After all these years, I finally bought a copy of Slap Shot

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:57 pm

I've seen the movie a million times, but I never bought myself a copy of the DVD. Best line of the movie, other than the introduction of the Syracuse goons during the final game and the "The players are standing up to them. The fans are standing up to them. The PEANUT VENDORS ARE STANDING UP TO THEM! And if I wasn't up here, by golly, I'D be standing up to them!"

"Yeah, Johnny always says you can only screw so much and drink so much."

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:05 pm

I've been meaning to get a DVD copy of Slap Shot and Caddyshack...I've got both on VHS. I've got a DVD-VHS recorder but those tapes don't let you copy them or record a DVD version of it.

'Who own da Chiefs?'

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:21 pm

"What'd he say?"

"He say 'Owns..... OOOOwns......"

"Ah for cryin' out loud!"

"Put a big map of the state of Florida in there. Put some tits in there! Put a broken arm in there!"

"What are you doing to the bus?"

"Makin' it look MEAN!"

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:01 pm

"Then you go to the box. And you feel shame."

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:14 pm

"I want that $100, Reg."

"Well, you gotta earn it, Killer."

"My attitude's right."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:13 pm

"I'm listening to the fucking song!"

"What are you guys doing?"
"Puttin' on the foil!"
"Every game!"
"Yeah, you want some?"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:49 pm

"These guys are a fucking disgrace." - Johnny

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:55 pm

A couple gems from Reg:

"Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"

"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team."

I honestly think this is the funniest line in the whole movie, said by McGrath:

"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know... "

...and Bettman thinks Avery is too risque for the NHL.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:56 pm

in the very beginning of the move:

"BRADEN YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:56 pm

Shoalzie wrote:A couple gems from Reg:

"Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"

"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team."

I honestly think this is the funniest line in the whole movie, said by McGrath:

"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know... "

...and Bettman thinks Avery is too risque for the NHL.

"I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves."

"They're too stupid to play with themselves."

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:23 pm

"That c*nt is no good"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:27 pm

"Here's to all that snatch in FLA!"

T1B

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