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What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?


They both travel around Uranus and they both wipeout Klingons.


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F-

Go fuck yourself.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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RACK!!!!


Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Goober McTuber wrote:F-

WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.

Fuck you and that polesmoker dinsdale.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:F-

WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.
You're just lucky I was grading on a curve.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Fucking awful, as usual.
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Awful and at least 35 to 40 years old, as Dins attested. What the hell SFAF, why do you even bother?

Go shit-thread AND fuck yourself.
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C- for childhood reminiscences.


yes, I'm being generous
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Dinsdale wrote:RACK!!!!


Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974


I was about to say...I probably heard that back in second grade.
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since we're doing best 3rd grade jokes......

An american, a frenchie and a pollack are told they will be making a solo trek across the sahara desert. They will be allowed to bring one thing only.

The american says, I'll take an umbrella. It will shelter me from the sun.

The frenchie says, i'll bring some wine. It will quench my thirst.

The pollack says, I'll bring a car door. If it gets too hot I will roll down the window.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Beacuse SFAF is a Dumbfuck
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What's Black and White and Read All over?

SFAF sucks horse cock
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Q: How many SFAFs does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: At least he's not AP
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Sirfindafold

Eject dumbfuck, Eject
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"I get no respect, no respect I tell ya...... But sirfindafold is a douchebag"
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"And have you ever noticed that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? and that sirfindafold takes it up the ass? What's the deal with that?"
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"Take my wife........ and Sirfindafold......... and shoot them both in the fucking head........ Please"
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You ever notice what an asshole SFAF is? Yeaaaahhhh!!! What a Grade-A asssssssshole!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Q: What do you call nuts on a man's wall?

A: Walnuts



Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chest?

A: Chestnuts



Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chin?

A: SFAF at the YMCA
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Now I can't have no 'curse' show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can't come out and go "Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. SFAF sucks horse cock! Good night! Suck my dick!
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kweeerpt Sirfindafold shprink discovered that shit theads didn't go over well on T1B fwooop plink kweeerpt
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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“Hickory dickory dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest on Sirfindafold’s chest
And paddled his face with my cock.”
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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"I'm just a wild and crazy Guy......... but Sirfindafold is an Asslicker"
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'Sure, I'm a fat, muff munching Bull Dyke - But at least I'm Not SFAF"
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"Did you know, the South has had cloning for years. It's called cousins. Or SFAF.”
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There's nothing that a white man with a penny hates more … than a nigga with a nickel! And SFAF!
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Top: The idea of starting another inane Joke thread
Bottom: SFAF
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pictured:SFAF jokes.
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Q: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop fucking you?
A: Tell her you're SFAF.
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rack terry.

what do you call SFAF when he's not in the room?

same as when he is, a fukkin' moron.
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If you've ever bent over and taken a huge black cock up your ass.....you might be a SFAF.
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:lol: Or Guntslinger.
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My boy 'fold is one funny motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his epic jokes in this shit forum.
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^^^ Like I said. ^^^

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Sirfindafold wrote:Image

That wigga 'fold is one stupid motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his lame-ass jokes in this forum.
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