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Sirfindafold
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by Sirfindafold » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:55 pm
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They both travel around Uranus and they both wipeout Klingons.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:58 pm
F-
Go fuck yourself.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:00 pm
RACK!!!!
Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Sirfindafold
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by Sirfindafold » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:07 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: F-
WHAT THE FUCK?
I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.
Fuck you and that polesmoker dinsdale.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:13 pm
Sirfindafold wrote: Goober McTuber wrote: F-
WHAT THE FUCK?
I thought slack jawed liberal faggots like you refused to hand out F's cause you didn't want to huuuuuuuurrrrrt anyone's feewings.
You're just lucky I was grading on a curve.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
PSUFAN
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by PSUFAN » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 pm
Fucking awful, as usual.
King Crimson wrote: anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote: France totally kicks ass.
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:32 pm
Awful and at least 35 to 40 years old, as Dins attested. What the hell SFAF, why do you even bother?
Go shit-thread AND fuck yourself.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:41 pm
C- for childhood reminiscences.
yes, I'm being generous
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shoalzie
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by Shoalzie » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:02 am
Dinsdale wrote: RACK!!!!
Sin,
The time I heard that in 1974
I was about to say...I probably heard that back in second grade.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:07 am
since we're doing best 3rd grade jokes......
An american, a frenchie and a pollack are told they will be making a solo trek across the sahara desert. They will be allowed to bring one thing only.
The american says, I'll take an umbrella. It will shelter me from the sun.
The frenchie says, i'll bring some wine. It will quench my thirst.
The pollack says, I'll bring a car door. If it gets too hot I will roll down the window.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:06 am
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Beacuse SFAF is a Dumbfuck
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:14 am
What's Black and White and Read All over?
SFAF sucks horse cock
Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:16 am
Q: How many SFAFs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: At least he's not AP
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:25 am
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Sirfindafold
Eject dumbfuck, Eject
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:40 am
"I get no respect, no respect I tell ya...... But sirfindafold is a douchebag"
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:43 am
"And have you ever noticed that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? and that sirfindafold takes it up the ass? What's the deal with that?"
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:47 am
"Take my wife........ and Sirfindafold......... and shoot them both in the fucking head........ Please"
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:54 am
You ever notice what an asshole SFAF is? Yeaaaahhhh!!! What a Grade-A asssssssshole!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:56 am
Q: What do you call nuts on a man's wall?
A: Walnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chest?
A: Chestnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on a man's chin?
A: SFAF at the YMCA
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:03 pm
Now I can't have no 'curse' show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can't come out and go "Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. SFAF sucks horse cock! Good night! Suck my dick!
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:35 pm
kweeerpt Sirfindafold
shprink discovered that shit theads didn't go over well on T1B
fwooop plink kweeerpt
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:17 pm
“Hickory dickory dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest on Sirfindafold’s chest
And paddled his face with my cock.”
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:59 pm
"I'm just a wild and crazy Guy......... but Sirfindafold is an Asslicker"
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:05 pm
'Sure, I'm a fat, muff munching Bull Dyke - But at least I'm Not SFAF"
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:11 pm
"Did you know, the South has had cloning for years. It's called cousins. Or SFAF.”
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:17 pm
There's nothing that a white man with a penny hates more … than a nigga with a nickel! And SFAF!
KC Scott
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by KC Scott » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 am
Top: The idea of starting another inane Joke thread
Bottom: SFAF
Terry in Crapchester
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by Terry in Crapchester » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:11 pm
Q: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop fucking you?
A: Tell her you're SFAF.
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smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:27 pm
rack terry.
what do you call SFAF when he's not in the room?
same as when he is, a fukkin' moron.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
indyfrisco
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by indyfrisco » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:43 pm
If you've ever bent over and taken a huge black cock up your ass.....you might be a SFAF.
Goober McTuber wrote: One last post...
Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:52 pm
Or Guntslinger.
Sirfindafold
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by Sirfindafold » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:10 pm
My boy 'fold is one funny motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his epic jokes in this shit forum.
indyfrisco
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by indyfrisco » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:13 pm
^^^ Like I said. ^^^
IndyFrisco wrote: If you've ever bent over and taken a huge black cock up your ass.....you might be a SFAF.
Goober McTuber wrote: One last post...
Jay in Phoenix
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by Jay in Phoenix » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:22 pm
Sirfindafold wrote:
That wigga 'fold is one stupid motherfucker. I don't know why he posts his lame-ass jokes in this forum.
Fixed. You're welcome.