Iowa is "SEC calibur team"....

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:11 pm

south carolina is a garbage team.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:35 pm

Mace wrote:Personally, I'm growing damn tired of all of the "conference vs conference" hype that is flying around from all directions and think it's nothing but pure bullshit.

In.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:03 pm

Cornhusker wrote:
Mace wrote:Personally, I'm growing damn tired of all of the "conference vs conference" hype that is flying around from all directions and think it's nothing but pure bullshit.
In.

i've been thinking the same thing since the middle of October. it drives *regional* ratings and drums up interest but it's become utterly asinine.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:34 pm

They are actually 5th in-conference Mace, 4th in the East Div.

Edit, they are tied for 3rd in the East.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:19 pm

Not a good day for Carolina teams, buttfucked in the mouth by corn fed midwestern studs.

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:45 pm

War Wagon wrote:Not a good day for Carolina teams, buttfucked in the mouth by corn fed midwestern studs.

RACK

Props to Ferentz and company on a major turnaround and a big year. They were a damn good squad there at the end. Finally getting away from Christensen and going with Stanzi was the right call. Congrats Mace and JON. So is this Greene's last game?

Don't see why recruits are so big on SC. Spurrier has been spinning his wheels since he got there. He is hardly an offensive guru anymore. Why Jarvis Giles bought into his crap is beyond me, when was the last time Spurrier had a star back? Fred Taylor? Look past the recruiting spiel kid.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:27 am

congrats on the win brah.
are you losing Ferentz now?

minorthreat · Post by **minorthreat** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:34 am

Mace wrote:
DiT wrote:congrats on the win brah.
are you losing Ferentz now?
I don't know, david. I think he'll stay, but I really have no idea what he's thinking. Sounds like we'll know in a few days.

Don't worry. Dan McCarney is available.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:20 am

Sorry for getting in late Mace, got to see your first half, congrats on the Sqwauk win bro.
Your guys looked physical for sure.
My Iowa co-workers will be in a good mood Monday!

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:25 am

I think Ferentz will stay. He is already making mad jack in Iowa City and has more job security. HC's that jump from the college-ranks haven't exactly been tearing-it-up or happy in the NFL, that should come into his decision.

But if he does go the fact that Iowa will fork-over major coach money will help in the search. I'd offer Kelly a fat contract. Think they'd take an old husker in Turner Gill?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:05 am

Read between the politically-correct speak by Ferentz and it sounds like he'd Taylor Mays his own gramma to take the Browns/Chiefs/wherever job. "Scott Pioli and I are the dearest of friends."

Make guaranteed NFL jack with a proven personnel guy you're close to and is now going to be running the show somewhere, or go to a minor bowl game every other year at a wrestling school? It's a no-brainer.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:19 am

Mace wrote:There are other considerations that will come to play in his decision....should he get an offer....like his family. He's got one son on the Iowa team and another in high school in Iowa City. He's already making more money than he can spend and has more job security than he would ever have in the NFL.

Trust funds. Colleges as expensive as GW and G'town. Trust funds. Bentleys. Six month vacations in Rio and Madrid. And...

NOT LIVING IN IOWA ANYMORE. That, in itself, is worth its weight in gold and cannot be undervalued, as much as you desire to.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:03 am

Ferentz really looked emotional on the sidelines today. Something just seemed different. I got the feeling when they were showing him he was reflecting on his 10 years at Iowa. I think 1 way or the other he's made up his mind assuming Pioli takes the Browns job. Either he was reflecting on what great times he had at Iowa because he's leaving or he was reflecting on the great times he's had and realizes what a great gig he's got. I haven't a clue which one it is. No one does. No one knows what he is thinking.

If he wants to go to the NFL, then he needs to go. If that's his dream job, then he's earned that right. He's done so much for this football program. He will have left it in far better shape than he got it and the new coach will be entering an excellent situation considering the money we can pay a coach and the fact that we've got a lot of talent coming back these next couple of years. BCS in the next 2 years is a darn good possibility. 10 great years and he's handled himself with nothing but class despite what those fucking piece of shit loser Clone fans seem to think. He's a 100% class act and if the NFL's where he wants to be then I hope he goes there and wins a Super Bowl. 66 wins the last 8 years, 2 Big-10 titles, 5 New Years Day bowls, and 4 Top 25 finishes........at Iowa! So if he wants to go, he's earned it.

As for the new coach.....

My list begins and ends with 1 guy........Mike Stoops. He is the absolute perfect fit for this program in terms of realistic candidates. I believe he could take this program to an even higher level because he'd be able to recruit better. He's done okay at Arizona, but that program was a terrible fit for a young coach with absolutely no ties to the area. Recruiting against Petey in the Pac-10 and then trying to turn around a program that had fallen as far as they had is tough for a young coach with no head coaching experience. If I were to guess whether or not Stoops would take the job if offered I'd bet my entire life savings ($2....ha ha, I know save the joke) he'd say yes in a split second.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:06 am

Adelpiero wrote:south carolina is a garbage team.

So is Misery. You're lucky you got to avoid Iowa again. We'd beat that piece of garbage team by 2 touchdowns and it would only be that close because Misery would get a garbage TD against our 2nd string as time expired.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:13 am

Degenerate wrote:Read between the politically-correct speak by Ferentz and it sounds like he'd Taylor Mays his own gramma to take the Browns/Chiefs/wherever job. "Scott Pioli and I are the dearest of friends."

Make guaranteed NFL jack with a proven personnel guy you're close to and is now going to be running the show somewhere, or go to a minor bowl game every other year at a wrestling school? It's a no-brainer.

You might be the dumbest fuck ever. Seriously. Congrats on that. Make guaranteed NFL jack? You fucking moron......what the hell kinda money do you think he's making at Iowa? 3 fucking million, dolt. There's no guaranteed money in the NFL after 2 years. The only guaranteed money he's got is at Iowa and it's right about what he'll get in the NFL. He can collect a $3 million paycheck for the next 15 years at Iowa if he wanted.

Maybe he should leave for Kansas and go to the Insight bowl every 5th year. That would be pretty fucking epic.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:30 am

TheJON wrote:You're lucky you got to avoid Iowa again.

Avoiding Iowa is like avoiding Arkansas.

minorthreat · Post by **minorthreat** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:32 am

TheJON,

Do not forget about Dan McCarney.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:27 pm

If South Carolina is any indication of teams in the SEC, color me not impressed with the SEC.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:02 pm

TheJON wrote: You might be the dumbest fuck ever.

Which one of us thought Minnesota would beat Kansas?

TheJON wrote:what the hell kinda money do you think he's making at Iowa? 3 fucking million, dolt.

Which is less than the median NFL head coach salary.

TheJON wrote:Maybe he should leave for Kansas and go to the Insight bowl every 5th year. That would be pretty fucking epic.

Orange Bowl title and NCAA basketball championship in the same year versus a school that has been relevant in either sport....never. Good luck trying to hang another banner this year for whatever it is those dudes do in their "singlets," though.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:16 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:If South Carolina is any indication of teams in the SEC, color me not impressed with the SEC.
Agreed.

They're not. I still don't even count USC as a member of the conference. They suck. Always. Iowa woulda beat the Cocks even without all the gifts.

Spurrier will either commit suicide or quit before next season.

Well, my post was more tongue in cheek, hence the rolleyes. Chalking up the quality of a conference due to the performance of the 6th best team or so in the conference is asinine.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:45 pm

TheJON wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:south carolina is a garbage team.
So is Misery. You're lucky you got to avoid Iowa again. We'd beat that piece of garbage team by 2 touchdowns and it would only be that close because Misery would get a garbage TD against our 2nd string as time expired.

Northwestern Beat Iowa in Iowa. Pitt beat IOWA

Missouri beat Northwestern, playing their worse game of the season.

You lose

Your team got lucky playing a horrible South Carolina team.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:47 pm

Mace wrote:
Degenerate wrote:
TheJON wrote: You might be the dumbest fuck ever.
Which one of us thought Minnesota would beat Kansas?

TheJON wrote:what the hell kinda money do you think he's making at Iowa? 3 fucking million, dolt.
Which is less than the median NFL head coach salary.

TheJON wrote:Maybe he should leave for Kansas and go to the Insight bowl every 5th year. That would be pretty fucking epic.
Orange Bowl title and NCAA basketball championship in the same year versus a school that has been relevant in either sport....never. Good luck trying to hang another banner this year for whatever it is those dudes do in their "singlets," though.
Aside from a rare blip on the radar screen, Kansas has NEVER been relevant on the football field.....EVER, and only a fucking moron would try to insinuate otherwise. Kansas is not, and has never been, on the football map and you'd be a fool to compare their program with Iowa.

I'll give props to your basketball program but you need to understand that our wrestling coaching staff could go to Lawrence and kick the shit out of your football team and your fat fuck of a coach. I'm pretty sure that Gable could still take care of your so-called skill players and the Brands brothers would handle the fat lazy fucks in the trenches.

instead of worrying about beating up Kansas, maybe your team should of Won at Home to Northwestern, and not lose to Pitt

PS pitt is fucking horrible.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:25 pm

Mace wrote: You beat NW in fucking OVERTIME.....and an argument could be made that the Wildcats were the best team that you DID beat.

Right now, I'd say Nebraska is a better team, though probably not at the time Mizzou played them. They got better as the season went on, while Mizzou somehow went backwards. I guess getting your shit packed by the likes of Texas and Oklahoma can do that to a team.

No way they should have lost to Okie St or Kansas, yet they did. No way it should've taken OT to beat NW, yet it did. So I won't sit here and myopically slam out how Mizzou would beat Iowa by 2 TD's or that you were lucky to have avoided Missouri.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:04 am

Good luck trying to hang another banner this year for whatever it is those dudes do in their "singlets," though.

You're running wrastlin' smack to ME???? Are you fucking kidding me? You should know I hate the sport more than anyone you will ever find. Nice try though, cunt.

Which one of us thought Minnesota would beat Kansas?

I do not recall picking Minnesota to win. I thought they had a chance. I don't care. Games played before Jan 1 don't mean shit to me. You see, when you regularly play in New Years day bowls you stop caring about the other ones. You'll never understand, being a Kansas fan.

Northwestern Beat Iowa in Iowa. Pitt beat IOWA

Missouri beat Northwestern, playing their worse game of the season.

You lose

Your team got lucky playing a horrible South Carolina team.

Adelpiero with yet another shit take. It's almost like dude's going for some sort of Shit Take World Record. I think you're there, buddy.....you can stop now. Right cuz if Team A beats Team B and Team C beats Team A that means Team C would beat Team B. Yeah, that's how it always works.

I'll let you in on a little secret.....

Iowa lost to Pitt, N'Western and Michigan State back in September/October. We're a much different team than we were back then. Just like Misery......'cept that's a bad thing for your Tigers.

Misery wouldn't stand a shot in fucking hell of beating Iowa. Chase Daniel is the biggest fraud since Jason White. What's a matter Chase? Face something that resembles a defense and don't know what the fuck to do? I'd rather fuck his mom doggystyle than watch him play QB. Have fun in the CFL.....

Pinkel = bad coach. Misery = shit program. Enjoy 6-6 every year tard.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:11 am

I'd rather fuck his mom doggystyle than watch him play QB.

Who wouldn't?

You mean, there's some QB you'd rather watch, instead?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:35 am

TheJON wrote:Games played before Jan 1 don't mean shit to me. You see, when you regularly play in New Years day bowls you stop caring about the other ones.

Seven times in 30 years is not "regularly", dumbfuck.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:37 am

Hey Gobbles, how did Wisky hockey do against Northern Michigan tonight?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:47 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Hey Gobbles, how did Wisky hockey do against Northern Michigan tonight?

They lost a non-conference game, same as Kalamazoo Tech did. Only their second loss in 14 games. They've done quite nicely since you declared them dead, Screwball. Climbed into the top half of the best college hockey conference, and set themselves up for a run at the post-season.

How's your last place WMU team doing, Bronco Billy?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:52 am

A team like Wisky shouldn't be losing to a shit-team like NMU, regardless of non-conf or not, dumbfuck. I guess you guys really aren't that good after all, beating up on those bottom-barrel shit WCHA basement teams. When you turds have to play REAL competition in CCHA teams, you get flushed down the toilet. No surprise.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:21 am

See you in the NCAA tournament. Well, no, we won't.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:48 am

Goober McTuber wrote:See you in the NCAA tournament. Well, no, we won't.

You're right, that makes two of us then, cocksucker.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
TheJON wrote:Games played before Jan 1 don't mean shit to me. You see, when you regularly play in New Years day bowls you stop caring about the other ones.
Seven times in 30 years is not "regularly", dumbfuck.

But 5 in 7 is. Times have changed, Iowa will be a regular NY day bowl team.

By the way, it's 8 in 28 years just so you know.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:27 pm

"New Years Day Bowl" is to "20 win season" in the NCAA hoops these days.

doesn't mean a lot.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:49 pm

Mace wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:instead of worrying about beating up Kansas, maybe your team should of Won at Home to Northwestern, and not lose to Pitt

PS pitt is fucking horrible.
And maybe you should be more worried about beating the good teams in the Big 12 than who is on Iowa's schedule.....especially when they had to replace a chickenshit Missouri squad who backed out of the home and home matchups that were on the schedule.

i'm not on here talking shit, like Iowa fan is. Follow along jerkoff.

Iowa fan went out of his way to take shots at Missouri, so there for i replied. I'm not worried about Iowa, certainly Pitt and NU weren't either.

Missouri only bad loss was to Okie st, a game they had 4 chances to win and chubby threw interceptions or missed wide open wr.

their losses were to #1,#3, and a KU team that just bush wacked a Big10 team

the Big10 bowl record isn't a lie, Iowa, because of a shitty opponent was only big10 team looking at a win. 1 win, because of a poor matchup, congrats on bowl tie-ins i guess.

Like i said, you should worry about your team, not mine, i'm actually feeling pretty good about mine. DC is gone, Daniel is gone, and soon Eberflus should be gone. A new offensive game plan and defensive scheme on the horizon. #3 Player in the nation is going to be a Tiger, and a couple of more could follow. Thanx for caring though

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:21 pm

TheJON wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
TheJON wrote:Games played before Jan 1 don't mean shit to me. You see, when you regularly play in New Years day bowls you stop caring about the other ones.
Seven times in 30 years is not "regularly", dumbfuck.
But 5 in 7 is. Times have changed, Iowa will be a regular NY day bowl team.

7 years is too short a time frame to qualify as regularly. Just a minor blip in Iowa's mediocre football history that will promptly end with Ferentz' departure for Cleveland.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:48 pm

be fair Adel, Mizzou fan has been lobbing it's fair share of "smack bombs" around the last couple years if only to NU fan and OU fan.

i wouldn't call losing to Ok State a bad loss. they did punk you in your crib when you guys were feeling all unbeatable and shit....but, Gundy called a helluva game and you guys can be "had" on D.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:34 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:A team like Wisky shouldn't be losing to a shit-team like NMU, regardless of non-conf or not, dumbfuck. I guess you guys really aren't that good after all, beating up on those bottom-barrel shit WCHA basement teams. When you turds have to play REAL competition in CCHA teams, you get flushed down the toilet. No surprise.

BTW, fuck-knuckle, the top player from NMU, after having played Notre Dame, Michigan and Wisconsin, said the best team they had played was Wisconsin.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:46 am

Link, dumbfuck? Nevermind, save it. Go fuck yourself.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:02 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Link, dumbfuck?

http://www.badgerbeat.com/news/article/id/430610

"Right now I'd have to say Wisconsin would probably be the best team we've played all year,'' he said, knowing Northern Michigan has faced the likes of top-ranked Notre Dame and No. 12 Michigan.

Choke on a turd and die, you ignorant tard.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:30 am

This is the same Wildcats outfit that scored more than two goals in a game only four previous times this season and was ranked 56th out of 58 NCAA Division I schools in scoring (1.67 goals per game).

Solid effort by your tards, dumbfuck. Lose to one of the worst teams in D1. Keep up the good work. I see imminent tournament succes on the horizon.