34 years today....

[Sirfindafold]

who gives a fuck?

[War Wagon]

Happy B-day.

Leave the kids with grandma, go out drinking and dancing with the old lady tonite, pray that you can still get it up without Viagara, then nail the living shit out of that.

[Cuda]

-RACK me for having a full head of thick hair when everyone else is losing it. Not one gray one either.

At 34, you should still have all your hair and none of it should be gray anyway.

You're not that far away from having a baseball-sized prostate however.

Don't worry, you'll get used to getting up every 45 minutes every night to take a piss

[Bobby42]

You could have simply posted "Hey, today's my birthday" and I would have toasted the event with an icy cold brew. Happy birthday (sound of a pull-tab)

[socal]

RJack,

Happy 34th fatass. KC could give you a key to the city without you having graced them with your jelly-filled jowels. You're a simply a shutyomouth in the makin'. Slather some IndyFelatio Sauce on that yellow cake and pound that pud while you can still see it.

[smackaholic]

No gray at 34? Big fukking deal. Almost 46 here and what's left of my hair is still dark brown. The beard? That's another story. White as santa claus'.

Still got all of it? I still had a good bit at that age too, although, that was about the time it all fell out. Fortunately, it seemed to stabilize a few years later. So, I am kinda bald, but, not totally.

My kids are way cuter than your mailman'syours.

Rack you anyway, ya snot nosed punk kid.

[Wolfman]

34 revolutions around the sun ??
May you have many more !
Getting old is not as bad as some make it out to be--as long as you got a good set of DNA from your parents.
Speaking of DNA--has anyone seen LabRat ?? Bri ??

[Van]

Happy B-Day, non sequitur boy. (Never forget who originally gave you that label...)

Fuck, you're young. How old were you when we met at that Troll Stop...fourteen?



Still, even at fourteen you already had the mental wherewithal to avoid ensnarement in NoCal's tangled web. Not just once either. Twice. All night, even.

[smackaholic]

How many got caught in that net, anyhoo?

[Cuda]

Way I heard it, FUBirdy got Reina's brother's sloppy seconds

Twice

[poptart]

Happy Birthday, Raiduh Fan!

Speaking of DNA--has anyone seen LabRat ??

LabRat was run.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I've seen your pics. I think you left out an "or" between the 3 and the 4.

Full head of hair? My hairline started to recede pretty early on (late teens-early 20's) then abruptly stopped (thank God and GOD for that). Hairline receded far enough that I look "distinguished," but not bald.

As for the color, I can still legitimately call it brown, although there's a lot more gray in it than I'd like.

Kids cuter than mine? Nah, my kids are cuter (when they're asleep, anyway -- when they're awake, they're too busy causing trouble to really be "cute"). And unlike your kids, mine look younger than their father.

Happy bithday anyway.

[Moving Sale]

LabRat was run.

You're welcome.