Boy killed anally by office chair

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Boy killed anally by office chair

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http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed ... r-explodes

Of the myriad ways to go, can't say I'd ever see that one coming. For those of us who spend 99% of our work day with our asses welded to our office chairs, this could bring about a whole new fear.







Hey, I've got one of those chairs too! Except I call it Duane.

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Yep, for Thread Title O' The Week this one's definitely your clubhouse leader...
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mvscal wrote:I'll go ahead and call bullshit.
Probly a safe bet. I was just looking for an excuse to break out a Guntslinger blast.
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Well hell, pretty much anything gets amnesty if there's a guntslinger reset involved.

Whoever tried running this pic shoiuld have atleast poured a bottle of ketchup on it.
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We have those chairs at work. Doubt they'd kill anyone, but they did kill my hips & back. Ended up buying my own chair.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:We have those chairs at work.
Living up to the hype... as usual.
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Are you on fifth or sixth job of the year right now?
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Are you on fifth or sixth job of the year right now?
Same employer 4 years straight. You were supposed to go with a response by making a geriatric butt-wiping reference. I guess the title of the thread threw you off yo game. "Boy killed anally" is in your dome, pedo.
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:We have those chairs at work.
Living up to the hype... as usual.
I'll RACK that blast. Nice job, AP.
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AP and Diego show up in the same thread on the same night?

Damn, the economic crisis is really startimg to hit home here at T1B.
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mmm...what a way to go.

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Atomic Punk wrote:You were supposed to go with a response by making a geriatric butt-wiping reference.
Obsess much, dicklick?
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It's only a matter of time before they test this out on Mythbusters...
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