Didn't see that comin'

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:27 pm

How about pimping them out via email? I've heard Barney's dabbled in the business in the past.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:29 pm

smackaholic wrote: I've heard Barney's dabbled in the business in the past.

I've heard you're a stupid Racist fuckchip with the IQ of a small bat.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:31 pm

mvscal wrote: I'm reeling.

No you are not, because you are a sociopathic racist fuckhole without an oz of self-reflection or empathy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:48 pm

trev wrote:

How long til Mikey hits on a younger, hotter guy? It's only a matter of time.

I realize that it's the only weapon you have, trev, but homosmack really doesn't become you.

Well, maybe it does.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:50 pm

trev wrote:
smackaholic wrote:mikey's been happily married for 22 years.....
So has my dogs vet. That doesn't explain his higher voice and female mannerisms.

So, what explains your 300 lb of extra weight and habitual morning martini breaks?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:04 pm

The closest I ever come to a martini is kettle one with a splash of soda and a twist of lime. And you greatly exaggerate my obesity. Even with the dreaded winter layoff, you are off by a factor of ten, well, that's not quite right either. A mere tenth of your slanderous claim would get me down to merely slightly chunky. I'd have to double that though if I want to get into congressional boytoy territory.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:21 pm

Mikey wrote:
trev wrote:

How long til Mikey hits on a younger, hotter guy? It's only a matter of time.
I realize that it's the only weapon you have, trev, but homosmack really doesn't become you.

Well, maybe it does.

I've never had to bring on the homosmack until you. If it bothers you MAN UP and stop lisping out libtard drool and flouncing around here posting gossip and start adopting a more male persona. Were you an altar boy? Maybe I should be more empathetic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:30 pm

I call for a mikey/trev cage match. Standard MMA rules. zyclone can referee/promote it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:36 pm

smackaholic wrote:The closest I ever come to a martini is kettle one with a splash of soda and a twist of lime. And you greatly exaggerate my obesity. Even with the dreaded winter layoff, you are off by a factor of ten, well, that's not quite right either. A mere tenth of your slanderous claim would get me down to merely slightly chunky. I'd have to double that though if I want to get into congressional boytoy territory.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:38 pm

smackaholic wrote:I call for a mikey/trev cage match. Standard MMA rules. zyclone can referee/promote it.

Sorry, I value my health. I wouldn't want to catch any of the numerous infections she might be carrying. Besides at 450 lb and stinking of vodka she'd prolly put me on the mat before I had a chance to loosen up my RJ-like delts.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:42 pm

One fart out of Mikey's super enlarged meathole and I'd be toast. Plus I only like to wrestle men I'm attracted to.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:44 pm

Hello mv....

I knew you'd be right along.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:46 pm

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I call for a mikey/trev cage match. Standard MMA rules. zyclone can referee/promote it.
Sorry, I value my health. I wouldn't want to catch any of the numerous infections she might be carrying. Besides at 450 lb and stinking of vodka she'd prolly put me on the mat before I had a chance to loosen up my RJ-like delts.

Speed wins over obesity anyday of the week. You just need to work on your footwork and jab. And demand the largest sized cage they got.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:49 pm

uhh ohh, mike. Looks like her man is here to defend her honor.

Start talking food like you're in the cooking forum. That seems to make him nicer.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:The closest I ever come to a martini is kettle one with a splash of soda and a twist of lime. And you greatly exaggerate my obesity. Even with the dreaded winter layoff, you are off by a factor of ten, well, that's not quite right either. A mere tenth of your slanderous claim would get me down to merely slightly chunky. I'd have to double that though if I want to get into congressional boytoy territory.

Dude, he was talking to trev. She' the fat dyke-lookin' vodkaholic. Reread his post and who he quoted.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:00 pm

trev wrote:...men I'm attracted to.

~shudder~

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:03 pm

is there a pic of trev?

what is all the hubbub about this whore?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:05 pm

titlover wrote:is there a pic of trev?

Best I could find on short notice.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:07 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
titlover wrote:is there a pic of trev?
Best I could find on short notice.

i have a feeling your joking.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:26 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The closest I ever come to a martini is kettle one with a splash of soda and a twist of lime. And you greatly exaggerate my obesity. Even with the dreaded winter layoff, you are off by a factor of ten, well, that's not quite right either. A mere tenth of your slanderous claim would get me down to merely slightly chunky. I'd have to double that though if I want to get into congressional boytoy territory.
Dude, he was talking to trev. She' the fat dyke-lookin' vodkaholic. Reread his post and who he quoted.

hey, all I know was I was in that quote somewhere. And I'm feeling feisty today. Looking for a fight anywhere I can find one.

You want some?

:)

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:30 pm

Sure, bring it. I got one hour to kill before happy hour and then a week of golf in Florida.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:59 pm

trev wrote:One fart out of Mikey's super enlarged meathole and I'd be toast.

I almost can't believe those words just came from trev's keyboard. How many years has she been here, and that has to be the most graphic thing she's ever posted.

I'm...stunned! I'm also amused, and generally very pleased at this turn of events.

Our trev wrote that?? Really?

Nice.

No offense to you Mikey, but thanks for drawing this out of her. Very cool, to see trev let her hair down like that. Never knew she had it in her...

Plus I only like to wrestle men I'm attracted to.

And again...

Oh, and for the record, I haven't the faintest idea as to what trev looks like. For some reason I think I may have her confused in my mind's eye with some girl who used to post here, this reasonably good looking fan of...was it the Phillies? She'd posted a pic of herself at a baseball game, and she was in these tight slacks and a belly shirt, and she was with some other people.

I'm sure someone here will remember that pic, and that girl. Anyway, that wasn't trev, was it?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:04 pm

Van wrote:She'd posted a pic of herself at a baseball game, and she was in these tight slacks and a belly shirt, and she was with some other people.

I remember a chick named Goddess that kinda fit that description. She was in a pic with a black dude. Arch or Vic? Was not trev.

ACtually, the only thing I remember that I thought was trev she had coke bottle glasses so that's why i posted that abortion above. Definitely looked dyke-ey. Then again, it may have been someone else.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:06 pm

That's it. Goddess. I'd forgotten about the black dude in the pic, who had his hand on her stomach, IIRC.

Indy, you never fail to come through.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:08 pm

Funny how one can remember such minute shit from these boards, and I could not tell you what I had for lunch 4 days ago right off the top of my head.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:09 pm

Van wrote:
No offense to you Mikey, but thanks for drawing this out of her.

I have a way of bringing out the best in women.

In this case I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:33 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Sure, bring it. I got one hour to kill before happy hour and then a week of golf in Florida.

You're soooo lucky, indy. I would have unleashed the fukking fury. Really. But, I got all self conscious about mikey's hurtful comments about my size , so I went for a quick 10 mile bike ride.

Now I'm too tired.

Maybe tomorrow.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:38 pm

mvscal wrote:I have plenty of empathy. Just none to spare for the dregs of society.

When talking about you and the "dregs of society" the proper term would be sympathy.

Something else you do not have in your self-loathing makeup.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:58 pm

mvscal wrote:Oh no, I have plenty of sympathy. It is reserved for my fellow taxpayers who are saddled with the financial burden of supporting the unproductive, useless dregs of society.

You're not getting this Empathy vs. Sympathy thing very well are you?

You ARE the 'unproductive, useless dregs of society."

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:03 pm

Van wrote: I almost can't believe those words just came from trev's keyboard. How many years has she been here, and that has to be the most graphic thing she's ever posted.

You weren't checking the NFL forum several years ago when orc had trev pretty worked up, and vice versa.

I don't know what trev looks like either but as far as I'm concerned it doesn't matter. She's one of the boys when it comes to sports talk. More of her and less of shitstains like guntslinger and TVO would be a good thing.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:05 pm

War Wagon wrote: More of her and less of shitstains like ... TVO would be a good thing.

Truth hurts eh bitch?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:08 pm

War Wagon wrote: More of her and less of shitstains like guntslinger and TVO would be a good thing.

Pretty damn near anything in the known universe universe falls into that category wags.

Talk about damning with faint praise. sheeeesh.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:15 pm

Bring it cumbubbler.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:20 pm

Bring what?

A list of things we'd rather have more of that you and fubu?

Where do I start.

Pneumatic bodied strippers
Rush youtube video clips
puppies
Steve Vai homoerotic smack

I got more if you want'em.

I gotta go make dinner now. Can everyone in here please give us a list of things we need more of than TiVO and fubu.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:29 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Bring it cumbubbler.

Ya' know, when a self admitted gay person tries to run homosmack, it really loses its oomph.

Is this like some experimental form of IKYABWAI?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:30 pm

smackaholic wrote:A list of things {I'd like.}

1) A brain...

... for starters.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:33 pm

War Wagon wrote:Ya' know, when a self admitted gay person tries to run homosmack, it really loses its oomph.

Projection much you ass2mouth queen?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:41 pm

What, you're going back in the closet?

Not that I ever had much use for you in the first place, but I did respect the fact you honestly and publically outted yourself as being gay. That took guts.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:46 pm

Not very often one can post the same thing twice in a row.

War Wagon wrote:What, you're going back in the closet?

Projection much you ass2mouth queen?

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:18 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Not very often one can post the same thing twice in a row.
War Wagon wrote:What, you're going back in the closet?
Projection much you ass2mouth queen?

you got some spit there in the corners of your mouth. might want to take care of that.