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Go dig for more info while I get this post done, Errrrr......

Fucking idiot was street racing his Ferrari. Dude.....your Tapout company grossed $100 Million last year. Go rent out a fucking strip to race on. Oh, well maybe not anymore.
WAR: street racers killing nobody but themselves.
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Think he had this expression on his face at the end?
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NEWPORT BEACH -- A man killed in the high-speed crash of a $300,000 Ferrari has been identified as the mixed martial arts industry figure who went by the name "Mask."

Charles "Mask" Lewis, the co-founder of apparel company 'TapouT,' died early Wednesday morning when his rare Ferrari crashed into a light pole at the end of what police say may have been a street race.


TapouT released this statement:


"It is with heavy hearts and great sadness that we must regretfully confirm the passing of our beloved friend, brother and co-founder Charles "Mask" Lewis following a car accident that occurred last night.


We are currently in the process of setting up a memorial service in his honor and will release more details as they become available.


Many thanks to all for the outpouring of blessings and well-wishes during this incredibly difficult time."

An officer in a patrol car was going north on Jamboree when he noticed two vehicles, a 2004 Ferrari Modena and a 1977 white Porsche coupe, swerving out of control, Newport Beach Lt. Craig Fox said.

The Ferrari lost control, hit a curb and crashed into a light pole, which toppled onto the car, crushing the front portion, said Newport Beach Police Lt. Steven Shulman.

The impact of the crash split the vehicle in two and sent debris flying onto the roadside.

The Porsche stopped momentarily but then sped away, Fox said.


The driver of the Porsche, Jeffrey Kirby, 51, was taken into custody after officers spotted the vehicle moments later.

He and a female passenger were reportedly walking away from the car at the time.

Kirby was being held on $1 million bail while facing charges of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated. A possible court appearance was scheduled for Thursday.

Newport Beach resident Lynn Marie Nabozny, 32, was arrested for public intoxication, Fox said. She was released and will not be formally charged, he added.

A woman thrown from the Ferrari was taken to Western Medical Center in Santa Ana suffering from broken bones, including a broken arm, Fox said. She was listed in stable condition.

Hours after the crash, the front portion of the luxury Italian sports car could be seen resting against a hillside several feet away with its lights still functioning.

The Ferrari Modena has a top speed of about 186 mph.
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Feel good story of the day.

Rack sir charles.
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Ferraris must have some high quality headlights.
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For a minute I was worried about Jim Carey.


not really
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Mikey wrote:Ferraris must have some high quality headlights.
no shit. 20 years ago italian electrical systems stopped working before you ripped the car in two in a wreck.

Rack my paisan's EE skills. Actually, they prolly just farmed it out to some zipperhead from toyota.
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Mikey wrote:For a minute I was worried about Jim Carey.


not really
Rack. My first thought when I saw the title of this thread.
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Loganfan wrote:Mask...Dead
Not again!




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Damn, Indy beat me to the Rocky Dennis reset...

I know this guy didn't have anything to do with wrasslin' but it looks like Death got him by using a foreign object.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Mikey wrote:For a minute I was worried about Jim Carey.


not really
Rack. My first thought when I saw the title of this thread.
Really, that was my first hope.
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Just amazing the girl in the car with him only has a few broken bones. I didn't realize that Ferraris had stage seperations like our booster rockets


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Loganfan wrote:Just amazing the girl in the car with him only has a few broken bones. I didn't realize that Ferraris had stage seperations like our booster rockets


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carbon fiber and aluminum have lower tensile strength than CRS (cold rolled steel).

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Loganfan wrote:Just amazing the girl in the car with him only has a few broken bones. I didn't realize that Ferraris had stage seperations like our booster rockets


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Is that his body laying in the road in the top pic?
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The Ferrari Modena had a top speed of about 186 mph.
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notice how the front clip looks almost perfect. Hard to tell about the rear clip from the photos.

I'd say the dagos need to study the whole passenger compartment integrity thingy a bit. They seem to have it backwards.
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smackaholic wrote:notice how the front clip looks almost perfect. Hard to tell about the rear clip from the photos.

I'd say the dagos need to study the whole passenger compartment integrity thingy a bit. They seem to have it backwards.
Looks to me like they got it just right. It's God's way of punishing extreme douchebaggery.
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Neely8 wrote:

Is that his body laying in the road in the top pic?
Not sure, but they had to dig him out from under the car. Or from half the car, anyway. I notice the Farrari symbols all look intact. Thank god for that........any publicity is good publicity....yes?


Newport Beach firefighters stabilize the front end of a demolished Ferrari in order to extricate the body of a man pinned underneath.

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I think the police and fire dept should get to keep the cash, since he caused them to work that hard a rare, relatively slow night up there

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mvscal wrote:Whoa! Where's the empathy, tiny? That sounded a mite sociopathic to me. I suspect some form of ethnic bigotry is to blame.
Did you just call TiVO a sociopathic mite?

That's nearly as clever as felch puddle.
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smackaholic wrote:
mvscal wrote:Whoa! Where's the empathy, tiny? That sounded a mite sociopathic to me. I suspect some form of ethnic bigotry is to blame.
Did you just call TiVO a sociopathic mite?

That's nearly as clever as felch puddle.
I was online with Sponge Bob's Plankton character.
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R-Jack wrote: It's not like he would actually go find a ladder and say that to my face.
BBBBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Melt much?

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smackaholic wrote:Did you just call TiVO a sociopathic mite?

That's nearly as clever as felch puddle.
I bring out the 'best' in people.

Rack me!!!
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Loganfan wrote:Kirby was being held on $1 million bail while facing charges of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated.
This ought to be good.
A possible court appearance was scheduled for Thursday.
"Possible?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :doh: :doh: :doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I am sure that blood on the light pole has something to do with his death..or his lack of a head after he hit it..
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While I can appreciate what the Tapout guys have done to advance MMA into the mainstream, I hate their costumed schtick. I also hate seeing all the Tapout t-shirt wearing douchebags thinking they're tough guys for wearing a fucking shirt. That Mask guy was one of the most annoying people on the planet. Sucks what happened to him but it appears that he did it to himself.
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Rack Fu wrote:... I also hate seeing all the Tapout t-shirt wearing douchebags thinking they're tough guys for wearing a fucking shirt. .



It's the redneck answer to the 119 lb. wiggas and higgas with the FUBU shirts and gangsta pants with the 52 inch waist and 12 inch inseam.
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Rack Fu wrote: That Mask guy was one of the most annoying people on the planet.
Since I have not talked to Chuck about it I'll ask you since you know? more about it than me.

Could that freak fight his way out of a wet bag of dead mice?
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Moving Sale wrote:
Rack Fu wrote: That Mask guy was one of the most annoying people on the planet.
Since I have not talked to Chuck about it I'll ask you since you know? more about it than me.

Could that freak fight his way out of a wet bag of dead mice?
The dude appeared to be in good shape and one would assume that he has trained since he is was a fixture in the sport. Beyond that, who knows.
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shame he didn't train to headbutt light poles at 120 mph.
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smackaholic wrote:shame he didn't train to headbutt light poles at 120 mph.
You've got to Rack the light pole though for making him tapout.
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Otis wrote:
smackaholic wrote:shame he didn't train to headbutt light poles at 120 mph.
You've got to Rack the light pole though for making him tapout.
No shit. But I bet Royce Gracie wouldn't have submitted. I bet he would have simply
laughed and used his tongue to maneuver his decapited head back to the body.
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