Mission Accomplished Muslim style
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Mission Accomplished Muslim style
Well hell, I'm convinced now that my stereotypical view of Islam is wrong. Dude was probably just tired of looking at his OL's grill.
Wonder how that affects one's ghusl?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buf ... index.html
Wonder how that affects one's ghusl?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buf ... index.html
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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style
I'd say dude's ghusl is pretty tight.
Infact, I believe it says somewhere in the ghusl handbook, that one must lop off the dome of atleast one wife every decade inorder to keep it valid.
Infact, I believe it says somewhere in the ghusl handbook, that one must lop off the dome of atleast one wife every decade inorder to keep it valid.
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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style
Bitch clearly had it coming- she had filed for divorce, got a restraining order, and had the husband removed from their house. If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style
Gotta agree with Coods on this one. Where's Gobbles McShiteater when you need him?
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Allu akbar!!!
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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style
ENOUGH with all the Arab bashing! Oh sure, you've never blown a camel. You've never gone months without bathing. And if your wife was disrespecting you, you would never defend Honor, etc. Of course you would just say "I divorce thee" three times and be done with it, arranging for a new twelve year-old bride before the ex is even out of the house. Sure, you pussy-whipped cuckold, you can lob huge cultural bombs at big easy targets--but that doesn't make it right.
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Someone translate this fucking garbage for me. Thanks!LTS TRN 2 wrote:ENOUGH with all the Arab bashing! Oh sure, you've never blown a camel. You've never gone months without bathing. And if your wife was disrespecting you, you would never defend Honor, etc. Of course you would just say "I divorce thee" three times and be done with it, arranging for a new twelve year-old bride before the ex is even out of the house. Sure, you pussy-whipped cuckold, you can lob huge cultural bombs at big easy targets--but that doesn't make it right.![]()
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http://attendingtheworld.wordpress.com/ ... speak-out/
Here, listen to this actual expert tell you about it.
Here, listen to this actual expert tell you about it.
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Would you let them live if they had bigger cocks for you to suck on?mvscal wrote:A rare moment of clarity. I hate to think what it has cost you.LTS TRN 2 wrote:Kill the Arabs
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Works for me.LTS TRN 2 wrote:
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pure geniuscnn wrote:He launched Bridges TV, billed as the first English-language cable channel targeting Muslims inside the United States, in 2004. At the time, Hassan said he hoped the network would balance negative portrayals of Muslims following the attacks of September 11, 2001.
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Re: Mission Accomplished Muslim style
There is no conclusive proof he murdered his wife. It could have been a household accident.
Have you ever had a fall in your house? Well, have you?
Have you ever had a fall in your house? Well, have you?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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She could have fallen on something sharp.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Makes sense. Then tried to roll away from it as she writhed in pain causing the sharp object to slice deeper and deeper until she became a broken pez dispenser.
Actually, I think the same killers of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown did this job. One was to set up and jail a rich black man and this one's motives are obvious. The man who was successfully running a t.v. station providing outreach and understanding of the Muslim community. I don't think that's a coincidence. They should let this dude out so he can start playing golf. That's where OJ traced the "real killers" before he was jailed. Golf courses, yeah.
Actually, I think the same killers of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown did this job. One was to set up and jail a rich black man and this one's motives are obvious. The man who was successfully running a t.v. station providing outreach and understanding of the Muslim community. I don't think that's a coincidence. They should let this dude out so he can start playing golf. That's where OJ traced the "real killers" before he was jailed. Golf courses, yeah.
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TOTALLY reasonable.Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
Might even have been a suicide
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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See? It's not so far fetched.Cuda wrote:TOTALLY reasonable.Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
Wait, are you mocking me?Cuda wrote: Might even have been a suicide
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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If the burka don't fit, you must acquit.Tom In VA wrote:They should let this dude out so he can start playing golf.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Not at all, comrade. I was just offering another alternative explanation for that tradedyMartyred wrote:See? It's not so far fetched.Cuda wrote:TOTALLY reasonable.Martyred wrote:She could have fallen on something sharp.
Wait, are you mocking me?Cuda wrote: Might even have been a suicide
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Was she found in the garage?