(!)the truth is here....open forum(!)

[.m2]

Let's start off with "the truth".

A link to "the truth"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpyE4URiyww

I was one of the most looked at recruits in the history of Cal....ifornia FOOTBALL history.

jo jo townsell is my boy to this day!!!(UCLA)

My boys were.....

1. a.j. Ross (oregon state scholastic)

2. g. whilite (brother played on the broncos)

3. brad muster (still one of my best friends... and a 'furd) and a Chicago Bear.



"the truth" is open for an hour....


Let's get it on....



Go Bears!!!!!!!!!

[.m2]

I was sitting fifth row, north end against Stanford yesterday.

I ran on the field with my son on my shoulders and his face was about two feet from the axe as it was rushed off the field.

I guess my question is................how fucking jealous are you?

You wanna bang heads with.... "the truth"...

You live in the cesspool known as "rodeo''....

"the truth"...

[Screw_Michigan]

bwahahahaha!

Rack R-JACK

this thread is going to be EPIC

you wanna "bang heads with the truth?"

Bwhahaha. This might almost be as epic as Notre Dame embarassing itself on national television, as it does every weekend.

[Ana Ng]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

Is this shtick?


Also, is "the truth" and ".m2" the same entity?

SRO, folks.

TIA.

[smackaholic]

I was one of the most looked at recruits in the history of Cal....ifornia FOOTBALL history.

So what happened? How did you go from being Mr. Athlete to Mr. Ren Faire?

Did you fail school? Was it drugs? Did you get injured? Did you do something to get kicked out of school? What?

Then he woke up.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

Is this shtick?


Also, is "the truth" and ".m2" the same entity?

SRO, folks.

TIA.

m2ool really has to be experienced to be fully appreciated. Neither I nor anyone else could truly do justice to him by attempting a synopsis of his posts.

You might want to start in the Big Time Power College Football forum, that should give you a decent feel for him.

Also, there are plenty of pictures of him floating around this sordid clambake, but I'm too lazy busy to search for them right now. More than one are in full Ren Faire garb, complete with chainmail and lipstick.

[Derron]

bwahahahaha!

This might almost be as epic as Notre Dame embarassing itself on national television, as it does every weekend.

I think that Penn State becomes the laughing stock of college football when the camera is focused on fucking Joe Paterno, hobbling off the bus with a fucking cane...and then saying he's coming back again next year...what a fucking joke..looking to see OSU run their ass in the Rose Bowl.

[PSUFAN]

Derron, are you aware that Oregon State and Penn State have met on the field already this season?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

More than one are in full Ren Faire garb, complete with chainmail and lipstick.

That's not him. Some of us have seen his real pic.


Yikes.

[RadioFan]

Is this shtick?

Unfortunately, not.

Well, sort of. Dude takes himself seriously. I think.

Terry was fairly spot on.


It's a virtual lock for m2ool making the finals of CFB board bitch of the year, every year, with SoCalTrjn a close second, or vice versa.

In some years it's difficult to tell who is a bigger homer ... Myopic Cal Fan (m2ool), or Myopic USC Fan (toejam).

[RadioFan]

Derron, are you aware that Oregon State and Penn State have met on the field already this season?

I laughed.

To steal a line from 88 ... Derron watching CFB would be the equivalent of a dog trying to fuck a baseball.

[titlover]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

Is this shtick?


Also, is "the truth" and ".m2" the same entity?

SRO, folks.

TIA.

just like any other board knowitall who thinks they are the ultimate source of info and accuracy really.

i just log on for the tit shots.......(not of .m2)

[.m2]

i just log on for the tit shots.......(not of .m2)

ask and you shall receive...









the truth

[Y2K]

Nice...rack that rack..

[Mister Bushice]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

He's over forty years old and sells wind chimes at Ren Faires. Questions?

You forgot to add that he thieves hag pics from other peoples ren faire websites and calls them his "girlfriends"

[.m2]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

He's over forty years old and sells wind chimes at Ren Faires. Questions?

You forgot to add that he thieves hag pics from other peoples ren faire websites and calls them his "girlfriends"

This should be good....

I'll be waiting.





the truth

[smackaholic]

the rest of us are waiting too.

what's with the pic of a teddy bear and some pasty legs?

[PSUFAN]

ahem.

mFool,

let's see her hold up a sign that says "the truth".

:twisted: :twisted:

Thanks...

[Cosmo Kramer]

i just log on for the tit shots.......(not of .m2)

ask and you shall receive...




that looks like a fucking plastic doll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






the truth

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

How insecure. I actually pity you. Your world (and evidently your penis from the obvious overcompensating) is very small.

[.m2]

How insecure. I actually pity you. Your world (and evidently your penis from the obvious overcompensating) is very small.

I'm starting to "smell" the sexual desperation of a midget this evening...

"Will he ever bang a 'normal' sized person again"?

The couch is a "little" bit high for you to climb up on. These thoughts must be more than a little frustrating.

Why don't you grab your gold wrapper.... and everlasting gob-stoppers, and move on to more attainable goals.

I'm passing on this strategic advise since I'm in a giving and festive mood this Thanksgiving evening.

[KC Scott]

Melvin,

You do know of course you still haven't stepped up with anything the definitively proves you did'nt just lift those pics and toss 'em up there under your own bucket account.

A simple "the Truth" or "Rack the trolls" would prolly suffice for you to gain some board cred.

jus sayin'

[smackaholic]

m2 could march a hottie right into my living room and he still wouldn't have any board cred.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm passing on this strategic advise...

...and herpes, evidently.

[titlover]

rack taht chicks nips.....

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

How insecure. I actually pity you. Your world (and evidently your penis from the obvious overcompensating) is very small.

This!!!!!!!!!!! From the jack ass that drove 2000 miles to pork Blondie????????
Perk, shut yer pie hole!!!!!! Forever

[velocet]

Can someone break ".m2" down for me, right quick.

Is this shtick?


Also, is "the truth" and ".m2" the same entity?

SRO, folks.

TIA.

Well, after all this is a smack board, so you shouldn't be surprised that the responses so far haven't been in m2's favor, earned or not.

But there was a time, in the olden days, when reckonings were different.

m2 did once entertain. He was hilarious in his idiosyncratic posting style. He didn't smack from what I saw, nor did he do much in the way of having takes. A post by the old m2 might look a little like:

twas brillig!!!!!!!! and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves?!?!
the mome
raths outgrabe!!!!!!

...which is taken from Carroll's Jabberwockey, some punctuation etc added for effect.
His style of funnay may not seem all that in explanation, but that's because, like most messageboard stuff, it can be chalked up to the old "you had to be there" syndrome.

Were one compelled to illustrate a mental picture of old m2 posting, perhaps this






wouldn't be far off. A little fuzzy tribble submitting oddball, funny rants.





velocet

[Jay in Phoenix]

Twas brillig, and the slimy toad
Named m2 posted in his day:
All mimsy was his bourgeois load
And his ren-faire garb was gay.

Beware the Smackerwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Vogel bird, and shun
His girlfriends herpes Bandersnatch!"

He took his vulgar chimes in hand:
Long time their monotones he sought --
So rested he by the DumDum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as this oafish clod he stood,
The Smackerwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the bandwidth wood,
And chortled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The windchime went clicker-clack!
The Smackerwock shook its dumbfounded head
And booted m2 in the pussycrack.

M2 now slain by the Smackerwock
And come to death, this girlie-boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

[PSUFAN]

bwaaahahaha! Racks to Jay and velo.