Revenge of the cockblocker

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:56 pm

When last this topic was discussed, our young apprentice cockblocker was new to the game. hell, he didn't even know he was a player. He was about as skilled at CBing as TiVO is at smack.

Well, things have changed.

Over the years he's clumsily stumbled into our room at in opportune times, but, we would always here him coming so it was pretty much "move on kid, nothing to see here".

Well, the little fukk has added stealth to his repetoire (sp).

This morning I've got the OL in pretty much the same position she was when she brought the little bastard into the world. Blankets off, an ankle in each hand, when ...all of a sudden .....

.....COCKBLOCKER AT 9 OCLOCK!!!!!

Before I can even drop the OL's ankles he is standing there .....staring...at...uhhh....shit....I think his mom's tits.

I was speechless. The mrs said something like Arrrgghhhrrichhhh...!!!!!!

I rolled off and we fumbled for the blankets.

He said "uhhh, I'm gonna go down stairs"

Yeah, good idea.

'bode cockblocker.

Hopefully I will have sex again before christmas.

Fuck me.

Spaghetti Jimmy · Post by **Spaghetti Jimmy** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:22 pm

Yea! Spaghetti Jimmy wins!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:46 pm

Cock block will be 11 in june. That's pretty much prime age for parental cock blocking.

88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:09 pm

So don't be surprised when he gets caught fucking the 10 year old neighbor girl.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:12 pm

It took about 8 years for him to get over on me. I figure it will be about another 8 years before I return the favor.

And no, I don't mean I'll catch him fukking his mom when he's 18.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:39 pm

Cock blocker.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:51 pm

Well, CB is sleeping over gramma's house tonight.

Good riddance!!!!

:twisted: :twisted:

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:02 am

Better hope he don't tell Gramma how you had mommy in the wheelbarrow position and kept pulling her hair.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:58 am

smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.

Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:58 am

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.
Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

I wouldn't call Mrs. Smackaholic that.

It's all part of the game. "Fuck it, dear. We don't need the lock."

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:22 pm

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.
Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?

mostly lazy, with a touch of stupid.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:00 pm

socal wrote:
Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote: 88, already have the CBL installed. Just gotta start using the damn thing.
Are you fucking stupid or just lazy?
I wouldn't call Mrs. Smackaholic that.

It's all part of the game. "Fuck it, dear. We don't need the lock."

LOL. Living life at the edge and stuff.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:30 pm

After this much time, I'll do anything to keep it exciting.

Married 18 years tomorrow.

T1B

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