Inmate Pulls Eye Out, Eats It

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If only all death row inmate stories could be like this...
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they should tell him that if he plucks each one of his boys off and his dick and eats the whole works, they'll consider him crazy enough to get off death row.
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Who smuggled the pic of rumplewife nakid into the prison?
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Thomas told police how he put his victims' hearts in his pocket and left their apartment ...

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Sudden Sam wrote:Thomas told police how he put his victims' hearts in his pocket...

Where else would you carry hearts?
On your sleeve, of course.
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