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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:15 pm

Tim Tebow, holding the child he begat through immaculate conception.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:18 pm

Schmick Jr. gets a lesson on the Heisman pose on her way to two-a-days. Strained peas and freeze pops adorned the training table lunch.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:35 pm

Idolatry is bad--Jesus

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:45 pm

Superman swoops down and saves t-rex from fatal car wreck.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:51 pm

What the fuck kind of faggot wears those shoes?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:25 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:What the fuck kind of faggot wears those shoes?

We also would've accepted:

"A Gator can wear Crocs, who knew?"

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:32 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:What kind of a faggot immediately looks at another dude's shoes?

Well, more males stare at George Brett's junk when he's batting than females. Seriously. I just tried searching for the article but I haven't a clue where I found it. Some sort of scientific study showed that when George Brett was at the plate (not sure why they used him as the study), more males would focus on his privates than women. Women would focus on his face.

So I suppose checking out another dude's shoes is less gay than staring at his junk, even though I must admit George is my favorite athlete of all-time. If I were gay I'd totally do him!

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:42 pm

We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:44 pm

TheJON wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:What kind of a faggot immediately looks at another dude's shoes?
Well, more males stare at George Brett's junk when he's batting than females. Seriously. I just tried searching for the article but I haven't a clue where I found it. Some sort of scientific study showed that when George Brett was at the plate (not sure why they used him as the study), more males would focus on his privates than women. Women would focus on his face.

So I suppose checking out another dude's shoes is less gay than staring at his junk, even though I must admit George is my favorite athlete of all-time. If I were gay I'd totally do him!

I’m guessing that it wasn’t an article, just your own anecdotal observations. Admit it, you like looking at George Brett’s junk. Sinner.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:17 am

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

Well I think here is scientific proof that we males are fags.....

http://www.kottke.org/07/03/men-look-at-crotches#

George Brett's got a fire crotch!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:18 am

GO toss your own salad, JON..

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:19 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:GO toss your own salad, JON..

If I tossed my own salad, would that be gay???

We should debate this.....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:30 am

Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!

No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:55 am

3rd base?

He's gone for the cycle.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:29 am

War Wagon wrote:
Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!
No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.

Dude, same here. Chill out. He's my hero first. I've got a bigger non-gay mancrush on him than you do.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:22 am

TheJON wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Van wrote:We're all gayer just for having read that, Jon. Gah!
No shit.

Jon, if we ever happen to be at the same game together, I trust you'll be in the left field bleachers. I'll be in the right.

George Brett was my fucking hero of all time. Now you've gone and done fucked that all up.
Dude, same here. Chill out. He's my hero first. I've got a bigger non-gay mancrush on him than you do.

Would you take a Beech Nut money shot? If he said you were perty first?

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:49 am

Adelpiero wrote:

Tebow strikes a Heisman pose before whipping the infant down the sidewalk to an eager young gator fan in a wheelchair who was strategically wheeled to the deep-post spot. True to form, Tebow's toss hit the quadriplegic gator fan right in the fucking numbers!

T1B

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