How Low Will The Dow Go?

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Re: How Low Will The Dow Go?

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.m2 is the truth

Up three days in a row since this thread was started.
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Re: How Low Will The Dow Go?

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Then by all means, RACK Obama, and let's keep this thread alive.

In fact, let's mail this thread to 10 people and have them mail it to 10 people, and so on and so on.

We'll kick this recession in the nuts and be restored to prosperity in no time.
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Re: How Low Will The Dow Go?

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socal wrote:
Mikey wrote:I guess it moved a little bit in the wrong direction today.
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
It's twice you fag.

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Moving Sale wrote:
socal wrote:
Mikey wrote:I guess it moved a little bit in the wrong direction today.
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
It's twice you fag.

Sin,
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Actually the wording goes something like this.

Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.

So, socal is right technically, and you diminutive one are wrong as usualm.
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.m2 wrote:


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"I wonder if my boss has finally figured out that I'm not
working on my reports but am instead posting on T1B ?"
I'm sorry. Didn't know I was supposed to be working at 10:12 PM. Stupid asshole.
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smackaholic wrote:
Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.
Only fags shake it twice.
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Moving Sale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.
Only fags shake it twice.
'll take your word for it, T.
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Re: How Low Will The Dow Go?

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Well RACK the "Object in Chief", things aren't as bad as we think.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1
WASHINGTON (AP) - Confronting misgivings, even in his own party, President Barack Obama mounted a stout defense of his blueprint to overhaul the economy Thursday, declaring the national crisis is "not as bad as we think" and his plans will speed recovery.
Challenged to provide encouragement as the nation's "confidence builder in chief," Obama said Americans shouldn't be whipsawed by bursts of either bad or good news and he was "highly optimistic" about the long term.

The president's proposals for major health care, energy and education changes in the midst of economic hard times faced skepticism from both Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill, as senators questioned his budget outlook and the deficits it envisions in the middle of the next decade.

But Obama, speaking to top executives of the Business Roundtable, expressed an optimistic vision and called for patience.

Richard Parsons, chairman of beleaguered Citigroup Inc., asked if Obama could offer some help in a national battle "between confidence and fear."

"A smidgen of good news and suddenly everything is doing great. A little bit of bad news and ooohh , we're down on the dumps," Obama said. "And I am obviously an object of this constantly varying assessment. I am the object in chief of this varying assessment."

"I don't think things are ever as good as they say, or ever as bad as they say," Obama added. "Things two years ago were not as good as we thought because there were a lot of underlying weaknesses in the economy. They're not as bad as we think they are now."

"And my long-term projections are highly optimistic, if we take care of some of these long-term structural problems."

All Hail the "Confidence Builder in Chief".
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What the man's trying to say is "this will all be a distant memory 50 years from now. I mean...it can't last forever...take a chill pill y'all."

Word! I'm going to go finance some shit tomorrow!
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Hey, maybe Obama was simply referring to his own personal financial situation not being all that bad...
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Van wrote:Hey, maybe Obama was simply referring to his own personal financial situation not being all that bad...

That and he knows that Oprah and his bitches on the View got his back. Dude could stomp a kitten at a PETA rally and get a standing ovation for protecting all the other kitties from the one with distemper.
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