Arrested... for Farting???

[Cuda]

Florida needs grown-up supervision

Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack

12-year-old charged after deliberately "breaking wind" in class

NOVEMBER 21--A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15.

lunchroom burrito= felony for the fat little shit

[Cuda]

the fat little shit was white, after all.

i'd guess they pepper-sprayed him at the very least now that it's the age of oBama

[smackaholic]

I served about 18 months hard time (catholic school, 1st and half of second grade). Getting dragged down to the station and tased a half dozen times woulda been a picnic.

I still hate them fukkin' bitter penguins.

[Bucmonkey]

How nice that Stuart PD has nothing better to do. I hope they at least tazed him a few times.

They probably dont have a whole hell of alot to do in that podunk town.

[Wolfman]

If I was the teacher, I'd have told the class to take care of this jerk--turn my back and wait for retribution to take place.