Joy to the board,

[Dasher]

the reindeer have come!
Let Fresno receive her queen;
Let every post rejoice his doom,
(Let every post rejoice his doom)
And motels and uhauls sing,
And motels and uhauls sing,
And motels, and motels, and uhauls sing.

Joy to the board, for Kevnic's here!
Our hooves are spiked and aimed;
He cowers then he takes it whole
(He cowers then he takes it whole)
No lube at all, we maim
No lube at all, we maim
No luuuuube, no luuuuuube at all, we maim

[Mikey]

Expect to see Kevnic in full fight soon...

[MuchoBulls]

RACK Mikey!!

[Dasher]

Ahhh, I remember that day. When I was through with him, I re-gifted Kevnic's nutsack to AP in the form of a brassiere. Problem was it only covered one nipple. Of course when AP looked down, he couldn't tell the difference.

[RadioFan]

Rack Mikey.

[Dasher]

Deer hooves stomp, are you listening
AP's mirror, it's still a-glistenin'
A godawful sight
But we're happy tonight
Breaking into AP's studio

I stop and think, "where's the hotties?"
I hope they're not, decaying bodies
A grotesque sight
But we're happy tonight
Breaking into AP's studio

In the kitchen AP's shredding solos
Then pretends that he is hetero

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: Chill, bro
We fuck reindeer, not dudes with menstrual flow

Later on, we'll conspire,
As AP drinks, and calls us liars
Shit troll!, he clacks
Then he calls Jack
Breaking into AP's studio

In the bathroom, it's like Victoria Secret
Frilly silks, and creams, and things abound
AP shrieks and tells us all to leave it!
"It's getting late and Kev is comin' 'round!"

The Keystone flows, another crushed can
AP reaches for the bedpan
He'll frolic and play, with Kev and Y2K
Breaking into AP's studio

[Cuda]

[PSUFAN]

Breaking into AP's studio

...first belly-laugh of the yuletide.

[Goober McTuber]

RACK the triumphant return of the reindeer.

[Adelpiero]

this thread is going to get ugly

rack the reindeer

[Mikey]

this thread is going to get ugly

rack the reindeer

I hear they can be quite nice, if you feed them.
(or have a larger than normal ass)

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

beautiful

[KC Scott]

One more rack for Reindeer

[Terry in Crapchester]

5rd.

[RJ]

RACK!

[Plato]

Rack Dasher!

AP was properly humbled last holiday season and won't appear this year. It's a fundamental human truth that people learn the most from adversity and failure. His very life is the EPITOME of failure. Everyone on the board knows it.

The Uhaul, the buddy's couch, the cheap brew, the adolescent fascination with 70's rock hair bands, crossdressing and sending pics of self all prettied up to trolls, posting dumb shit on the board, lying your ass off while NOBODY buys it, getting run, turd-dumping from bedpans as a vocational choice. It all spells failure. I feel a little sad for AP.

Even as dumb as that boy is, he learned himself a lesson last year. Yeah, he's DONE.

bwaaahahaha

DONE!

[Dan Vogel]

Total garbage.

Have a nice weekend!

[Mrs. Vogel]

Yes, Dan - GARBAGE - like your stuff! I just threw it all out on the Curb!

You're prettay, prettay FUCKED!

I'm starting to love my life!