President Teleprompter Thanks Himself

[Cuda]

You just couldn't make this shit up

Obama In St Patrick's Day Teleprompt Blunder
12:26pm UK, Wednesday March 18, 2009

A teleprompt blunder has led to Barack Obama thanking himself in a speech at the White House in a St Patrick's Day celebration.

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.
Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That's your speech."

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator but is becoming known in America as the "teleprompt president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

Earlier in the day, the president claimed an Irish ancestry, saying his mother's family could be traced back to Ireland.

He joked to Cowen: "We may be cousins. We haven't sorted that through yet."

Speaking in the Oval Office, he told the Irish premier:"Not all Americans are Irish but all Americans support those who stand on the side of peace and peace will prevail."

The fountains at the White House were dyed green for the day at the request of the First Lady and guests at the cocktail reception drank green sparkling wine from a Californian vineyard.

Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Paul Muldoon from Northern Ireland and Maggie McCarthy, a traditional Irish dancer and musician from Cork, and the vocal group Celtic Thunder all attended.

Mr Obama joked about the free-flowing bar and warned his guests not to wear lampshades on their heads in front of the cameras.

[LTS TRN 2]

Are you suggesting that the Chimp or Reagan ever attempted to speak without a teleprompter? Or that the Chimp could even read the damn thing properly?

[Cuda]

Sure, Reagan and W used teleprompters from time to time- just not for EVERY FUCKING THING.

If Onogga's teleprompter script told him to say "I drink vodka & dogshit martinis and boy are they tasty", he'd rattle it right off without a hitch and never suspect a thing until and unless somebody told him about it later.

[LTS TRN 2]

Sure, Reagan and W used teleprompters from time to time- just not for EVERY FUCKING THING.

If Onogga's teleprompter script told him to say "I drink vodka & dogshit martinis and boy are they tasty", he'd rattle it right off without a hitch and never suspect a thing until and unless somebody told him about it later.

Wrong. Reagan in particular was so dependent on the teleprompter--or Nancy whispering to him--he couldn't wipe the pee off of his shoes without it. And the Chimp....well, we really don't need to offer any examples, do we?

[Tom In VA]

LTS, what does any of that have to do with the hilarity of what was outlined in Cuda's post as having transpired ?

Is there a video clip or soundbite ?

Lighten up. One redeeming quality of Obama is that he seemed to laugh it off apparently, sounds like a good egg.

[Cuda]

. Reagan in particular was so dependent on the teleprompter--or Nancy whispering to him--he couldn't wipe the pee off of his shoes without it. And the Chimp....well, we really don't need to offer any examples, do we?

Cut the horseshit, Nicky. If Reagan had used a teleprompter for anything but major speeches, the left would have howled about it at the time, and would still be howling about it now.

As for W, it's likely the only times he didn't mangle what he was saying was when he was using a teleprompter.

Even if you had a valid point by whining that "Reagan did it too" (which you don't) that wouldn't make Onogga any less of a fucking buffoon.

[titlover]

Go fuck yourself, SAn Diego!

~ Ron Burgundy

[GOSD]

You just couldn't make this shit up

Obama In St Patrick's Day Teleprompt Blunder
12:26pm UK, Wednesday March 18, 2009

A teleprompt blunder has led to Barack Obama thanking himself in a speech at the White House in a St Patrick's Day celebration.

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.
Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That's your speech."

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator but is becoming known in America as the "teleprompt president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

Earlier in the day, the president claimed an Irish ancestry, saying his mother's family could be traced back to Ireland.

He joked to Cowen: "We may be cousins. We haven't sorted that through yet."

Speaking in the Oval Office, he told the Irish premier:"Not all Americans are Irish but all Americans support those who stand on the side of peace and peace will prevail."

The fountains at the White House were dyed green for the day at the request of the First Lady and guests at the cocktail reception drank green sparkling wine from a Californian vineyard.

Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Paul Muldoon from Northern Ireland and Maggie McCarthy, a traditional Irish dancer and musician from Cork, and the vocal group Celtic Thunder all attended.

Mr Obama joked about the free-flowing bar and warned his guests not to wear lampshades on their heads in front of the cameras.

He speaks everyday and if this is all you simple fucks can come up with, go back to old reruns of your favorite fuckup stumbling over the basics of the English language.

[GOSD]

. Reagan in particular was so dependent on the teleprompter--or Nancy whispering to him--he couldn't wipe the pee off of his shoes without it. And the Chimp....well, we really don't need to offer any examples, do we?

Cut the horseshit, Nicky. If Reagan had used a teleprompter for anything but major speeches, the left would have howled about it at the time, and would still be howling about it now.

The left wouldn't howl about stupid fucking shit like this. Just dumbshit backwood hillbillies such as your stupid ass.

[barack is GOD]

What a fucking fool. He's almost as stupid as the idiots who voted for him.

We all know that you voted for Barack! We understand that you are just trying to act cool!

You do not need to act cool!

Be Proud that you have knelt before God!

[.m2]

Yes. Onogger is a mental cripple. Which, of course, is what you get with affirmative action. In a honest world, he would be doing the weather at the local station in Pig's Knuckle, Mississippi.

You're so fucking stupid... it's unbelievable.


Pssst.... He's the "President of the United States of America" with an Ivy league degree. (Without "daddy's" help)

You're a "beaner" with 20,000 posts on a shit message board.... and you gather ALL of your information from "Google".



Game over.











m2 is the truth

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

Pssst.... He's the "President of the United States of America" with an Ivy league degree. (Without "daddy's" help)

His daddy didn't help him because his daddy was a typical deadbeat negro that was too busy impregnating half of Africa. Besides, who needs daddy's help when you can benefit from unbelievebly low affirmative action standards. As a negro, all he needed to get into an Ivy league school was a pulse.

[GOSD]

Yes. Onogger is a mental cripple. Which, of course, is what you get with affirmative action. In a honest world, he would be doing the weather at the local station in Pig's Knuckle, Mississippi.

You're so fucking stupid... it's unbelievable.


Pssst.... He's the "President of the United States of America" with an Ivy league degree. (Without "daddy's" help)

You're a "beaner" with 20,000 posts on a shit message board.... and you gather ALL of your information from "Google".



Game over.











m2 is the truth

You also forgot: "With over 20,000 black cocks in your mouth"

Otherwise you nailed it on this pathetic fuck who can't go outdoors as he lives in fear of getting his ass kicked in real life.

[GOSD]

Pssst.... He's the "President of the United States of America" with an Ivy league degree. (Without "daddy's" help)

His daddy didn't help him because his daddy was a typical deadbeat negro that was too busy impregnating half of Africa. Besides, who needs daddy's help when you can benefit from unbelievebly low affirmative action standards. As a negro, all he needed to get into an Ivy league school was a pulse.

You've done so much with yourself. Your dad would be happy his little accident accomplished so much.

[GOSD]

Yes. Onogger is a mental cripple. Which, of course, is what you get with affirmative action. In a honest world, he would be doing the weather at the local station in Pig's Knuckle, Mississippi.

Except he's president and you are sucking off the members of his race.

[.m2]

Pssst.... He's the "President of the United States of America" with an Ivy league degree. (Without "daddy's" help)

His daddy didn't help him because his daddy was a typical deadbeat negro that was too busy impregnating half of Africa. Besides, who needs daddy's help when you can benefit from unbelievebly low affirmative action standards. As a negro, all he needed to get into an Ivy league school was a pulse.

The only thing as dumb as a "beaner" in socal... is a "French Canadian" posting as a Wisconsin troll.


Tedium at it's finest.

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

The only thing as dumb as a "beaner" in socal... is a "French Canadian" posting as a Wisconsin troll.

Never been to Canada and don't have an ounce of French in my blood.

Try again, you vapid spooge of kunt juice!

[GOSD]

The only thing as dumb as a "beaner" in socal... is a "French Canadian" posting as a Wisconsin troll.

Never been to Canada and don't have an ounce of French in my blood.

Try again, you vapid spooge of kunt juice!

You don't think we know you've never been out of your basement or even over 5 square miles from your home?

[.m2]

The only thing as dumb as a "beaner" in socal... is a "French Canadian" posting as a Wisconsin troll.

Never been to Canada and don't have an ounce of French in my blood.

Try again, you vapid spooge of kunt juice!

Then you can tell me if its "Harbor" or is it "Harbour" ?


Fuckin' shit trolls.







the truth

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

Then you can tell me if its "Harbor" or is it "Harbour" ?

I spelled it "harbour" to fukkk with Special Agent Fu, you vapid scrambled egghead of naivity!

[.m2]

Then you can tell me if its "Harbor" or is it "Harbour" ?

I spelled it "harbour" to fukkk with Special Agent Fu, you vapid scrambled egghead of naivity!

Yeah, two retards fucking with each other on an intellectual premise.

That's believable .


Nothing can make me laugh like a retard.



thanks.








the truth

[Terry in Crapchester]

Yes. Onogger is a mental cripple. Which, of course, is what you get with affirmative action. In a honest world, he would be doing the weather at the local station in Pig's Knuckle, Mississippi.

Smirky McFlightsuit is a beneficiary of affirmative action as well, albeit of a different kind. He's the beneficiary of the kind of affirmative action that has the wealthy helping their own, even the ones who fell out of the inbred family tree and hit their heads on a few branches on the way down.

In an honest world, he would've flunked out of community college after a semester, and today, with some hard work and a lot of luck, he might be a department manager at his local Wal-Mart.

[smackaholic]

Smirky McFlightsuit is a beneficiary of affirmative action as well, albeit of a different kind. He's the beneficiary of the kind of affirmative action that has the wealthy helping their own, even the ones who fell out of the inbred family tree and hit their heads on a few branches on the way down.

In an honest world, he would've flunked out of community college after a semester, and today, with some hard work and a lot of luck, he might be a department manager at his local Wal-Mart.

So, gubmint sanctioned AA such as the type that put barry in office is OK then? It's just the private sector old white boy type that is evil?

I won't argue that the shrub rose to his station because of proper parent picking, but, he's not nearly as dumb as you claim. He was entrusted with flying jet fighters. You should know that stupid people wouldn't be given this opportunity, no matter their pedigree.

I'd say had the shrub been adopted out at birth, he'd probably still be a college grad and probably in sales as he is personable.

Barry? He'd be a lawyer somewhere, but not a trial one as I am fairly certain that teleprompters aren't allowed in court. He'd probably end up a professor.

[Dan Vogel]

You can look on youtube and find a whole arsenal of bloopers. When people are in the public eye or working in tv or radio these things happen very often. So it happened to the president. He didn't hit the button and launch a nuclear bomb into Russia. He just made silly blunder. Let's get over this.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

[smackaholic]

dan,

when's mvscal gonna stop by and "hit the button" next?

[Tom In VA]

In an honest world, he would've flunked out of community college after a semester, and today, with some hard work and a lot of luck, he might be a department manager at his local Wal-Mart.

So. It's an honest living. Probably, more honest than any lawyer or politician. Elitist snob. This is why nobody with any intelligence buys your "All for the little guy and common man" bullshit. In truth, you despise the working class.

[BSmack]

In an honest world, he would've flunked out of community college after a semester, and today, with some hard work and a lot of luck, he might be a department manager at his local Wal-Mart.

So. It's an honest living. Probably, more honest than any lawyer or politician. Elitist snob. This is why nobody with any intelligence buys your "All for the little guy and common man" bullshit. In truth, you despise the working class.

What's wrong with achievement based elitism? We do it all the time. For instance, the Steelers are elite, the Redskins are not. This cannot be disputed, at least until next season. What a man does by dint of his own abilities, hard work and knowledge is what makes him elite. What Bush did was by accident of birth. Or, as Ann Richards once said, "He was born of 3rd base and thought he had hit a triple."

[Tom In VA]

What's wrong with achievement based elitism? We do it all the time. For instance, the Steelers are elite, the Redskins are not. This cannot be disputed, at least until next season. What a man does by dint of his own abilities, hard work and knowledge is what makes him elite. What Bush did was by accident of birth. Or, as Ann Richards once said, "He was born of 3rd base and thought he had hit a triple."

I'm not defending Bush's family ties. I take umbrage that a slimy lawyer fuck would compare Obama and Bush to an honest hard working manager of a department at Wal-Mart.

My trash removal service's employees do more for me than Bush or Obama or any Ivy League "ivory tower living" sophist.

I respect them more.

[Cuda]

What's wrong with achievement based elitism?

Onigger isn't qualified run a 7/11 let alone the United States.

He's not even qualified to rob a 7-11, being scared of guns and all

[LTS TRN 2]

. Reagan in particular was so dependent on the teleprompter--or Nancy whispering to him--he couldn't wipe the pee off of his shoes without it. And the Chimp....well, we really don't need to offer any examples, do we?

Cut the horseshit, Nicky. If Reagan had used a teleprompter for anything but major speeches, the left would have howled about it at the time, and would still be howling about it now.

As for W, it's likely the only times he didn't mangle what he was saying was when he was using a teleprompter.

Even if you had a valid point by whining that "Reagan did it too" (which you don't) that wouldn't make Onogga any less of a fucking buffoon.

No one's whining, ass clown, just pointing out the obvious: Reagan was senile when he came into office. By the time he left (being grilled by a prosecutor, you'll recall) he wasn't lying when he claimed he couldn't remember anything. And beyond tedious anecdotes from his Hollywood days, the Gipper never issued an unscripted utterance as president. And as for the fucking Chimp, Obama, despite his slightly overly managed speeches, easily makes him look like the arrogant, moronic, and devious little prick he is. Hey, you're a prick too!

[Terry in Crapchester]

What's wrong with achievement based elitism? We do it all the time. For instance, the Steelers are elite, the Redskins are not. This cannot be disputed, at least until next season. What a man does by dint of his own abilities, hard work and knowledge is what makes him elite. What Bush did was by accident of birth. Or, as Ann Richards once said, "He was born of 3rd base and thought he had hit a triple."

I'm not defending Bush's family ties. I take umbrage that a slimy lawyer fuck would compare Obama and Bush to an honest hard working manager of a department at Wal-Mart.

Nowhere did I impugn the integrity of a Wal-Mart department manager. My comparison of Bush with a Wal-Mart department manager was merely to point out that in a purely merit-based society, that's about as far as Bush's abilities would take him. If anything, I gave Bush the benefit of the doubt in that regard.

Btw, I'm somewhat surprised that you, of all people, are on an anti-Bush kick these days. Better late than never, I suppose.

[BSmack]

I'm not defending Bush's family ties. I take umbrage that a slimy lawyer fuck would compare Obama and Bush to an honest hard working manager of a department at Wal-Mart.

Slimy? Now I saw John Stewart last night and lemme tell you that if Terry does turn out to be one of those killer Burmese Pythons, I will personally drop a cap in his ass while he is brumating.

Oh, and Wal Mart managers are no more or less honest than anyone else on this earth.

My trash removal service's employees do more for me than Bush or Obama or any Ivy League "ivory tower living" sophist. I respect them more.

Yet you pay them less. I'll do without your "respect".

[Tom In VA]

If anything, I gave Bush the benefit of the doubt in that regard.

Btw, I'm somewhat surprised that you, of all people, are on an anti-Bush kick these days. Better late than never, I suppose.

Well aren't you special. The University system needs you. You obviously know more than Yale, Harvard, etc.. maybe you should write the future requirements for schools to be accredited.

"Anti-Bush" ? I defended Bush's decisions as they related to foreign policy. I do not believe "Bush Lied, People Died" - in fact I think that's a filthy, reprehensible, disgusting fucking notion and people holding it are sick in their head. Prior to 9-11, I was not a Bush fan. I was glad he won instead of Gore - that's about it. After 9-11 I gave him the benefit of the doubt that his decisions were being made in the best interests of the country - again, as they related to Iraq and Afghanistan, and fighting terrorists. I am glad we had Bush from 2004-2008 instead of Kerry, that's about it. I think he fell way short on the border, I think the two border patrol officers should have received a full pardon, I think Scooter Libby should have received a full pardon.

Finally, his actions just prior to leaving in regards to TARP - lend creedence, in my opinion, to Bush being part of this "Ivy League" fraternity of New World Order freaks who seek to further socialize the U.S. and erode U.S. Sovereignty.

As for Obama, I don't share in the notion that he's an "Affirmative Action" benefactor. I believe he earned his credentials. I respect that. I respect his self discipline. I respect his mind. I respect his charisma.
Just because I respect and admire SOME of his qualities doesn't mean I can't think that he is nothing more than a power hungry, ambitious, narcissist. If you think this cat is out for anything more than "His Book, His Movie, His Story", you're nuts. I am concerned, just as much concerned, about where he is leading this country. I trust him a little less than I trusted Bush, which is scary.

[Tom In VA]

Yet you pay them less. I'll do without your "respect".

I pay my bill every month. So do you, B, voluntarily pay MORE than your bill every month ?

Somehow I doubt it, but your standard litany of excuses is always a fun read.

[BSmack]

Yet you pay them less. I'll do without your "respect".

I pay my bill every month. So do you, B, voluntarily pay MORE than your bill every month ?

I do with my mortgage. Because I "respect" the good folks at Countrywide. The guys who pick up my garbage I gladly give my tax money too. Although our town could easily make do with half the DPW crew we now have. But hey, what do you expect from "small government" Republicans? Certainly not smaller government.

[Tom In VA]

Dude. Really How's this. I respect your average HR worker more than I respect any politician.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Otherwise you nailed it on this pathetic fuck who can't go outdoors as he lives in fear of getting his ass kicked in real life.

I for one am fearful of the piece of paper stuck underneath my windshield everytime I leave a mall. I am afraid to find out... is it just another loser hawking his wares, or is a nasty note from the neighborhood "bully" who also threatens my life in the form of prank calls and Clint Eastwood like squints. Ease up Icy Haught Fronta, we all can't be bad asses like you

[Tom In VA]

R-Jack,

I think that was the point he was trying to make. Somehow I can't hold Fred Sanford and Son in higher regard than a Joe Biden, solely because I don't shower the Sanford's with every penny I earn.

Maybe if ole' Joe would allow me to be less Patriotic, I could afford to pay my utility bill more than what I owe. It makes sense, if you think about it, with BSmack's brain.

[Cuda]

ucant goes yard.

[BSmack]

I do with my mortgage. Because I "respect" the good folks at Countrywide.

..........this response could be any more full of shit.

It was given in the spirit it was taken. Now run along and ask Tom if he's built any memorials to garbage men killed in the line of duty.