Obama goes yard...

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:22 am

... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:26 am

I watched the first 8 seconds and then the black cokkk slobbering made me vomit so I had to turn it off.

So what exactly happened after the 9th second besides more black cokkk slobbering?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:32 am

While Obongo "went yard"

Michelle went ape!

hehehehehehehe

:D

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:38 am

What the fuck is this Indian (dot) with a Tejas accent...doing on my screen ?

Can Louisiana get any lower ?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:45 am

m2, how do you decide when to post as m2 and when to post as Blueblood? Moreover, why do you post under two different nics?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:55 am

Van wrote:Moreover, why do you post under two different nics?

Why did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbour?????

Why ask why? Especially when it's some dunce like m2. Duh?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:08 am

.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

So, how much of the stimulus package is going towards the wind chime industry?

Nice take, Dorothy. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Obama dribbled down his leg, promising way more than he or anyone can deliver. The fact you think he went "yard" just goes to show (once again) what a clueless dumbfuck you are.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:13 am

War Wagon wrote:
Obama dribbled down his leg, promising way more than he or anyone can deliver. The fact you think he went "yard" just goes to show (once again) what a clueless dumbfuck you are.

where is the glass dick when you need it. Duh? You just said what the 99.9 percent of America takes for granted.

Duh
Duh
DDDDDDDDUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:25 am

War Wagon wrote:
.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.
So, how much of the stimulus package is going towards the wind chime industry?

All of it.

Don't ever try and open a business....

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:47 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Van wrote:Moreover, why do you post under two different nics?
Why ask why? Especially when it's some dunce like m2. Duh?

One, dinner isnt quite ready yet, so I've got time to kill. Two, m2 has always amused me. I like the guy. He's the oddest entity on this entire board. He's even odder than you.

Dude never fails to intrigue me with his singular weirdness. For the life of me I can't imagine how he came up with this shtick of his. I mean, if m2 were a Seinfeld character how would he be described in a quick character synopsis?

Happy go lucky party pinata, prone to endless fits of imagined grandeur. Fancies himself a worldly man about town, bon vivant, raconteur and Al Bundy nonpareil. Fondest ambition is to be a Black Ops assassin, cloaked in the subterfuge of being a bedraggled fan of a woebegone college football program.

Seriously, how does someone come up with that as their online character troll?

Yeah, you're pretty fuggen weird too, what with the tinnitus and the love of racism. Still, I've seen your kind before, although that bit of yours about the bombs always going off in your head is a cool touch.

Dins is a cool creation, too. A U&L centric Cliff Claven who's also a former Navy Seal, a former member of the Grateful Dead, a shipmate on the Nina, the guy who hiked the ball to Broadway Joe and the guy bolting together the luxury boxes out in center field when Babe stopped and pointed, wordlessly gesturing to Dins, "Good job on that, fucker. I like it."

Yeah, Dins is a classic. Forrest Gump meets Faust.

Mvscal is also a very cool creation. He's the Gunney Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, let loose on a message board full of Private Fatbodies.

m2? Dude has no equal in the annals of asscracked weirdness. I figure I'll keep watching. One day he might do something otherworldy bizarre and when he does I wanna be there to witness the splatter effect.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:19 pm

Gotta rack Van, although I'd modify the following if ever so slightly . . .

Van wrote:Dins is a cool creation, too. A U&L centric Cliff Claven who's also a former Navy Seal, a former member of the Grateful Dead, a shipmate on the Nina, the guy who hiked the ball to Broadway Joe and the guy bolting together the luxury boxes out in center field when Babe stopped and pointed, wordlessly gesturing to Dins, "Good job on that, fucker. I like it."

Yeah, Dins is a classic. Forrest Gump meets Faust.

With apologies to the poster who goes by this nic, there's definitely a Cosmo Kramer component to Dins as well. Consider the following quote from George, upon learning that Kramer was at a baseball fantasy camp.

He's at a baseball fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy. People should pay money to come here and live like he does for a week. Doesn't work, falls over ass-backwards into money, mooches food off his friends, and has sex without being in a relationship."

Yep, that's Dins to a tee, or at least the online persona he's created.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:22 pm

Terry, Dins is nowhere near as benign as Kramer. Kramer's character simply blends in, anywhere he goes. Or he sticks out, like a fish out of water. His ouevre is one of a frantic/comic Force Of New York Nature.

Dins is the perpetual Master Of His Own Universe. Dins wouldn't tap out ten minutes into the King Of His Own Castle contest. Dins would shithammer Elaine right in front of the guys until the guys tapped out and Elaine wrote him an opera. Dins supplies the secret ingredients to the Soup Nazi. J. Peterman calls Dins to get advice on his next safari. Dins got Jerry the hookup from Nike on all those tennis shoes. Dins insouciantly told Sidra, "It's real, and it's spectacular..."

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:31 pm

Van wrote:Dins wouldn't tap out ten minutes into the King Of His Own Castle contest.

I'd disagree on this one, although all the others are pretty good calls. I'd add the following . . .

The Yankees would have gone to Dins, not George, for advice on how to play baseball.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:36 pm

Van wrote:Dins is a cool creation, too. A U&L centric Cliff Claven who's also a former Navy Seal, a former member of the Grateful Dead, a shipmate on the Nina, the guy who hiked the ball to Broadway Joe and the guy bolting together the luxury boxes out in center field when Babe stopped and pointed, wordlessly gesturing to Dins, "Good job on that, fucker. I like it."

Yeah, Dins is a classic. Forrest Gump meets Faust.

Dins coached Notre Dame in the 80s?

PS: I can't believe Terry missed that one.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:43 pm

BSmack wrote:
Van wrote:Dins is a cool creation, too. A U&L centric Cliff Claven who's also a former Navy Seal, a former member of the Grateful Dead, a shipmate on the Nina, the guy who hiked the ball to Broadway Joe and the guy bolting together the luxury boxes out in center field when Babe stopped and pointed, wordlessly gesturing to Dins, "Good job on that, fucker. I like it."

Yeah, Dins is a classic. Forrest Gump meets Faust.
Dins coached Notre Dame in the 80s?

PS: I can't believe Terry missed that one.

Seriously though...

Faustian bargain

(FOW-stee-uhn) Faust, in the legend, traded his soul to the devil in exchange for knowledge. To “strike a Faustian bargain” is to be willing to sacrifice anything to satisfy a limitless desire for knowledge or power.

...if that doesn't sound exactly like Dins, standing at the crossroads, I don't know what does.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:46 pm

Dins does have a limitless supply of something. I'm not sure I'd call it knowldege, though.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:48 pm

Hey, when you strike a bargain with the devil beware the goods that show up on your doorstep. The devil never promised Dins that all that knowledge would be correct.

The devil out front should've been Dins' tip off.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:51 pm

Van wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Van wrote:Dins is a cool creation, too. A U&L centric Cliff Claven who's also a former Navy Seal, a former member of the Grateful Dead, a shipmate on the Nina, the guy who hiked the ball to Broadway Joe and the guy bolting together the luxury boxes out in center field when Babe stopped and pointed, wordlessly gesturing to Dins, "Good job on that, fucker. I like it."

Yeah, Dins is a classic. Forrest Gump meets Faust.
Dins coached Notre Dame in the 80s?

PS: I can't believe Terry missed that one.

Seriously though...

Faustian bargain

(FOW-stee-uhn) Faust, in the legend, traded his soul to the devil in exchange for knowledge. To “strike a Faustian bargain” is to be willing to sacrifice anything to satisfy a limitless desire for knowledge or power.

...if that doesn't sound exactly like Dins, standing at the crossroads, I don't know what does.

Nah. Dins would have kicked the Devil in the teeth and made off with both the knowledge and the golden fiddle. Then he would have given the fiddle and a few lessons to Papa John Creech himself while also writing the violin part to "Trial By Fire".

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:58 pm

Mikey wrote:Dins does have a limitless supply of something. I'm not sure I'd call it knowldege, though.

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

That certainly seems to be Dins' mantra.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:07 pm

Dins' high school yearbook pic...

While hiking in the woods in his beloved U&L, Dins faces a seminal moment in his life...

Dins makes a decision...

Dins, way on down that lonesome road...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:11 pm

:wince:

Damn...that had to hurt.

Reminds me of the motoX accident a couple of weeks ago.
(not quite as bad though...)

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:15 pm

I just can't stop laughing at that "Fail" gif...

Exactly what was he attempting to do there??

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:26 pm

Van wrote:I just can't stop laughing at that "Fail" gif...

Exactly what was he attempting to do there??

Yep...one of those things where you wince every time it cycles, but you can't stop looking.
Seems like a bunch of stuff comes flying out...wonder if there are any teeth included.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:29 pm

Dins isn't very good at this whole smack thingy.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:30 pm

Looking at his head before he face plants, that white thing that goes flying off is a yarmulke.

You know, that could easily be Nick's avatar, representing the entire "ZioNazi" Experiment.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:33 pm

.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.

you know Obama did cocaine too right?

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:37 pm

Mikey wrote:Dins does have a limitless supply of something. I'm not sure I'd call it knowldege, though.

bullshit?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:44 pm

titlover wrote:
.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.
you know Obama did cocaine too right?

He tried it as a scientific experiment, whereas Bush did it to escape his family and practice hedonistic self-indulgence. Obama, wanting to be able to speak intelligently on the issue risked his life experimenting with cocaine in order to document the effect it had on him. His use of the drug was for the overall "greater good" of the communities he was organizing. A selfless act, in my opinion.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:50 pm

mvscal wrote: Good job electing a shitskinned moron who thinks he can cut the deficit in half by doubling spending. Great plan. Let me know how that works out for you.

Seems to me that a couple of years ago you proclaimed deficit spending a good thing.

Guess it all depends on who's doing the spending.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:01 pm

Further, I don't think the justification for deficit spending was to cut the deficit.

Obama's strategy of solving the problems "he inherited", such as the deficit, appears to be to double/triple the deficit.

It's a bold move, risky though. Thank goodness for the richest 2% who will bail us all out as per usual. Hope they stay rich and stay here.

Crap even "Bono" moved his company when Ireland's taxes got too high.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:19 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

The man sure is prone to hyperbole. Sure... you may question a story's accuracy, but it was probably pleasing to the reader’s palate.

By contrast, you're all cube steak and no sizzle. I think I'd much rather read a manual on how to best electrocute my nut-sack than be subjected to your tedious drivel.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:19 pm

mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:Exactly what was he attempting to do there??

BIRDY!! LOOK! Black cock...right there on the floor!!

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:19 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I think I'd much rather read a manual on how to best electrocute my nut-sack than be subjected to your tedious drivel.

In your case, that's not a bad idea. You'd be doing the world a favor, certainly.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:42 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:In your case, that's not a bad idea. You'd be doing the world a favor, certainly.

I am not the one whose own kid beat its brains in with a hammer rather than listen to daddy's bullshit on a daily basis. How is your special needs child these days, Terry? Has it effectively end its capacity to hear your voice yet? Fuck you and your fucked up half-breed kid.

barack is GOD · Post by **barack is GOD** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:14 am

.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.

.m2 Loves Barack! He kneels before Obama!

Love Barack and he will love you! Hate Barack and he will love you even more!!

barack is GOD · Post by **barack is GOD** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:16 am

mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:He tried it as an intellectual experiment, whereas Bush did it to escape his family and practice hedonistic self-indulgence.
Actually there is no evidence that Bush did coke at all.

I have heard it said that George Bush did not like cocaine! He just liked it's smell!!

Oh, I crack myself up on that one!! (hehehe!)

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:32 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Van wrote:Moreover, why do you post under two different nics?

Why did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbour?????

Why ask why? Especially when it's some dunce like m2. Duh?

Once again...

Note to Canadian tards running shit trolls that are supposedly from the United States: It's spelled Harbor in the USA. Not a single person born, bred and educated in the USA would ever type it as Harbour.

Continuity, motherfuckers.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:06 am

Rack Fu wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Van wrote:Moreover, why do you post under two different nics?
Why did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbour?????

Why ask why? Especially when it's some dunce like m2. Duh?
Once again...

Note to Canadian tards running shit trolls that are supposedly from the United States: It's spelled Harbor in the USA. Not a single person born, bred and educated in the USA would ever type it as Harbour.

Continuity, motherfuckers.

Damn "Pickle". He busted you like you were just another pile of unbagged lawn clippings.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:19 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:The Yankees would have gone to Dins, not George, for advice on how to play baseball.

Would he have still booked the Yankees in the Ramada Inn in Milwaukee?