woman was so fat that ...

[Ana Ng]

I bet she'll sue.

More $ to buy nutritious snacks with, no doubt.



"Ya Mo B There" is on.

Gotta go.

[BSmack]

Someone from Louisiana with a history of gastrointestinal distress that reads like an unabridged copy of "War and Peace" is cracking on KC fatties?

[Felix]

So they send NFL linemen to the zoo everytime they need an MRI?

if they're 5 feet tall and weigh 275 I guess that's the only alternative
I'm guessing it was the girth that was the problem-not the weight

[Mr T]

So they send NFL linemen to the zoo everytime they need an MRI?

What NFL are you watching that linemen are only 5 feet tall?

[Blueblood]

So they send NFL linemen to the zoo everytime they need an MRI?

What NFL are you watching that linemen are only 5 feet tall?

You really are this slow....


Too funny...


Tell your mama'... we're looking for a refund.

[poptart]

one woman who says she was told she could go to the zoo for an MRI.

bwaaaa hahahahaaaa

KC residents being shipped off to the zoological park for medical tests will never not be funnay.



What next?


Feeding troughs being installed at KC area buffet resaurants?

Jackson County 911 Ambulance Service sending horse trailers out to cart patients in?

Arm rests being yanked out of area movie theaters to accomodate fat-assed patrons -- one cheek per seat?

KC Families dragging mom or pop out to the front yard to be hosed off at shower time?

[Mr T]

You really are this slow....

Nah I run a 4.2 forty and was the most highly sought after recruit in Cal Football History. Too bad for them the RenFaire came calling now I am rolling in the bread baby

[PSUFAN]

"Ya Mo B There" is on.

Gotta go.