honest, hardworking people.

There will probably be about 100 of us left, all said and done.

Pretty sure mvscal is with me.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:03 am

Dinsdale wrote: Not my reality.

I only hope the pussies this country has bred finally get a clue soon, so that I may have the honor of fighting alongside my bretheren to once again establish The United States of America, while my body is still able.

And an honor it will be. My only regret is that so many will have to die. Although the compassionate Americans will surely give the immoral thieves a chance to flee, and find a new place to steal from honest, hardworking people.

There will probably be about 100 of us left, all said and done.

Pretty sure mvscal is with me.

Well I'll try and stall them here with some epic takes while you establish a perimeter and set up an ambush.

Live Free, Die Well, Hawkeye.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:04 am

mvscal wrote:
There will be no landslide. Electoral or popular.

Look, you gave it a nice run at trying to go back-to-back on your unparalleled dumbfuckery at trying to call elections, but Jsc810 has already claimed the undisputed heavyweight polititard throne for '08 for thinking McCain would take 300+ electoral votes tonight, just because his fellow hayseeds in Southern Nowhere don't want to vote for no colored folk.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:10 am

Degenerate wrote:
mvscal wrote:
There will be no landslide. Electoral or popular.
Look, you gave it a nice run at trying to go back-to-back on your unparalleled dumbfuckery at trying to call elections, but Jsc810 has already claimed the undisputed heavyweight polititard throne for '08 for thinking McCain would take 300+ electoral votes tonight, just because his fellow hayseeds in Southern Nowhere don't want to vote for no colored folk.

BUT JEREMIAH WRIGHT IS A FUCKING RACIST!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad:

Rack that take.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:12 am

Dinsdale wrote:Pretty sure mvscal is with me.

You homos deserve each other.

And Obama.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:30 am

88 wrote: And the US Constitution has never had an assault like it will receive for the next 30 years.

Huh?

So Bush and the easdropping, and the dropping of Habeus corpus, and the separation of church & state, et al of the last 8 years was just what GW, TA TJ and the rest of the FFs had in mind?

Damn, I am (was) a Republican and the last 8 years haven't been Republican bro.
They've been as fucked up as any tenure ever.

Put down the kook-aid, take off the tin foil hat and give shit a chance.......

Or just wait for the Army of Gay Married, Nubian Socialists to start taxing you at 3x to afford to Abort all the white women they'll be knocking up.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:36 am

Rasputin wrote:
I'm pretty sure I'm on a list somewhere.

It's the dumbfuck list and is most surely the only time you'll ever finish first

Aside from the races being over, the second best thing about tonight is that Dio-pukins banalso goes back into effect.

Spam away pumpkinhead - zero hour is upon you

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:43 am

KC Scott wrote:

6-0 > 13-5

Still.

Don't worry, if I'm 3-0 again next week you can just have Pops declare a 10 game minimum.

Bitch.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:45 am

The thumpers are getting thumped tonight.

:twisted:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:46 am

It's 7:44 PT, and despite the fact that all votes are not in and no one knows absolutely for sure who will win, I would like to declare the official loser of this election is.....

wait for it.......

The American people.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:48 am

CNN is using holograms...outstanding!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:59 am

I am way out of my element here, but with only 50% of the precincts reporting in Ohio, McCain is within 100,000 votes in that state. Is it possible we could have another Florida on our hands? Just wondering.

Anywho, it probably still won't matter.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:01 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Not my reality.

I only hope the pussies this country has bred finally get a clue soon, so that I may have the honor of fighting alongside my bretheren to once again establish The United States of America, while my body is still able.

And an honor it will be. My only regret is that so many will have to die. Although the compassionate Americans will surely give the immoral thieves a chance to flee, and find a new place to steal from honest, hardworking people.

There will probably be about 100 of us left, all said and done.

Pretty sure mvscal is with me.

next election I'm penciling you in

I'm sure somebody will be doing double takes when they see "Tom in VA" as my write-in for President

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:03 am

88 wrote:It is official. Obama is president-elect.

You heard it here first, beyotches.

you're repeating yourself....or is this the "official" call

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:04 am

Okay. I go to bed now.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 am

The clock has officially struck 9:07, is that it?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 am

Word is Cunt Palin won't be making a post-election speech. What a fucking surprise. :P :P :P Chicken-shit.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:14 am

Obama got Colorado...he's over 300. I was thinking he'd get somewhere around the 300 mark.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:15 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Word is Cunt Palin won't be making a post-election speech. What a fucking surprise. :P :P :P Chicken-shit.

Dude, it's over. Ease up a bit and let's celebrate this monumentous historical event.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:15 am

I've been busy on the calls. A single message: Change.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:17 am

88 wrote: Take some Tums and settle in for four years of Obama, baby.

not so fast...

I expect impeachobama.com to be at full throttle by tomorrow

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:20 am

McCain = Class

Pure and simple.

Rack him.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:27 am

Shame he wasn't like this before. Maybe he wouldn't have got absolutely battered.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:30 am

Indeed, a class act.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:45 am

Tom In VA wrote:McCain = Class

Pure and simple.

Rack him.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:51 am

Tom In VA wrote:McCain = Class

Pure and simple.

Rack him.

4st

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:51 am

Total class on the concession speech.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:02 am

88 wrote:Personally, I thought he looked erratic.

The man had to be on fumes...cut him some slack.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:03 am

This guy is going to be okay.

Obama, is Presidential. I'm optimistic and hopeful.

Oh and he's a class act in victory. That's more important.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:07 am

Where's MV? It's only 9:07 on the West Coast. Is he really compiling arms and preparing for the apocalypse?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:08 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:I am way out of my element here, but with only 50% of the precincts reporting in Ohio, McCain is within 100,000 votes in that state. Is it possible we could have another Florida on our hands? Just wondering.

Anywho, it probably still won't matter.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/

Your second paragraph is correct. Hell, you could flip Florida, Ohio and Virginia, and Obama would still have enough electoral votes to win.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:09 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:It's only 9:07 on the West Coast. Is he really compiling arms and preparing for the apocalypse?

Not a bad way to run some tards.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:10 am

88 wrote:Personally, I thought he looked erratic.

That's because he looked like he wanted to jump in the crowd and beat the crap of the people heckling Obama.