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You might want to call the waster water treatment plant and gives them a heads up---just a courtesy you know !
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Eat 6 buffalo wings a can of sauerkraut and chase it with 8 oz glass of prune juice to expedite the inevitable. Might as well have some more substance and a little propellant.
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I doubt I'll ever eat a burrito or saurkraut again.

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RACK the Fajita Ranchero burrito

Since when can you get a Corona at Qdoba?
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I know what you're going through. I cannot, and never could, drink beer before/after eating Mexican food. I get so bloated and feel uncomfortable for hours until I get those "deflator" farts that gradually ease the pain away.
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If you don't have any prune juice around, try going Lindsay Lohan on your ass with an index finger. That should purge it.
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88 wrote:I'm forecasting that a Category 4 hurri-shit will make bowl-fall at 9:15 a.m. tomorrow morning.
I hope for your sake that you own a Ferguson.

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88 wrote: I'm forecasting that a Category 4 hurri-shit will make bowl-fall at 9:15 a.m. tomorrow morning.
I believe the proper terminology is

"dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool"
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Now we have to know if you did your thing on your own home court or away at work in the executive sky box ??
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They opened a Qdoba nearby a few months ago. A pretentious Taco Bell, nothing more.
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made bowlfall
Now that's funny - even if Luth disagrees.
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Goober McTuber wrote:They opened a Qdoba nearby a few months ago. A pretentious Taco Bell, nothing more.

Not so. Qdoba is a decent burrito, because they actually prepare the food there with fresh ingredients. Taco Hell is another story altogether.
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PSUFAN wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:They opened a Qdoba nearby a few months ago. A pretentious Taco Bell, nothing more.

Not so. Qdoba is a decent burrito, because they actually prepare the food there with fresh ingredients. Taco Hell is another story altogether.
Sorry, but the ones I've had (two of them), the shell was absolutely pasty and had way too much rice filler. Absolute shit.
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This thread is funny.

It has only three things in common...

(1)Unhealthy people, (2)very fat people, (3)and people that live in shitholes
and find pleasure in foods as opposed to physical activities.


Life.... has much more to offer... than eating processed foods.

You really are a "product" of your own environment.



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Goober McTuber wrote:They opened a Qdoba nearby a few months ago. A pretentious Taco Bell, nothing more.
You'd think by living in a culinary wasteland you'd be able to appeciate how Qdoba is to Taco Bell like Morton's is to Madison Golden Corrall, but color none of us surprised.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:They opened a Qdoba nearby a few months ago. A pretentious Taco Bell, nothing more.
You'd think by living in a culinary wasteland you'd be able to appeciate how Qdoba is to Taco Bell like Morton's is to Madison Golden Corrall, but color none of us surprised.
When it comes to eating shit, I'll bow to your superior knowledge. Apparently you believe Qdoba is some kind of fine dining. All of the above are chains, Screwball. When I want to go out for dinner, I'll stick to local establishments. Morton's is fine but it's over-priced. Smokey's is consistently rated one of the top steakhouses in the Midwest and will cost a bit less. Plenty of local Mexican food joints so I can avoid either of the previously mentioned shitholes. And just an FYI, Madison doesn't have a Golden Corral.

.m2, I'm sure your idea of "processed food" is a dick that's been circumcised.
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Goober McTuber wrote:.m2, I'm sure your idea of "processed food" is a dick that's been circumcised.
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.m2 wrote:This thread is funny.

It has only three things in common...

(1)Unhealthy people, (2)very fat people, (3)and people that live in shitholes
and find pleasure in foods as opposed to physical activities.


Life.... has much more to offer... than eating processed foods.

You really are a "product" of your own environment.

Seriously.
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Man you are a tool.

A) You have no idea how healthy or unhelathy most of us are.
B) You have no idea what most of us weigh
C) Call my home a shithole all you like, but I will take it over yours anyday. Plus, hundereds of thousands of your neighbors are moving here, while mine are not moving there.


That being said, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

You and I both compete in a triathlon in our respective areas. We find ones that are of the same distance and we register under names agreed to by the board so that when the results are up on the web post race everyone can view them. If I beat you I get some wind chimes for the back yard. You win and I will get you some Cal football tickets.

You are so confident that we are so unhealthy and fat this should be a walk in the park for you. No problem to take down a 6' 3", 245 lbs, bad knee unhealthy pilot from flyover country.

I suggest a sprint to olympic distance race.

???????
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Had dinner last night at a local family owned Mexican restaraunt that's been at the same location for 50 years. The place is pretty small, low ceilings, no frills.

But if you want authentic Mexican food at a reasonable price, it can't be beat. At least around here. The place is always packed. Loves me some chorizo enchiladas. The ensuing heartburn is worth it.
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I don't know, call me crazy and I hate to go all Dins up in this bitch, but why do I get the feeling that Missouri is not exactly where one would go to find authentic Mexican food.

They're probably just some particularly grubby Italians in some witness protection program, and the locals can't tell the difference.

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Van wrote:I don't know, call me crazy and I hate to go all Dins up in this bitch, but why do I get the feeling that Missouri is not exactly where one would go to find authentic Mexican food.

They're probably just some particularly grubby Italians in some witness protection program, and the locals can't tell the difference.

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For the most part you're correct, but sometimes one can find a gem where one isn't suspecting it. You wouldn't think you could find good mexican food just outside of Yosemite N.P. (no idea of where in relation to Mt. Tam), but I found a sit-down place that was pretty darn good.

But yeah, I wouldn't expect too many good messican places in MO.
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Van wrote:I don't know, call me crazy and I hate to go all Dins up in this bitch, but why do I get the feeling that Missouri is not exactly where one would go to find authentic Mexican food.
Perhaps I mis-spoke. Being as how I've never been to Mexico, I don't suppose I'd know what "authetic" Mexican food really tastes like. But I do know what I like, and this joint serves some really good grub.

KC does have a rather large Hispanic contingent, btw. Nothing like Cali of course, but more than enough.
They're probably just some particularly grubby Italians in some witness protection program, and the locals can't tell the difference.
Oh no, the dagos all have their own "authentic" restaraunts and wouldn't be caught dead serving beaner fare.
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WW wrote:beaner fare
I laughed. Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? Bwaaa...
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Goober McTuber wrote:When it comes to eating shit, I'll bow to your superior knowledge. Apparently you believe Qdoba is some kind of fine dining. All of the above are chains, Screwball. When I want to go out for dinner, I'll stick to local establishments. Morton's is fine but it's over-priced. Smokey's is consistently rated one of the top steakhouses in the Midwest and will cost a bit less. Plenty of local Mexican food joints so I can avoid either of the previously mentioned shitholes. And just an FYI, Madison doesn't have a Golden Corral.

.m2, I'm sure your idea of "processed food" is a dick that's been circumcised.
not every day I do this but....

Rack Goobs a tubesteak.

There are different levels of quality among chains, but, as tuber said, they are all pre-processed shit.

They do serve a purpose. If you are in the south and want a pizza and you are unsure which local pizza joint is good (99.7% aren't) go to the hut. It's not a good pie, but, it is better than a really cheap frozen supermarket one.

The same applies to countless other chains across the land. If you are connecticut or any other place with a long time large dago population and you still go to olive garden for italian, you are a fukking idiot. End of story.

Good local mom and pop owned restaurants actually make their recipes from real, fresh incredients. They do not just drop a free dried bag of shit that was made 900 miles away into a nuke for 5 minutes.

Oh, and double rack the m2 processed food definition. Just noticed that one. :lol:
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Left Seater wrote: A) You have no idea how healthy or unhelathy most of us are.
B) You have no idea what most of us weigh
C) Call my home a shithole all you like, but I will take it over yours anyday. Plus, hundereds of thousands of your neighbors are moving here, while mine are not moving there.


That being said, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

You and I both compete in a triathlon in our respective areas. We find ones that are of the same distance and we register under names agreed to by the board so that when the results are up on the web post race everyone can view them. If I beat you I get some wind chimes for the back yard. You win and I will get you some Cal football tickets.

You are so confident that we are so unhealthy and fat this should be a walk in the park for you. No problem to take down a 6' 3", 245 lbs, bad knee unhealthy pilot from flyover country.

I suggest a sprint to olympic distance race.

???????
sorry dude. I don't run since that knee injury while I was playing football at cal.

I do ride a bike, however.

I'll be entering the tour de france this summer. Names Lance Armstrong. So, you go ahead and enter some pathetic race this summer. Any distance is fine.

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Left Seater wrote:
Man you are a tool.

A) You have no idea how healthy or unhelathy most of us are.
B) You have no idea what most of us weigh
Yes I do... I've seen your picture.

Left Seater wrote:C) Call my home a shithole all you like, but I will take it over yours anyday. Plus, hundereds of thousands of your neighbors are moving here, while mine are not moving there.

Hmmmm.... that's why I moved from Houston after living there for 15 years... and moved to San Francisco.


You may need to get a more affluent group of friends... my friend.

Left Seater wrote:That being said, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

You and I both compete in a triathlon in our respective areas.

I've seen a picture of you recently and may I say.... you won't be doing any triathlon's in the near future.







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So, that's your reply to lefty?

He makes a challenge to you, so that for once, you might possibly be able to back up your blather and you just stay with the tired "you're fat and old" routine.

Nice side step bitch.

Looks like we can add left to the long list of posters that have officially buttfukked you in the mouf.
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So then lets go .m2blueblood!

You think I can't do it, so this will be a walk in the park for you.


For some reason though it looks like you need more incentive. I win, windchimes. You win and I get you two season tickets to Cal football games. Once agreed to and the dates, if someone doesn't compete in said event they get the lifetime ban from the board.

What's the problem? All talk and no action? Scared a 6' 3" out of shape pilot/media type will expose you for what you really are?


As for moving from Houston to Cali. You must be the one person who did. We also thank you for it. Both areas are smarter because of it. (Note: almost said states instead of areas, but can't put that on guys like LAX, Van, Greg, etc.)
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We need a certain someone to step up and accept the challenge.

FYI,

I just found two races both in Oct of about the same distance. Both offer online results and split times which will be important because of the slight differences in distance.
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You're fat and old.

You live in a shithole.

Did I mention you're fat.

'bode me

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Lefty wrote:As for moving from Houston to Cali. You (m2) must be the one person who did. We also thank you for it. Both areas are smarter because of it.
I do not think that means what you think that means...

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mtool,

You lived in houston for 15 fukking years, but left because it is a shithole?

Why would you throw away 15 years in a place you don't like?
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Van,

I must not have gotten your post. My statement is exactly what I meant.
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Lefty, you complimented m2 by saying he's smarter than the rest of the Bay Area types. The Bay Area is home to Stanford, Cal, the brainpower of San Jose and the Silicon Valley. It's not exactly known for being a backwoods jerkwater rife with dumbasses.

I can see where you're ripping m2 by saying Houston became smarter by his absence but I'm surprised you're willing to give the guy a compliment by saying the Bay Area (or anywhere) becomes smarter by his presence.
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Van,

I got it from the beginning. Go back and read my note in the original post. .mblue is in exactly the area he belongs.


Clearly though he is afraid of putting any action behind his words.

The truth is scared.
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