Wolfman, I've got an idea.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:05 pm

War Wagon wrote:Yikes.

Bri, a meaculpa would be good right about now.

The silence is deafening.

For who? For what? This has all been covered before ad nauseum.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
So now you're doing blow? Just curious, is that a step up from Extasy?

Kind of a lateral move, but if you mix the two, it's kinda like...

Oh... you weren't asking me.

Nevermind.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:18 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
So now you're doing blow? Just curious, is that a step up from Extasy?

Kind of a lateral move

Sort of like going from journalism to jizz-mopping, then.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:29 pm

Jizz-mopping pays better, tubby. Better hours, too.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:34 pm

BSmack wrote:This has all been covered before ad nauseum.

Perhaps, but never letting old wounds heal is part of the limited charm afforded by this shithole, and some of us either a) are unfamiliar with the particulars, or b) have forgotten what they are. Besides, today (like most around here) is slow, so be a sport and at least provide a brief recap from your perspective. We're only talkin' $15, which I hope, for your sake, doesn't represent any sort of substantial sum, so are you claiming you paid it, or that you never owed it? No harm in setting the record straight, even if it's been repeatedly covered before. Unless, of course, you have something to hide.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:42 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Jizz-mopping pays better, tubby. Better hours, too.

I bow to your expertise. Except regarding the "tubby" remark. Not all Wisconsin natives are fat. And I'm not even a Wisconsin native. And I'm certainly not fat. Try another angle.

RJ · Post by RJ » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:53 pm

R-Jack wrote: I could tell why B_ilk is so quiet, but telling you to check for your wallet is a better idea.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:06 pm

mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
Dan's raped bird wrote:Come see me, big guy.

I'm easy.
You're ruined. The magic is gone.
Sorry...

As you can see from my Aviar...ERR avatar, I've moved on. I'm happy in the meantime.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:10 pm

BSmack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Yikes.

Bri, a meaculpa would be good right about now.

The silence is deafening.
For who? For what? This has all been covered before ad nauseum.

It's about time it got resolved, wouldn't you say? I'm willing to help. What - do you want Wolfie to go to his grave still grinding his teeth over this wrong you've done him? That's just sad...so I will step up with the payment, if need be. I've got your back. We root for the same football team, after all...and I'm not talking about fucking gay-assed Syracuse.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:27 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:some of us either a) are unfamiliar with the particulars, or b) have forgotten what they are.

I'll go with: Option C)...

Don't give a fuck, I'm just here for the pile-on, whoever may end up at the bottom.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:35 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'll go with: Option C)...

Don't give a fuck, I'm just here for the pile-on, whoever may end up at the bottom.

I kinda thought that went without saying.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:24 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: Besides, today (like most around here) is slow, so be a sport and at least provide a brief recap from your perspective.

Smackie, you're nothing if not eloquent. Just like the hangman asks the victim at the gallows:
"Not too tight, is it? How's yer mum? Man, I can't believe it's going to rain again today..."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:09 pm

I'm just here for the pile-on, whoever may end up at the bottom

See, this is the sort of post that confuses Kid Gnashville, and has him begging to be unbannied.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:43 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Reminds me of the time in 2004 when I sent Toostoned a personal check for his JAFFL winnings... and the fucker bounced.
A deadbeat Kansas Shittian too irresponsible to balance his checkbook properly? Color me fucking SHOCKED.

I knew some dumbfuck would take that bait. And being a betting man, I'd have laid even money that it would be Screwed.

My initial response was just going to be: "What, temp job jizz mopper has never had an nsf check?" Then I realized that you've probably never even had a checking account and cash your janitors paycheck at the nearest payday loan store.

But you're right. Having a check bounce IS irresponsible, thus the

and might I add :doh:

Yet at least I'm man enough to admit having made a mistake, unlike you or half the hypocritical, emminence fronting phonies who populate these boards.

As always, go fuck yourself... and rest assured that when the inevitable time comes that you decide to slit your wrists, you'll have a big cheering section.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:48 pm

Man, that's angry.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:49 pm

War Wagon wrote: emminence

Thesauras Wagon Lives!

yo, yo, yo tell the wagon his verbage be slow, slow, slow

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:58 pm

TFU - LIAT.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:58 pm

War Wagon wrote:[Insert melt here]

Twat did you say? Go fuck yourself.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:09 pm

War Wagon wrote:and rest assured that when the inevitable time comes that you decide to slit your wrists, you'll have a big cheering section.

Well, his shocking revelations into his musical taste does kinda scream "Emo!"

And that's the hip thing for the emos to do... slit their wrists.

And should Screwey ever do the right thing... the Emo thing, I for one would happily take his cremated remains, going on the assumption that I could spread them across my lawn, in the hope that it too would cut itself, after being fed a healthy dose of compost made from SFAF's printed out shit-threads that will make it grow green.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:23 am

KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote: emminence

Thesauras Wagon Lives!

yo, yo, yo tell the wagon his verbage be slow, slow, slow

Is this not the " Homie and his bitch" wogger thing Luther put up about a hundred years ago?

RJ · Post by RJ » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:03 am

mvscal wrote:Naw, that's birdy taking a break from delivering pizzas and punching women in the face.

Buwahahahaha.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:02 am

My name is Wagon here on T1B
And I'm well known for Vocabulary
Yea I rip through words like a Tyranasuarus
Cuz when my forklift's down I just read a Thesaurus

(boom, boom, de boom)

I know more words than I really remember
It's just putting them to sentence that I kinda dis-member
But that don't matter cuz I'm here to impress
I'm like Merriam Webster without the dress

(boom, boom, de boom)

So call me windy, wordy or Verbose
Your all just haters hating on my fine prose
Just keep on wishing that Word Wagon will Wreck
You'll be waiting longer than Wolfie to get back his Check

(boom, boom, de boom)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:26 am

um, Scotty?

I have never used a thesaurus.

Don't hate on me because I'm more well read and literate than you.

Quite unbecoming.... well, not really... you get off on MMA, and you have short man syndrome.

Ask any cop who started the fight at the bar, it was the little feller.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:33 am

War Wagon wrote:I'm more literate than you.

Quite unbecoming....

Runs the literacy smack, then screws up the puncuation in the very next sentence...

Awesome.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:46 am

Bri is quite grateful I've diverted this pile-on. That was intentional. Broader shoulders here.

Dins, I didn't screw up any punctuation.

Scott, "emminence" is a word, and maybe you should consult your dictionary before making yourself look anymore ignorant.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:59 am

War Wagon wrote:
Dins, I didn't screw up any punctuation... maybe you should consult your dictionary

This is getting even better.

That dictionary you recommend to others also most likely has a guide to proper puncuation usage. Maybe you should consult it.

The puncuation error in the post bragging about literacy was funny. The denail when called out for it is even funnier.

Scott, "emminence" is a word, and maybe you should consult your dictionary before making yourself look anymore ignorant.

WW, "anymore" is a word, and maybe you should consult your dictionary and see how it's used.

Still going to roll with this claim of superior literacy? I hope so, since you're clowning, bigtime (that's a colloquialism, before you get yourself in any more deeply than you already have).

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:13 am

I'm not bragging about a thing.

But I'll get down in the trenches with you here, dimehole, on my way to 10,000 posts, while you work towards 20,000.

Doesn't cost a thing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 am

When you run literacy-smack that's laiden with errors, and still can't figure them out even after being told where to look, I suppose you really don't leave yourself anywhere to go besides the dreaded post-total-smack.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:24 am

Dins?

It's not necessary that you grade my papers, ok?

I want Scott to do that.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:30 am

War Wagon wrote:um, Scotty?

I have never used a thesaurus.

Only Whitey would make being an illiterate dumbfuck a badge of honor. Just like a former boss of mine who once told me "college is a waste of time and money."

Keep it up, champ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:31 am

Don't hate on me because you decided to impale yourself on a plunger.

BTW - The word "bragging" is also in the aforementioned dictionary, and it's another one you seem to be struggling with.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:44 am

Dinsdale wrote:puncuation

Twice now! Awesome indeed.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:03 am

Dinsdale wrote:Don't hate on me...

Quite fond of you, actually.

Doubt there's anything you could type that would make me think otherwise.

You're a T1B treasure.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:08 am

PSUFAN wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:puncuation
Twice now! Awesome indeed.

I won't even get into my devotion to a decade-old keyboard.

I will however go into the Golden Rules of Literary Smack...

1) When a person goes to the grammar/spelling/literacy/education smack, they will invariably screw it up.

2) At some point, the person calling them on it will invariably follow right in their footsteps.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:10 am

Wags -

Perhaps I should reconsider your intelligence level?

OK - Just answer these 7 questions and I'll consider it:

1. How many Months of the year have 28 days in them?

2. Your racing your fork lift with 3 others. Your in third place now. What place will you be in when you pass the fork lift in second place?

3. Do Toyota vehicles count as "Made in America"?

4. There are 26 pickets in your fence when it falls over. If you pick up 7 of them, How many pickets are there?

5. When your electricity is cut off you have only one match. When you walk into your cold dark living room you see an oil lamp and a candle. Which do you light first?

6. Did man evolve or was he created?

7. B_Stiff cashes three checks totaling $45 - One bounces. How much does he owe Wolfman?

-------------------------------------------------------

Based on your answers I'll be happy to reconsider my opinion of you as an idiot.

And Wags - No Googling.

I'm watching.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:16 am

Loaded questions.

Scott, I seem to be the only person who brings out the best in you.

You owe me a beer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:19 am

Since I'm in too deep at this point anyway, screw humility...

KC Scott wrote:Your racing your fork lift with 3 others. Your in third place now.

Uhm... yup, twice.

Edit: And it even survived an edit? Nuke fucking Kansas City, NOW!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:19 am

War Wagon wrote:Loaded questions.

Scott, I seem to be the only person who brings out the best in you.

You owe me a beer.

If this is one of those "You complete me Moments" I'm going to hunt you down and run you over with my Tundra.

As long as you don't turn sideways where I can't see you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:35 am

Dinsdale wrote: Nuke fucking Kansas City, NOW![/i]

Now Dins, Scotts Tundra aside, the best selling vehicle in America, the F-150, is made right here in Claycomo.

Probably not too many ways for me to call Toyota Scott a fag.

Could you just nuke Blue Springs?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:36 am

R-Jack wrote:
KC Scott wrote: 7. B_Stiff cashes three checks totaling $45 - One bounces.
Serves him right for betting with Whitey.

A Jew and a moron walk into a bar.........