Screw you, Dan, it's OVER!!!

[Mrs. Vogel]

Dan,

I know you say you've been working hard on the relationship, but it's OVER!

I still love you, but things have been really bad for a long time now!

I know Rev. Handley warns us against profanitites, but you're a SHIT!!!!!!!!

God gave us a gift, Dan! We're supposed to seek solace in each other's arm. Dan, you never look at me these days! I am a REAL WOMAN, Dan. I think you still are looking at those awful websites - in fact, I KNOW you are! The FBI agents have told me. I kept it to myself for so long...but they're starting to wink at each other, and I know they are mocking me!

I will finally be honst with you now, Dan - I've ben with other men! It's true, I wasn't a virgin when we were married. My first boyfreind and I DID have sex, and I've never forgotten it! In a lot of ways, I feel like we've never really had sex, dan. you always seemed so distnt and rushed. You never liked how wet I got - I CAN'T HELP IT!!! It's how jesus made me, dan

Also...I have to tell you, that mexican who comes every other week to look at our history books, we have made love. he's rogh, and he always asks funny questions about our pets, but ... i think I love him!

Dan, I am gouing to get together my things and go. we're linked forever, bear-bear...but I have needs, and I have to live my life!


OVER!

[indyfrisco]

Don't put any stock into it that Dan will have sex with you for the next 7 days. If on the 8th day he still wants you, know it is genuine.

[Screw_Michigan]

RACK the Vogel bitch!

[Goober McTuber]

You never liked how wet I got - I CAN'T HELP IT!!! It's how jesus made me, dan

Sounds like a nice idea for a t-shirt:

“Jesus makes me wet.”

I know poptart and bco would buy a couple.

[Louis Cyphre]

Um.. why didn't you ask her any funny questions about their pets just now?

[Imus]

This is great. We've got video of Mrs. Vogel pulling a blow job train on the instructors at her last sensitivy training. She paid $2,000 for a bukake bliss weekend. In the men's shitter.

Which lawyer wants to buy it.

Don't ask how we got the tape.

[Mrs. Vogel]

Dan, SCREW YOU for making me turn to this board in order to reach out to you. You won't talk to me at home, what choice have you given me?

People have stuffed my messagebox with support and phone numbers. Some of them are even toll-free. I even got a pic from an african-american - of his crank! his pubes look like tiny little piles of dogshit, so i'll pass. I have OPTIONS now, dan. I don't have to beg the g-men to motorboat my clit when I'm horny any longer.

mvscal, don';t believe for a second that i'll take your side in this. we've had our litlte fling, that's ALL it is. I knoe that now.

[Dan Vogel]

What is this garbage? I see how this board is where some of you take a pleasure in tearing people down. I'm a big man and can take it off my back. But with the warnings that have already been given about investigations from police and FBI to some members of this board when threats were made against my family I can't believe I see this when I log on today. The moderators can delete this thread right now if you know what is good for you. LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF YOUR DISCUSSIONS PERIOD.

I wasn't going to bring it up anymore because no legal action came from it. But we better all remember that in fact the police and FBI monitored this board and a few specific members who I notified them about. You can joke about it if you like but that is the fact. Further the authorities assured me that a continuing observation and monitoring of this site would take place because it had been the subject of a serious citizen complaint. Go ahead and laugh right now but when that knock comes on your door you won't be the one laughing. I'm not a violent man but I can tell you that if you want to push my buttons I can change my nature too.

Delete this thread now if you want what is good.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Dan, I can see where you feel your...ummm...position on this board may have been compromised. The ire you are expressing is quite palpable. Knowing that most members of the VogelHous (how's that bird Dan?) have had their various orifices violated by mvscal and friends must be a weight most difficult to carry. I'm certain it will takes weeks, if not months to clean and sterilize their DNA from the curtains, walls, bed linens and most household utilites.

However Dan, going to the police or the FBI might not be your best approach to your need for retribution. There are other..."avenues" you might consider. Much as I am loath to suggest such an idea, you may wish to give this pink-polo-puka-prancing porker a call.

He might just be right up your alley.

So to speak.

[War Wagon]

But we better all remember that in fact the police and FBI monitored this board and a few specific members who I notified them about.

I'm sure the FBI has nothing better to do than be concerned about a message board full of jokers and trolls and they've taken your complaints quite seriously.

[Goober McTuber]

What is this garbage? I see how this board is where some of you take a pleasure in tearing people down. I'm a big man and can take it off my back. But with the warnings that have already been given about investigations from police and FBI to some members of this board when threats were made against my family I can't believe I see this when I log on today. The moderators can delete this thread right now if you know what is good for you. LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF YOUR DISCUSSIONS PERIOD.

I wasn't going to bring it up anymore because no legal action came from it. But we better all remember that in fact the police and FBI monitored this board and a few specific members who I notified them about. You can joke about it if you like but that is the fact. Further the authorities assured me that a continuing observation and monitoring of this site would take place because it had been the subject of a serious citizen complaint. Go ahead and laugh right now but when that knock comes on your door you won't be the one laughing. I'm not a violent man but I can tell you that if you want to push my buttons I can change my nature too.

Delete this thread now if you want what is good.

Gee, Dan, maybe you should ask your whore of a wife to quit posting here.

[PSUFAN]

Dan, give me the bird's DIGITS, asshole. Feathers will fucking fly.

[PSUFAN]

Dan...don't make me do this. Don't MAKE me back The Crew on this one.

Your wife is right, Dan...you fucking degenerate PUSSY.

[Bobby42]

There's always chocolate.

[Screw_Michigan]

What's the big deal, Dan? Hell, jtr has been fuckin' your wife for years.

The lowest of the low blows.

The Crew is a bunch of pud-smoking degenerate wannabes, but even I'm afraid of the consequences of Dan's actions if he keeps dissing the Crew.

[Dan Vogel]

Ok I had time to settle down today and this is what I understand. I spoke by phone with the agent I have had contact with since the earlier family threats were made on this board. He looked at what was posted in this thread and said that it was just some message board clowning and not something that called for any kind of action. Maybe I overreacted to it. That's all fine and good but as long as we got on this subject I will inform you of the rest of my talk with him. That is his assurance to me that just what I told you before. They continue to monitor this board and a few people in particular who did make threatening comments to my children. Reason is that board operators have access to IP information and can possibly locate addresses of board members. If threats have been made they are no different than any kind of threat that we might get in a real life situation. Serious and harmful things have happened to innocent people in this age of the internet and we've seen news stories about them. The agencies take this thing seriously. So just think before you try to take a real threat tone to another member. It's a bad thing.

I don't have anything good to say about this stupid thread topic. Someone who has never grown up. Sad.

[War Wagon]

Dan, this isn't your cup of tea.

Consider yourself run.

[KC Scott]

I spoke by phone with the agent

Hijack thread time

3 Best Agents

[Mrs. Vogel]

sniff

Dan, don't you even CARE? if you're not careful, the disrespet you've shown our elationship will come to define it. All of the memries e had will turn bad!

I'm starting to like the anal with the mexican more and more. Is this where we saw ourselfs heading after the good feelings we shared from the relationship weekend?

Dan, It's true, I was unfaithful to you there, too. I went with an open mind, and i want ed to work things out with you - but when I saw how glum you looked, I couldn't help it, but I started looking at other men there! Remember Marc? he grabbed me by the soda machine on a break and we kissed in ssecret! Later, when you were sleeping, I met him and he ate me down there for like a half hour straight, and I LOVED it, Dan! Marc keeps PMing me .,wants to get together, and I held off in case you saw the light, but now there's no looking back, there's no chance with you, and marc better buy some floss to get the pubes out of his teeth, 'cuz I'll be steaming up his glasses as soon as I can!

Dan, please don't trust the FBI guys, they've been making a fool out of you for months now! There only listening to you so that they can talk about how stupid you are afterward, behind youyr back! You have to understand, they don't have that much to do parked in that van out there.

[KC Scott]

All of the memries e had will turn bad!

If there really was a Hell, I'd so be going there.

[Mrs. Vogel]

I'm not happy to post here with some of the people I'm sure Dan spent time with talking ALWAYS about college football. I think sports discussion is healthy, but what is there to talk about after maybe 10 minutes? Did Dan really want to spend more time talking with people here about that, when he could have been cookign a nice dinner for the family, or bakign something wholesome?

Does jtr spend his time doing this? Maybe he's differnt; mayb e he knows how to make a woman feel nice. that's all we want. we don't want a star-gazing freak who gets more excited talkig about college football or birds than he does when his wife puts on something frilly and nice.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What is this garbage?

Garbage? Dan, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD - I've checked the ip.

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THE IP IS COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE!

[Dan Vogel]

Sorry you had to find out this way Mrs. Vogel. Would giving me head make you feel better?

You've always got something to say don't you? Are you a slow learner? I'm not saying it is a fact or not because of confidential issues but you might stop and ask yourself if maybe you're not one of the people I've talked about who has been under investigation. If you were aware of all that I am you would operate differently mark my words. And not only that but if you think you can talk tough and crude because you hide behind a keyboard ok. You would never speak to my face that way. People here would never speak to my face the way they do on a board. I've always been able to handle my business. Whatever floats your boat.

Take that to heart and have a happy thanksgiving.

[PSUFAN]

I'm starting to understand that Dan and IRIE LAGOS define "investigation" similarly.

[Mikey]

Ze zychology of zis Dan Fugol troll and how ze mile posters on zis board are respondink to him is verrry eenterestink. From a zychoanalytical perspecteef, yes?
I sink I vill haf to study zis a bit more.

Sin,
Uncle Sigmumd

[PSUFAN]

you don't?

Somebody's trolling.

[Jay in Phoenix]

You sure? Weren't you able to plant a vine in her shitpipe?

Yes, and the spurting grapes it issued allowed her produce the most amazing vintage of whine.

[Dan Vogel]

I've had enough with this stupid thread. I'm leaving. Have fun in sesame street children.

[smackaholic]

I don't pick grapes...

that's nocal.

I'll go with avocado picker.

[poptart]

I've had enough with this stupid thread. I'm leaving.

Dan Vogel was run.

[Mrs. Vogel]

I've had enough with this stupid thread. I'm leaving. Have fun in sesame street children.

sob...

:(

Oh, Dan, part of me started this thread to see if you would wake up and finally just GET IT. Part of me that i had been keeping under wraps what there for you, Dan...pulsing and throbbing like that vein in your temple does whenever we catch our son tongue-scrubbing the dog's crusty fur-rimmed turd pincher and then you get so mad and ashamed.

But I see it now, you've REALLY given up! All of my last tight;y-clutched hopes are DASHERD.

Things don't look good with that asshole from the relationship weekend. He finally picked up before the answering maching did the other night, and he was SO MEAN, he cursed me up and down, called me a "FAT SOW with a rotten gushing gunt", or something to that effect. Forget him.

I'm not completely destroyed yet, though. Rev. Handley still takes my calls, and I can sense the warmth in his voice, I think he probably loves me, and wants to discuss taking things to the next level. Why else would he be so nice to me, and always comformt me so well, even when I just can't stop craying on the phone? Oh Dan, why am I telling you this, you don't care anymore


But, Dan...I'm not totally without options, you should know that.

[Mrs. Vogel]

I JUST opened my eemail and to my Joy, the first one was from REV. Handley!!! he sent me a coulpe of pictures! He was being SOOOOOOOOOO sweet! oh, my, this is really something!

OOOOOOOH , he looks so good!

[Screw_Michigan]

Garbage? Dan, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now.

[smackaholic]

[/quote]

Nice outfit. I think this guy used to be with the teddy boys.