This has to make Florida feel good.

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lmao..did you see one of the comments?

"congress is for whites" bwwaaaaa


i'd like to gradulate the gators too. GRADULATIONS!
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Sandbags.....I need sandbags.


What a waste. And do we really wonder why things don't "change" with people like this?
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Irving Meyers and Tim Tivo.

i'd like to see someone diagram some of those sentences.
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we are all dumber for having seen that.

Where's ol' T-Rex when you need him. She did say "her school", but does that mean she graduated? Wouldn't want a UF degree on my wall if she can get one.
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What I really want to know is how did that painfully stupid waste of senile grandmother cunt ever get elected to be anything other than alternate jizz mopper down at the local Piss & Jerk?

Just imagine her campaign speeches, and what an incredibly tough opponent she'd be in a live debate. Imagine her stirring oratory on the floor of the Florida legislature.

Imagine her pulling...a filibuster.

It'd make Heaven's Gate look like a chick flick...
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Van wrote:What I really want to know is how did that painfully stupid waste of senile grandmother cunt ever get elected to be anything other than alternate jizz mopper down at the local Piss & Jerk?
I'm gonna go wayyyyy out on a limb and guess that it had something to do with being black.
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SECBSH, your thoughts?
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smackaholic wrote:
Van wrote:What I really want to know is how did that painfully stupid waste of senile grandmother cunt ever get elected to be anything other than alternate jizz mopper down at the local Piss & Jerk?
I'm gonna go wayyyyy out on a limb and guess that it had something to do with being black.
Of course you would. What else could we expect from a vapid cockdouche of fuck dripping vapidity...

Btw, I don't obsess much over coming up with creative ways to compine body parts with bodily functions and the use of the word "vapid" when I set out to insult people. I really don't.

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That was a decent first effort.

Next time mix in a "you chug black cock" blast.

BTW, what exactly is vapid? Would you even dare using it in normal conversation. I think I'll give it a shot at work. Maybe run it by my boss.
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I don't know her district, but she is a congressperson. There are whole districts out there that are poor and uneducated.

Uneducated doesn't necessarily mean dumb, but even if it did, they get represented too. I have no problem with people making fun of her speech, but I also have no problem with her representing her district.

For all I know she might be a sharp cookie that has no grasp of the English language. Even if not, while I may have a problem if she were someone who set policy, I don't have a problem with her having a voice, small as it is, in setting policy.
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Blueblood wrote:I don't know her district, but she is a congressperson. There are whole districts out there that are poor and uneducated.
Great. Their congressional representatives shouldn't also be uneducated. Having someone that stupid representing them is one sure way to make sure they remain on the bottom of the food chain.
Uneducated doesn't necessarily mean dumb
True, but speaking the way she does sure is a very good indication that she's not very bright. She obviously doesn't read very well, which means she's (hopefully) at a severe learning disadvantage compared to other congressional representatives.
but even if it did, they get represented too.
Yes. Hopefully by smart people. That's supposed to be how it works.
I have no problem with people making fun of her speech, but I also have no problem with her representing her district.
You'd have a problem with her representing your district. That's the point. She's not fit to represent anybody.
For all I know she might be a sharp cookie that has no grasp of the English language.
That might be true, if she were foreign born. She's not. Born and raised in America? Having no grasp of the English language, even at her age, despite the fact that she's obviously forced to hang around smart, educated people?

With all that the odds are greatly in favor of her not being a sharp cookie. It's pretty clear she's a bona fide bonehead.
Even if not, while I may have a problem if she were someone who set policy, I don't have a problem with her having a voice, small as it is, in setting policy.
She's in Florida's congress. Her job is to set policy. The fact that you would have a problem if she set policy means you recognize her inability to effectively do so.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Blueblood wrote:
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m2 is the truth

There is nothing you can do or post to improve your status here. Nobody has any respect for you. Again - you're half a step below a lowly janitor. Know your place, know your importance.

without board tards, how would we know who the :bode: posters were??

you really gotta appreciate how much of a dipshit he is.
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smackaholic wrote:SECBSH, your thoughts?
As you all know, you can't win'em all in the SEC MEATGRINDER.

This bitch is what we call a "loss on the way to a championship".
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