the Van bait thread.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:49 am

One of my favorite posters on this series of boards is Van. Unfortunately, he has runned himself from for a few years now. But, the fukker does lurk and has been in the CZ a few times over the last few weeks.

Why he will pop in there, but not here, I can't say. Unfortunately, when he does stop by, it is generally past my bedtime.

This sux. I wish he'd just post here instead, where it isn't neccessary to be on at the same time.

So, I've decided to do what I can to shamelessly bait that fukker back to this shithole. Lord knows this place could use the bidness. Hopefully others will join in.

Recommended bait topics include Steve Vai's utter lack of soul, bmw clutchless manual trannies are for fags and SC football sux dead donkey dick.

He's pimping beemers these days and was telling me how shweet the manumatic tranny is and how it is "better" than an old school trans. I maintain that having a clutch pedal is all part of the fun, atleast among those of us that still have detectable levels of testosterone flowing through our veins.

I'll bet vai rolls in one of those clutchless rigs.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:56 am

smackaholic wrote: trannies are for fags.

Thank you, Marcus Allen

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:01 am

I think someone in the east has a man crush on someone from Sacramento.

the truth

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:03 am

Marcus Allen. Outstanding NFL running back. Didn't he play at UCLA, or was it ND? I forget.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:05 am

actually, someone from the east would just like to see the posting quality here increase. You could help with that.

Bye.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:24 am

smackaholic wrote:One of my favorite posters on this series of boards is Van. Unfortunately, he has runned himself from for a few years now. But, the fukker does lurk and has been in the CZ a few times over the last few weeks.

Van prolly drops more PM's than anyone here. Class guy.

But whining about how somebody isn't posting, whose taint you'd like to lick... well, you might as well start a thread calling out Ana Ng.... she hasn't posted in a while either.

At least that wouldn't be gay.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:05 am

not whining, douchebag. Just shamelessly trying to bait him back. I guess I can see how he'd rather not get into pissing matches with the tards.

Oh well. If he shows, great. If not, it's because I ran him.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:08 am

If a cockaholic post falls in the woods, does anybody hear it?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:35 pm

If a wags posts falls in the woods, it will suck just as hard.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:52 pm

smackaholic wrote:If a wags posts falls in the woods, it will suck just as hard.

Are you trying to make the universe collapse upon itself by IKYABWAI?ing someone from KC?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:22 pm

smackaholic wrote:...how shweet the manumatic tranny is...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:56 pm

rack marty.

he's still a tinfoil hat wearing america hatin' pos, but, that was funny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:28 pm

Happy New Year, 'holic.

:)

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:51 pm

same to you, you commie pos.

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