Son of a bitch mvscal

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Perks main concern is to see America fail... that, and throwing rocks.

The runt who can't measure up to Cinder can go merrily fuck himself.

Look man, it doesn't have to get personal...


Be cool.

[Dan Vogel]

Mvscal has some issues. I think all of us who have posted on this board can recognize that. He's an angry person. But if we knew him better and maybe had to walk in his shoes for a day we would see him in a different light. That kind of attitude doesn't appear overnight. It builds up as life frustrations build up and beat someone up. That's why I've never gone to personally attack him even though he's made threats to me and even my family. That wasn't taken lightly and I won't go back in time to talk about it again because some of you remember what I needed to do when those threats were made. It's water under the bridge to me even though it's not a closed case civilly.

My point is that this Birdy has no business posting this nonsense on a public board. What kind of garbage is this? It just doesn't help anything. Civil discussion is ultimately more interesting than vile name calling and childish rants. Lets not always go to the lowest common demoninator. A school student would be issued a time out if he lost his composure like that. Think about that. I'd have some word if I was a moderator here. I like to read here when I have time which is rare. But this doesn't make the grade.

[MadRussian]

Seriously, who is this piece of shit tardling that thinks he's bringin' the smack and/or funnay? Back to the drawing board, bitch, 'cause you're failing miserably at both.

I see your vagina is still swollen and puffy

[Jay in Phoenix]

But thanks...its saved me some time, seeing as you aren't really worth any

And yet you've felt compelled to post back at me...twice. With nothing original. Same tired homo-crap. Same tired laughing emoitcon.

See my above statement imbecile, or does teh irony of KYOA again escape your limp little brain's boundary of comprehension?

Irony? Sorry dumbfuck, there wasn't a trace of irony in your statements. Just contradiction. You say I'm not worth the time and now you've come back a third time. As you will a fourth. Ad infinitum. Typical troll tactic.

Let me know when you are able to attempt anything that doesn't pay tribute to your inner-faggot.

I have, you are just too much of a colossal fucking moron to comprehend it.

No you haven't at all. Each and every post of yours is brimming with the same shit, over and over. And sorry to burst your little cum-bubble, but the dodge and switch of "You just don't get it." and "You can't comprehend it." doesn't work at all. You're trying very, very hard to revive an old-school style of posting that got plunged into cliche about, oh...ten years ago.

You aren't from Houston are you?

Why else would you equate "back to the minors" with "kiddies"? Nice outing yourself as a pedo, and KYOA as well!!

Simple you simpleton. The minors comment was a sports metaphor, nothing more. The kiddie comment was entirely for you, as I knew that would start your inner-pedo-Pavlovian bells to ring off the hook.

Worked like a charm.

So in a brief summation, you've gone with pretty much all homo-smack. Check.

You've aped Dios color fonts. Check.

Stupid emoiticons? Check.

KYOAIKYABWAICTRLKC-smack? Check and double check.

Bravo slappy, you're taken unoriginality to a whole new level. Well played.

[MadRussian]

When you pry Mace off of your cock, try and post something coherant, twinkles.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Whem I pry mvscal oth uff muh tongue, Uh'll thry and posth thomething coherant.

Fixed.

You're welcome.

And dismissed.

[Goober McTuber]

When you pry Mace off of your cock, try and post something coherant, twinkles.

I-R-O-N-Y.

[MadRussian]

Whem I pry mvscal oth uff muh tongue, Uh'll thry and posth thomething coherant.

Fixed.

You're welcome.

And dismissed.

My, you are really "bringing it"
Kill yourself. As long as you have posted on these smack boards, and thats teh best ya got?
Just pretend a shotgun is your Dad's cock, stick it in your mouth, and pull teh trigger.

[Jay in Phoenix]

My, you are really "bringing it"

Nah, not really. Just playing to the level of the "competition".

Kill yourself. As long as you have posted on these smack boards, and thats teh best ya got?

See above slappy. When you bring up your game, hell, when you can show ANY game whatsoever, then things might get more interesting.

Funny, as long as YOU have been on these boards, this is how you still Troll. Epic.

Just pretend a shotgun is your Dad's cock, stick it in your mouth, and pull teh trigger.

Oooooh. More homo cracks combined with Daddy-smack. What, you couldn't work in some classic Mommie-smack? Some craptacular, crayon-scrawled stick-figure animations?

You only wish you were A.P.

[MadRussian]

When you pry Mace off of your cock, try and post something coherant, twinkles.

I-R-O-N-Y.

Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.

[MadRussian]

My, you are really "bringing it"

Nah, not really. Just playing to the level of the "competition".

Kill yourself. As long as you have posted on these smack boards, and thats teh best ya got?

See above slappy. When you bring up your game, hell, when you can show ANY game whatsoever, then things might get more interesting.

Funny, as long as YOU have been on these boards, this is how you still Troll. Epic.

Just pretend a shotgun is your Dad's cock, stick it in your mouth, and pull teh trigger.

Oooooh. More homo cracks combined with Daddy-smack. What, you couldn't work in some classic Mommie-smack? Some craptacular, crayon-scrawled stick-figure animations?

You only wish you were A.P.

Thats the 1st remotely funny thing you have posted in this thread.
The rest?
So fucking pathetic and laughable that I really dont feel the need to smack you.
I mean, how can I kick your ass worse that you kick it yourself?

Well part of being an idiot in being too much of a dumbfuck to realize it.
Relish it, smooth brained imbecile, relish it. This, sadly enough, is probably the pinnacle of your miserable existance.

[Mikey]

Isn't there some rule about being at least 13 to post here?

Maybe we need to require at least the equivalent of a 3rd grade education as well.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Thats the 1st remotely funny thing you have posted in this thread.

Like I said, level of the competition.

Were you one of those hydrocephalic babies? The mucous sloshing around inside your Family Circus-size retard head is cleary drowning out your ability to listen.

The rest? So fucking pathetic and laughable that I really dont feel the need to smack you.

~translation~ : I've got nothing.

This, sadly enough, is probably the pinnacle of MY miserable existance.

True enough slappy. True enough.

[Goober McTuber]

When you pry Mace off of your cock, try and post something coherant, twinkles.

I-R-O-N-Y.

Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

[Mikey]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

Is that what first clude you in about MadMoron?

[Goober McTuber]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

Is that what first clude you in about MadMoron?

Everything he’s ever posted under any of his nics (Mad Russian, Private Major, no F_N Joke, Barack is God, etc.) has screamed, “Look at me!! I’m a fucking idiot!!!”

[MadRussian]

Isn't there some rule about being at least 13 to post here?

Maybe we need to require at least the equivalent of a 3rd grade education as well.

You want to compare education and professional job skills?

hint: you will lose big time, twinkles

[MadRussian]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

The truth hurt you, didn't it?
Need some kleenex, pussy?

[MadRussian]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

Is that what first clude you in about MadMoron?

Everything he’s ever posted under any of his nics (Mad Russian, Private Major, no F_N Joke, Barack is God, etc.) has screamed, “Look at me!! I’m a fucking idiot!!!”

Newsflash, shitstain, I only have ONE nic here
How does it feel to always be wrong?

[Goober McTuber]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

The truth hurt you, didn't it?
Need some kleenex, pussy?

You’re the fucking idiot. Not sure how that was supposed to hurt me.

[MadRussian]

Continually misspelling basic words is a sure indicator that you’re a fucking idiot.

The truth hurt you, didn't it?
Need some kleenex, pussy?

You’re the fucking idiot. Not sure how that was supposed to hurt me.

Yeah, I should have known that would have went over your head, smooth brained collosal imbecile.

Here, let me refresh your semen addled brain:

Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.

[MadRussian]

Yeah, I should have known that would have went over your head, smooth brained collosal imbecile.

Here, let me refresh your semen addled brain:

Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.

Dear god would you shut the fuck up! I check in on this place thinking the finger banging pussy mvscal will show up and all I see is someone posting shit that's almost as bad as the Black Cock Choker.

These boards were created 10 years ago coming from Jim Rome. How you haven't forgotten to eat or breath in the last 10 years is beyond me.

This dump has no traffic as it is and when I show up there is a faint glimmer of hope that Suckasaurus Cax has responded, but all I see is 6 year old Billy pounding on his keyboard while mommy and daddy are on vacation.

"Dear Billy,

Kindly on behalf of the most hated poster in the history of the Smack Boards, would you logoff, put your typing rocks down, forget your password and shut the fuck up."

Thanks,
Milton, Gunslinger, IndyClown, Birdy

Nice melt, dance for MR, bitch!!!!

[Goober McTuber]

The truth hurt you, didn't it?
Need some kleenex, pussy?

You’re the fucking idiot. Not sure how that was supposed to hurt me.

Yeah, I should have known that would have went over your head, smooth brained collosal imbecile.

Here, let me refresh your semen addled brain:

Spelling smack is a sure indication of defeat.

Spelling smack is quite acceptable when directed at a wet-brained fucktard who just happens to be questioning the coherancy (sic) of other posters. You might want to take another shot at "collosal" you fucking tard.

[MadRussian]

Spelling smack is quite acceptable when directed at a wet-brained fucktard who just happens to be questioning the coherancy (sic) of other posters. You might want to take another shot at "collosal" you fucking tard.

Yup, sure indication of defeat, champ .
Because I REALLY make it a point to type everything perfect and spell everyting perfect on a troll board
Because after I hurredly type a post, I examine it to see if I have any spelling or grammar errors......
You fookin shitstained pair of menses pantaloons, you dont even see how bottom feeding pathetic you are.

What a legacy of message boarding you have: spelling smack

WHOA, you are gooood

[Goober McTuber]

And some of us are capable of typing out a quick post without spelling like a third-grader. Particularly when questioning the “coherancy” of others. Yes, I’m sure you have an educational background that would shame us all, Corky.

[smackaholic]

Isn't there some rule about being at least 13 to post here?

Maybe we need to require at least the equivalent of a 3rd grade education as well.

You want to compare education and professional job skills?

hint: you will lose big time, twinkles

I dunno, russkie. He's one of them book smart commie libs. He can 'splain stuff like freezing oranges to keep them from freezin' and stuff.

He is the official T1B dr. science. You better step off, before he gets his slide rule out.

[Mikey]

Isn't there some rule about being at least 13 to post here?

Maybe we need to require at least the equivalent of a 3rd grade education as well.

You want to compare education and professional job skills?

hint: you will lose big time, twinkles

I dunno, russkie. He's one of them book smart commie libs. He can 'splain stuff like freezing oranges to keep them from freezin' and stuff.

He is the official T1B dr. science. You better step off, before he gets his slide rule out.

Slid rulz r fer loosers.

I dos that shite im my hed.

[velocet]

Really, what makes you look like a bigger jackass?

Spelling smack or NEENER NEENER YOU USED TEH SPELLING SMAK smack?

And the answer is: neither. Smack ability rules. Nearly any premise will do, so long as there is skill working the angle.


As for the dust-up in this thread between MR and Jay + Friends, this could get interesting.
MR is outnumbered and isn't as experienced with the smack lingua franca as those arrayed against him. Still, if he decides to employ a little of the talent he's shown around and drop the mere accusatory declamations, he could make something out of this tilt.


Jay & Mace,

I see what you are doing (again) and yes, smack is brutal, crude and personal, but nowhere in the Smack Geneva Convention is sadism sanctioned. Damn.



velocet

[Mikey]

I see what you are doing (again) and yes, smack is brutal, crude and personal, but nowhere in the Smack Geneva Convention is sadism sanctioned. Damn.

I would argue, however, that the Smack Geneva Convention does not grant or *sanction* smacking rights (sadism among the most important), but only confirms that those with which we are naturally imbued cannot be infringed upon.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Jay & Mace,

I see what you are doing (again) and yes, smack is brutal, crude and personal, but nowhere in the Smack Geneva Convention is sadism sanctioned. Damn.



velocet

Sadism is, as sadism does mister velocet.



Ooh look...the VogelBird dropped something.

[PSUFAN]

if he decides to employ a little of the talent he's shown around and drop the mere accusatory declamations, he could make something out of this tilt.

Coach: lean into it, son. Drive it like you mean it.
PSUFAN: Coach, I don't know how I could fuck this bird any better. The head just popped off in my hands, and the feathers are but memories.
Coach: hold it, I just shit myself.
PSUFAN: no problem...right?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Coach, I don't know how I could fuck this bird any better. The head just popped off in my hands, and the feathers are but memories.

Damn you PSUFAN, DAMN YOU!!

The VogelBird was my cousin, you ASS!

If it's a BIRD you want to fuck with, then damn it, try to FUCK with ME!!



RAMBIRD