There's no such thing as a free lunch

[Truman]

you ought to drive out to the coast the next time they're in oakland. Prolly an easy day's drive for the road warrior. :)

Even RaiduhFan doesn't go to games in Oakland!

But on second thought...

That anywhere near Mt. Tam? Bet I could get directions from Blue2ool or Midget Sale...

And on that note -

Just got back from touring the Largest and Oldest...






















...and Driest message board debate ever on living organisms.

Oh, and I got to see some o' those big, fookin', kick-ass trees myself out Cali-way a few years back. Your trip out West isn't going to suck. Have fun, Smacks!

[Goober McTuber]

Truman posts are the gold standard. You should feel blessed you ever got to rub semi-colons with the guy.

The gold standard in Kansas City. Fast food worker smack out front should have told you.

[War Wagon]

Goobs, where the fuck have you been?

Ankles everywhere have been feeling neglected.

Still, I'm glad you're back and that the denture surgery was a success.

[Screw_Michigan]

Being a grandfather in your early 40s keeps you busy.

[Goober McTuber]

Still firing blanks from your little cap gun, eh Screwball? Take some pointers from a smack-god like Whitey. Ankle-biter blasts are so very hurtful.