Alternate fuels

[Goober McTuber]

A Beverly Hills surgeon used body fat taken from his patients during liposuction to fuel two SUVs, according to a report on Forbes.com.

The site said Dr. Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat into biodiesel, which is more commonly made from vegetable oils, though analysts said about half of the U.S. supply comes from beef or pig byproducts.

"The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel -- and I have more fat than I can use," Bittner wrote on his Web site, Forbes said. The site was not functional Tuesday morning. "Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth."

Forbes said it is illegal in California to use medical waste to power vehicles, and Bittner was being investigated by the state's public health department.

The fueling operation was reportedly discovered when patients complained about Bittner's medical abilities.

Forbes also said Bittner has closed his practice and moved to South America. Bittner's lawyer did not return calls from Forbes.

Silly law. KFC Paul and shutyomouth could probably reduce our dependency on foreign oil by 20%.

[MadRussian]

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?

[Goober McTuber]

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?

Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?

Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back.

Have his back, or in his back, same thing.

[MadRussian]

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?

Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back.

You fooking imbecile, spray hardly even posts there, and he didnt even post in this thread, but its nice to know he occupies your dome space..
Bode, bitch, bode.

[MadRussian]

I they threw your semen fattened ass in there it would be like what, 40%?

Ooh, cutting edge .net-smack. Total bullshit, but sweet how you always feel the need to have shutyomouth’s back.

Have his back, or in his back, same thing.

You know ALL about guys behind your back, dont you semen burping twink?

[Jay in Phoenix]

You know ALL about guys behind your back, dont you semen burping twink?

Only by a distant example by what I've seen out of your sorry trolling act you pole-polisher.

Stick to what you do best...bad photoshop pics of A.P. cavorting in the gay regalia YOU put him in.

[MadRussian]

You know ALL about guys behind your back, dont you semen burping twink?

Only by a distant example by what I've seen out of your sorry trolling act you pole-polisher.

Stick to what you do best...bad photoshop pics of A.P. cavorting in the gay regalia YOU put him in.

Fuck you suck at this smack thing, Gay in Phoenix with your transexual avatar; quite fitting you ass hobbit.

Yeah retard, I dressed AP in menses panties kill yourself, pathetic keyboard drooling assclown.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Fuck you suck at this smack thing, Gay in Phoenix with your transexual avatar;

Nice, a "gay in phoneix" blast, followed up with avatar smack. How glib. How cliche. How utterly tired. You do realize that the av doesn't represent a trannie, don't you 'tardlette? You do realize that it's a character from the "Warriors"? Baseball Furies ringing a bell, dumbfuck?

Of course it does, you're just being your sadly moronic self.

Or you're really just that fucking stupid.

Listen, I've told you before, if you want a better game, ratchet yours up some. You're riding the whole gay-smack thing like you wish you were riding A.P.'s tarp-sized panties. Enough, it's revolting.

Yeah.., I dressed AP in menses panties

And a whole lot of other faggot images, ones thought up by you, searched out by you, wytched (poorly) by you, and posted by you. Like PSUFAN said, the pic of A.P. by itself was an inglorious joke. That image will be burned onto everyone's retinas forever, and is enough of a comedy all on it's own. It didn't need to be altered.

What you did by blowing your photoshop load onto it was nothing short of prancing fully out of the closet to embrace your own inner-fag.

Well done.

But of course, you can't control your sick inner urges now, can you twinlke-toes?

Hell, I almost fell sorry for you.

Almost.

[Derron]

Fuck you suck at this smack thing, Gay in Phoenix with your transexual avatar;

Nice, a "gay in phoneix" blast, followed up with avatar smack. How glib. How cliche. How utterly tired. You do realize that the av doesn't represent a trannie, don't you 'tardlette? You do realize that it's a character from the "Warriors"? Baseball Furies ringing a bell, dumbfuck?

Of course it does, you're just being your sadly moronic self.

Or you're really just that fucking stupid.

Listen, I've told you before, if you want a better game, ratchet yours up some. You're riding the whole gay-smack thing like you wish you were riding A.P.'s tarp-sized panties. Enough, it's revolting.

Yeah.., I dressed AP in menses panties

And a whole lot of other faggot images, ones thought up by you, searched out by you, wytched (poorly) by you, and posted by you. Like PSUFAN said, the pic of A.P. by itself was an inglorious joke. That image will be burned onto everyone's retinas forever, and is enough of a comedy all on it's own. It didn't need to be altered.

What you did by blowing your photoshop load onto it was nothing short of prancing fully out of the closet to embrace your own inner-fag.

Well done.

But of course, you can't control your sick inner urges now, can you twinlke-toes?

Hell, I almost fell sorry for you.

Almost.

Let's give this round to Jay and see what the troll can come back with..