World's oldest broad dies at 115

[smackaholic]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081128/ap_ ... est_person

This has got to put wolfie in the top 5.

[Bobby42]

Parker had been a widow since her husband, Earl Parker, died in 1939 of a heart attack.

Poor guy died in bed. And, she lived in fear forever after.

[Wolfman]

It would be most cool to live to 100 and be able to know all the stuff that was locked up about the JFK murder for 75 years. The only "medicine" I take is a daily capsule of cod liver oil, unless you count Beast Light. Still officiating high school football and umpiring high school softball. Half the folks here will be lucky to live as long and as healthful as I have in my 69 trips around the sun. When I go--i can truthfully feel that I had a pretty good ride. Rack you if you got dealt a good sequence of DNA !

[smackaholic]

It would be most cool to live to 100 and be able to know all the stuff that was locked up about the JFK murder for 75 years. The only "medicine" I take is a daily capsule of cod liver oil, unless you count Beast Light. Still officiating high school football and umpiring high school softball. Half the folks here will be lucky to live as long and as healthful as I have in my 69 trips around the sun. When I go--i can truthfully feel that I had a pretty good ride. Rack you if you got dealt a good sequence of DNA !

yeah, yeah, rack you and your awesome dna. Now fukking die already.

sin,

tapped out taxpayers of NY who are being suffocated by gubmint employee pensioners.