look what the Republicans are up to now

[Tom In VA]

Get with 'da G to the O to the P
Bruthas and sistas for liberty
You know Conservative
The only way to live
Add some HOP to the H to the I to the P

We're talkin hip, hop, H to the boogie gonna get down with 'da funk
Red, Brown, Yellow, Black, thin or too much junk in yo trunk
It's a party over here at the GOP Committee
Let's leave 'em saying Sheeeit Brutha who'da thunk

[smackaholic]

Oh yeah, hip hop is gonna bring the bubbas in north carolina and virginia back in droves.

Fukk it, I'm voting libertarian next time for sure.

[smackaholic]

Tom.

STFU.

[Cuda]

Uh, what exactly does this mean?

More
Gold
Teef



l to r: Michael Steele

[Tom In VA]

Tom.

STFU.

Are you down with O.G.O.P

[smackaholic]

Tom.

STFU.

Are you down with O.G.O.P

now that was funny. :D

[Tom In VA]

Cool, thanks.

That first one was a twist on "Rapper's Delight" from Sugar Hill Gang.

I'm now going to be working on "Straight Outta Wisconsin" a twist on "Straight Outta Compton".

[smackaholic]

yeah, I got the first one. it just went on too long. remember, brevity is the soul of wit.

[Mikey]

Tom, I think you is straight outta yo mind.

[Tom In VA]

Y'all gonna make me lose my mind

Up in here.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

"Straight Outta Wisconsin".

Straight outta Wisconsin, crazy fuckin' cheezehead named Goobs
From the land of Fat Fucks whose butt is huge...



??

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[poptart]

[Reggie White]The American[/Reggie White] is a mental adolescent.


The glassy-eyed American is pitifully duped into electing a ... NOTHING ... senator because he's got a bright smile, he mesmerizes them with "change" sweet talk, and the media licks his dick at angles even an MIT grad' could never imagine.

If his dick tastes that good, shirley he'll help li'l ol' ... ME, won't he?

Now the donkey dong is halfway up their @ss and most of 'em are still too loaded to realize their hole will never regain it's intended shape.

"Thank you, sir, may I have another stimulus?"


Look at this ridiculous bullsheet Steele is blabbering about.
It sounds like something out of a 5th grade school senate election playbook, for crying out loud.

If being fucking Valley Girl was HOT, the party would be whoring itself out with very fresh ... "Owwwhh muah GAWD, vote GOP, girls" commericals.


psst ...

The American adults would like to see a Constitution makeover.
Like Jenny Jones style, ya knowz?

At least Dinsdale and I, anyway.


Who's IN?

[Tom In VA]

A makeover ? Or actually just following it the way it was written ? There's a difference.

[poptart]

Sadly, getting back to the Constitution is a makeover.

Our heros take oaths to uphold the Constitution and then turn around and violate that oath within hours.

Regularly.
As a general practice.

NOBODY bats and eye and the media rewards them with a blowjob.

And the American people are too preoccupied with ... something ... to realize the atrocity.

Whenever I have had a discussion on a message board, or in "real" life, and confronted a political supporter with the FACT that the person he lopes the mule to on a nightly basis regularly violates his oath of office, it gets quiet.

Or the subject changes.

[BSmack]

"Straight Outta Wisconsin".

Straight outta Wisconsin, crazy fuckin' cheezehead named Goobs
From the land of Fat Fucks whose butt is huge...
??

How about this?

Straight outta Wisconsin, crazy fuckin' cheezehead named Goobs
From the gang called Cheezeheads wit attitude
I'm gettin hauled off wit a forklift
Cause my butt is too big for a pickup
You too boy if ya eat with me
Jenny Craig is gonna hafta come and get me
With a heart attack that's how I'm goin out
For you skinny motherfuckers that's showin out
Cheeseheads start to mumble, they wanna eat
Mix em and cook em in on a grill like bratwurst
Goin off on a cheeseburger like that
with a bun that's pointed at yo mouth
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for some Dairy Queen

[Cuda]

Our heros take oaths to uphold the Constitution and then turn around and violate that oath within hours.

It doesn't count if they have their fingers crossed.

Please say you knew

[Moving Sale]

Just another vapid rant by an avowed Racist.

Go fuck yourself you trogloditic cockcave.

[Van]

trogloditic cockcave.

F for intent, B- for effort.