I think I'm gonna make this place.....

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:00 am

my new home board.

We'll need some new drapes, because the ones in here now smell like cock.

Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.

Oh, and no penis pictures in my PM box, please.

My husband and my boyfriend aren't too keen on them.

Thanks a bunch!

Looking forward to my new found friendships with most, if not ALL of you.

:fistpump

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:04 am

By the way.....

I just found out that my phone number spells out the words "ski vagina".

Just a little bit more about myself.

I don't even ski.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:23 am

This went well.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:35 am

Your pictures, I like.

You're the "property of the Oakland Raiders" shirt guy, right?

That takes balls, man.

Angry props.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:00 pm

Ana, sounds good. Sorry we didn't snap to earlier. Most of us are suffering or celebrating after the weekend's CFB games.

As for poli threads, let's just replace them with something else, or try to make them funnier.

As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:08 pm

We networked FURIOUSLY to make this acquisition happen.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:19 pm

:fistpump

Don't leave that thing in the air long, or AP will be along for a sit and spin.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:32 pm

Ana Ng wrote:my new home board.

Whitey just filled his drawers. I hope you're happy.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.

Have you tried patchouli oil?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:15 pm

Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?

Give and take, guy.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:16 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.
Have you tried patchouli oil?

Look, NO ONE wants Logan Fan to come back. Fuck that noise.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:25 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?

Give and take, guy.

Time to take one for the team, Mace.

You do pee naked, Ana, right?

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:26 pm

this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:38 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

I don't know. It hasn't worked that all well for KFC Paul or shutyomouth.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:46 pm

Any chance we can make that happen today ?

Redskin's bye week and all.

I'll help.

Mace ?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:49 pm

Mace wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?

Give and take, guy.
It's a habit from the old days....sorry it annoys you...well, not really, but YOU ARE SO ON. When my post total hits 2305, we'll expect to see a naked pic of you sitting on the toilet "going pee".

Maybe you could just edit them out of your last 100 posts. She seems like a fair lady, willing to compromise.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:55 pm

Genius Goober.

Pure Genius. RACK

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:57 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?

Give and take, guy.
Time to take one for the team, Mace.

You do pee naked, Ana, right?

No.

I actually wear MORE clothes, come to think of it.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:58 pm

Mace wrote:we'll expect to see a naked pic of you sitting on the toilet "going pee".

Fuck.

Sorry.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:01 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

Please don't do this.

It's not fun, and it's not funny.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:03 pm

Your face looks like your squeezin' one out.

Kind of cute. You remind me a nun I had as a teacher in grade school.

Except of course, you're half naked and squatting on the toilet. I never saw her like that.

But she did fart real loud once in class and I got in trouble for cracking up.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:03 pm

Mace wrote: Yeah, but the Bears

You're a Bears fan ?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:05 pm

They still play at Soldier Field right ?

pron · Post by **pron** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:06 pm

Rack Ana. :)

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:08 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Your face looks like your squeezin' one out.

I was pretending like I was smelling up the stall, for effect.

I know how sexy that can be.

Can't take any chances.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm

Good work Ms. Ng.

Mace,

Didn't Walter Payton play for them ?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:01 pm

If you have to ask if Payton played for the the Bears, you deserve to be castrated.

Unless you're just making "small chat", which in that case......you're just a big gay fag.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:42 pm

You forgot James Caan.

Oh wait, that was a movie.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:03 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits
Please don't do this.

It's not fun, and it's not funny.

so no on the jim carey movie resets, got it

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:09 pm

Mace wrote:
Rasputin wrote:You forgot James Caan.

Oh wait, that was a movie.
You're right, but how could I have forgotten Pic.

88

Listen, srsly.......if it means that much to you, g'head and throw your "Mace" signature back up there.

Your embarrassing yourself, and more importantly......me.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:33 pm

What's that black thing to the right of Ana's head? WTF?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:45 pm

Bubble gum dispenser. I think.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:51 pm

I wouldn't chew on anything that comes out of that dispenser.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:16 pm

It also has the added bonus of helping some of the retards around here learn how to count backwards in sequence.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:20 pm

Had to leave Mace, sorry.

How are the Bears doing now ?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:11 am

Welcome, Ana, to our home sweet board.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:01 pm

Ana I've been watching for awhile, and I think I love you.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:12 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.

I Second this notion.

Belated official welcome Ana.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:45 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.
I Second this notion.

Belated official welcome Ana.

Holy shit. Ana decides to make the board her home on Sunday, and a couple of days later she’s a mod. Meteoric rise to the top. Sort of like our very own Sarah Palin, but with documented nakedness.