Division Round Best Bets Thread

[poptart]

Bring your picks here.
Mine will come later in the week.


Current Lines
Baltimore +3 @ Tennessee
Arizona +10 @ Carolina
Philadelphia +4 @ NY Giants
San Diego +6 @ Pittsburgh

Standings
ChargerMike 2-0
godzilla 2-0
Qbert 2-0
Sirfindafold 2-0
Adelpiero 1-1
Felix 1-1
HockeyMom 1-1
KC Scott 1-1
Louis Cyphre 1-1
Screw_Michigan 1-1
Shoalzie 1-1
PISC 1-1
BSmack 0-2
MgoBlue-Light Special 0-2
poptart 0-2

[Qbert]

reserve the right to change (within timeframe)

Philly +4
Blots + 6

[Felix]

are we not playing over/unders?

a friend wants to know

[ChargerMike]

are we not playing over/unders?

a friend wants to know

...tell Prof. Rockbottom to chill.

[poptart]

Over/unders are in play, yes, sorry Felix.


current lines
Baltimore @ Tennessee 34.5
Arizona @ Carolina 48.5
Philadelphia @ NY Giants 40
San Diego @ Pittsburgh 38

[ChargerMike]

San Diego +6 @ Pittsburgh

Carolina -10 vs. Arizona

[Shoalzie]

Baltimore @ Tennessee (under 34.5)
Philadelphia @ N.Y.Giants (-4)

[KC Scott]

AZ + 10
Philly + 4

[poptart]

Philadelphia +4 @ NY Giants
Philadelphia @ NY Giants over 40

[PISC]

I don't like anything on the board this week but will go small on the TEN/BAL under.

PHI + and that under for the contest.


If I get stupid or stoopiderrrr,

SD +
AZ/CAR Over

[Screw_Michigan]

You are seriously the dumbest fuck in the history of the fucking world. Seriously. How you hold down a job, other than flipping burgers and salting fries, is seriously beyond me.

[PISC]

I can't belive you can start up your computer twat.

LOL yea dude, I flip burgers at tne Irvine HQ of one of the largest cable modem providers in the country.

Bitch, I could buy you and your bitch and sell you to a swingers couple in Zimbwabwe. Only thing is I don't know if there's a demand for two male swinging cock suckers.

[Screw_Michigan]

Sure you do. Blow it out your motherfucking ass. You pick TWO (2) games. Yet you pick four, and the incorrect number for the second consecutive week.

[PISC]

You are seriously the dumbest fuck in the history of the fucking world. Seriously. How you hold down a job, other than flipping burgers and salting fries, is seriously beyond me.

So how would anybody but a dumbfuck like yourself come to this conclusion from the post above? LOL
Look in the mirror loser. I know you're fucking stupid but concluding that someone is what you have stated from what I posted....well, let's just say I hope you have at least learned how to wipe your ass or that'd be two holes pouring shit uncontrollably at your feet.

I OWN YOU RETARD. You are a simple fuck that rates down there with KC Kaley, KC Paul and omg who was that other fucking idiot I slammed that posted quotes he wrote himself to come back against all the shit I called the year NWE/CAR met?

LOL - You suck dude, everytime you try and talk shit I knock you farther back down into that hole of shit you keep coming up for air from. You suck at this so please stop embarrassing yourself. I am so far fucking in your head it's laughable and the funny thing is, you are apparently an all star loser around here and it only took 2-3 weeks of my return to figure that one out. We see one every year and well, you're it I guess.

Applause, now go back to the drawing board and come up with something better than job smak. I got cleaning toilets and fries and still owned you so, what's next? Am I picking up trash or mowing lawns? Two jobs that still require more smarts than you got. Let me know what you got during your next break at the toll booth. If you want, I'll send you a finger pad because I know it must be soar after pushing the button for the green light so many times and it might hurt when you finger fuck yourself tonight.

[PISC]

Sure you do. Blow it out your motherfucking ass. You pick TWO (2) games. Yet you pick four, and the incorrect number for the second consecutive week.

Yea due cuz people grab cable modem providers out of their ass for a job ha?

Sorry Big Bird, I don't play games you cunt. I talk lines, I bet lines, I am not here to play kiddie games, I am here to talk shit and sports with the men which you obviously are not. You're a little twat that's trying to amuse himself but you are my bitch and as such, go back to your fucking house in my back yard and pick up your shit off my lawn.

[Adelpiero]

philly/nyg over 40

sd+6

[poptart]

I don't like anything on the board this week but will go small on the TEN/BAL under.

PHI + and that under for the contest.

You're taking the under on TEN/BAL ... ok.

And you're taking Philly + the points.

You want to make a THIRD selection ... the under for Philly v. NY.

You can't have it.


You're on record for the first two that I stated.

Stop fuggin' around or I'll ban your dumb ass from participation.

[PISC]

Bitch, learn how to read. I said I'll take PHI and THAT under not THE under. Refrring to THAT ONE I previously mentioned.

I ain't fuckin' around Buttdart, I am runnin it a million miles an hour. It's go time, playoff time, it's STFU time. I gave you two so you can rag on me when I go 1-3, I don't give a fuck. Come on dude, you think I give a rat's ass about this game? It's for shits and giggles and for the S & M loser to have something to live for.

Ban me from it, just don't ban me from your woman's house cuz I wanna ram rod her animal style this wekend. capiche?
:rumple: :paul:

[PISC]

For my record, I am 2-0 in '09 with my 100 star picks.

BAL and the annual SC beat down.

If you bitches haven't bet on SC in the Bowl since Palmer's days, you are frickin' clueless.

[poptart]

Bitch, learn how to read. I said I'll take PHI and THAT under not THE under. Refrring to THAT ONE I previously mentioned.

oh ... ok, gotcha now.

Just take your meds at 10:00, 2:00 and 6:00 and I think we'll get along fine from here on out.

[KC Scott]

Best JAFFL year ever - for pure comedic value was Duane's time in.

Fuckin a dude - youre racked for the funnah in a most spastic way

[Louis Cyphre]

Tennessee (-3) over Baltimore
New York (-4) Philadelphia

[War Wagon]

Best JAFFL year ever - for pure comedic value was Duane's time in.

Duane was/is spastic, but dude has paid his dues.

At the least, knows how to address an envelope and affix a postage stamp... something that's no doubt a challenge to Screwed.

Happy New Year, PISC.

[Screw_Michigan]

At the least, knows how to address an envelope and affix a postage stamp... something that's no doubt a challenge to Screwed.

Say what? At least I can balance a checkbook, tard.

[War Wagon]

Say what?

I say you're a worthless punk with absolutely no redeeming value.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nice straw man. Care to address the postage stamp/envelope blast? Of course not, you're busy taking it up the ass in CDS and desperate to deflect attention. No surprise there.

Duane and Whitey, an epoch meeting of the minds. SE DC gang-banger 15 year old pregnant high school dropout have brains BODE on you tards. RACK.

[War Wagon]

No, I don't care to address you any further.

But in order to not completely 'tard up this thread....

I'll take Baltimore and Carolina.

[Screw_Michigan]

Of course not. Only a shit-eating dumbfuck like Whitey-Earned Income Tax Credit-Wagon would rack Duane. The state of Arkansas laughs at your pathetic ass.

[Qbert]

LOL

how's about we get back on Topic here......?

[Felix]

LOL

PISC is a comedic genius

how's about we get back on Topic here......?

right as usualm


Baltimore @ Tennessee (under 34.5)
N.Y.Giants (-4)

[BSmack]

Steelers-Chargers OVER 38

Eagles +4

[Screw_Michigan]

BAL +3
PHI +4

See, Duane. One--->Two. That isn't so fucking hard.

[godzilla2002]

BAL +3 over TEN
CAR -10 over ARZ

[HockeyMom]

Baltimore +3 @ Tennessee
Arizona +10 @ Carolina

[Sirfindafold]

Pitty
NYG

[PISC]

Bitch, learn how to read. I said I'll take PHI and THAT under not THE under. Refrring to THAT ONE I previously mentioned.

oh ... ok, gotcha now.

Just take your meds at 10:00, 2:00 and 6:00 and I think we'll get along fine from here on out.

LOL, Maker's Mark.
The perfect med when you are celebrating victory and relieving depression. MM is the wonder drug for any sports fan and gambler.
I suggest keeping a bottle on the shelf at all times. That or a fatty.

[poptart]

I went 1-1 this weekend -- blah

Qbert: 1-1 -- commitment to mediocrity
ChargerMike: 0-2 -- not IN
Shoalzie: 1-1 -- good call on the Bird v. Tit undah
Scott: 2-0 -- MONEY
PISC: 2-0 -- givin' us boys a learnin'
Adelpiero: 0-2 -- no boner
Louis: 0-2 -- no jizz
Wagon: 1-1 -- fair
Felix: 1-1 -- dittoum
BSmack: 2-0 -- good call on the Pitt-Blot ovah
S_Michigan: 2-0 -- Einstein
godzilla: 1-1 -- you made an edit ... did it work?
HockeyMom: 2-0 -- NIIIIIIIIICE
Sirfindafold: 1-1 -- .500

[KC Scott]

That or a fatty.

don't be talking shit on the new Moddress or you'll find yourself in Palulieworld