(!) Is this AP's "hottie" girlfriend? (!)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:34 am

After jizzing up the mirror, AP retreats to the next room to slide out of his "manties", only to have his 27 year old hottie sneak in and snap a pic of herself...

...while AP tries to figure out the chord progression on "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love".

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:29 am

Nice red X, schlong-slurper.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 am

The Discovery Channel wrote:Contrary to popular belief, reindeer are natural predators. Watch as it stands idly and waits...

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:30 pm

http://www.exgfpics.com/blog/jl/2178/3.jpg

Whoever it is, I'd tap that.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:59 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice red X, schlong-slurper.

Okay, so I fucked up.

I lifted the embedded tags out of the pics that .mFraud perpetrates as those of his "girlfriends" with some java scripts I use and traced them to a website that caters to dudes putting pics of their naked ex-girlfriends up.
The red X was supposed to be a funny take on the whole "jizz-stained" mirror thing.

I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:35 pm

Martyred wrote:I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.

Take the rest of the year as well.

No one's gonna notice.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:37 pm

Where are the reindeer?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:50 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
Martyred wrote:I failed. Big deal, everyone has an off day.
Take the rest of the year as well.

No one's gonna notice.

Please, find someone else to flog with your insecurities.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:57 pm

Please, find a different angle.

If possible.....from your position.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:34 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Please, find a different angle.

If possible.....from your position.

Wow. The chunky mexicana with body dysmorphic disorder and "daddy issues" is profound...

Better?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:59 pm

For you, yes.

I've seen your work.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:12 pm

Fer sure.

And he really told my ass off, to boot.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:20 pm

Ana Ng wrote: I've seen your work.

And I've seen your work...

...and as much as I'd like to say it was the most lonely, fragile attempt at self-actualization I have ever seen, sadly on T1B, that wouldn't be the case.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:27 pm

I only come here for the free psych evals.

Wake me up when you get to the part about my self depreciating.

I'm sure it'll be right on the money.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:54 am

Ana Ng wrote: Wake me up when you get to the part about my self depreciating.

I doubt those fun bags are deflating any time soon.

You've got way more than you need. In fact, I predict lower back problems in the not too distant future, if not already.

Keep working those abs.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:38 am

I'm gonna start locking threads that end on such a high note.

Fucking Christ.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:10 am

The flush of latent power so becomes you.

You're like Napoleon with a hefty rack. Your bellybutton is even with an average height doorknob.

Is your hubby a runt too, or does he just like to fuck well endowed midgets?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:15 am

He's 6'3.

Let's not discuss him right now.

What are you wearing?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:46 am

If he were 6'3, he would've been in the Air Force.

I call bullshit.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:04 am

Ben Gay and a modest boner?

Got it.

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