It's my birfday, bitches. 46 years young
Anniversary too. 18 years there.
So, time to head upstairs, deploy the CBL and see if I can get me a birfday BJ.
Later.
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smackaholic
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Smooth move, marrying her on your B-Day. That way you never forget your anniversary.
I did kinda the same thing. I married mine on New Year's Day. So, any time I see some teenage black or Asian chick doing that stiff, side to side hand wavy thing from atop a flower covered parade float it's like a tickler file popping up, warning me that it's time to say something nice to wifey.
I did kinda the same thing. I married mine on New Year's Day. So, any time I see some teenage black or Asian chick doing that stiff, side to side hand wavy thing from atop a flower covered parade float it's like a tickler file popping up, warning me that it's time to say something nice to wifey.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Donkey Punch or GTFO.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Happy Birthday, Anniversary, and rack you for having the foresight to combine the two.
I'm in a giddy mood cuz I had a long day at work and now she's in the shower freshening up the clam to make it all better. Rack me for acting more frazzled on a Monday than I really was!
I'm in a giddy mood cuz I had a long day at work and now she's in the shower freshening up the clam to make it all better. Rack me for acting more frazzled on a Monday than I really was!
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Screw_Michigan
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Suckaholic must get laid as often as 
and :paul: as he feels the necessity to inform the board of every possible chance he has to lay some wood.
Have at it, slugger.
and :paul: as he feels the necessity to inform the board of every possible chance he has to lay some wood.Have at it, slugger.
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Terry in Crapchester
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The wife is 46 today. A day younger than Smackaholic, as it turns out.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
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Today isn't my birthday or my anniversary, or my wife's birthday or anniversary.
I did get up in the morning and come to work, though.
I did get up in the morning and come to work, though.
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Terry in Crapchester
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My anniversary is June 20. Always within a week of Father's Day (so I have incentive to remember) and a day before my daughter's birthday.Sudden Sam wrote:Congrats, Smack.
And HB to Terry's lady.
I married one of my wives on April Fool's Day, in the vain hope that I could have it annulled whenever I wanted.
"It was a joke, your honor!"
Whew. That one cost me a bunch.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
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Sam, our favorite Meatgrinder Mormon, wrote:I married one of my wives on April Fool's Day.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
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Happy Happies to all the happy celebrating folks.
April 1 wedding anniversary coming up for me and mine.
April 1 wedding anniversary coming up for me and mine.
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To you and yours, smackoholic. Rack the 46/18.
Wifey and I got married two days before Valentine's Day. Sucks in terms of flower prices and restaurant reservations.
Wifey and I got married two days before Valentine's Day. Sucks in terms of flower prices and restaurant reservations.
Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote:Yes, that just happened.Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
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War Wagon
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Congrats.smackaholic wrote:It's my birfday, bitches. 46 years young
Anniversary too. 18 years there.