Drunk booty calls.

[Blueblood]

It can get you in trouble.

The next day... they call you back and want to TALK

Then for about 2 weeks you receive phone calls every day saying you called them and why won't you call them back.

This becomes much more disturbing when you have 3 or 4 of them.... and a girl you bang regularly (she wants to look at your cell when it rings and you have to make some shit up).



Much to the dismay of popular belief.... the truth is a solo traveler and doesn't think he has a "girlfriend".


Fuck, when I see a hottie.... I give her my # and I tell her to call me. Usually, she gives me her # and I make the "Drunk booty call".

Not cool, when she starts to get silly weird on why you never called her back.



As I type.... I'm gonna receive a call from a Peruvian hottie that took my call while she was in the bathtub..... and said she would call me back in a half hour.


This is where I normally bail.... since I know she'll call me back and ask to see me.


The Stoli es flowing nicely... and she'll fuck up my buzz.


Fuck it, maybe I should go over there.


Rack my drunken rant.... and you make the call (should I bang the Inca?) Or should I go Sholize and wait for his sister ?







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[PSUFAN]

10-15 emoticons, and this troll will be back up to speed.

[Screw_Michigan]

"is it someone that you maybe recognize? then it all fades into morning, when you open your eyes..." -- stuart murdoch.

[smackaholic]

Rack my drunken rant.... and you make the call (should I bang the Inca?) Or should I go Sholize and wait for his sister ?

I say you bang inca dude and his sister. My guess though is that once you impail yourself on the incan sacrificial staff, you'll have no interest in his sister.

[pron]

a Peruvian hottie

We really need a photo to make the call here.

[Shoalzie]

Stick to takes about your man crushes for Cal running backs and your hero stories from ren fairs, m2...