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Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:11 pm

Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."

Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:17 pm

"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Christmas Island."

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:21 pm

Van wrote:"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Christmas Island."

I don't get it. :?

Isn't Christmas Island where all the defective toys from Santa's workshop are exiled???

Are you implying that Obongo is defective?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:25 pm

Thirty years after "Gorillas in the Mist" Jane Goodall is reacquinted with a couple of the Silverbacks she studied in the jungle.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:34 pm

Ah, shit. Brain fart.

Wrong holiday. Make that...

"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Easter Island."

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:38 pm

Van wrote:Ah, shit. Brain fart.

Wrong holiday. Make that...

"I'll see your ceremonial figurehead, and raise you with ours, a gift from Easter Island."

Actually, I like "Christmas Island" better.

Didn't Obongo give PM Brown a toy from the gift shop during his visit to Washington? Seems to me that a defective toy from Christmas Island for a gift would be right up Obongos alley.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:41 pm

Stanley, we fear you're simply not getting it.

Sin,

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:43 pm

Van wrote:Stanley, we fear you're simply not getting it.

Sin,

I get it....they are towing over the queen like the figures from Easter Island.

I still like your mistake better than your original intention. Christmas Island is much funnier than Easter Island.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:56 pm

No, you still don't get it.

Anyway, since you're looking to be amused, here's something that should keep you happy and laughing for a good couple hours...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:22 pm

.Van2blueblood wrote:No, you still don't get it.

Anyway, since you're looking to be amused, here's something that should keep you happy and laughing for a good couple hours...

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:47 pm

Van wrote:
No, you still don't get it.

If you have to explain the joke, it can't be too funny.

Perhaps you should just stick to being obsessed about directions.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:49 pm

Stanley, I pretty much guarantee you that you're the only person here who didn't immediately get the Michelle Obama-Easter Island comparison.

It was fucking brilliant!

<--------- :bode:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:27 pm

Stanley, stop posting garbage or I'll kink the garden hose you have jammed into your colon.

GOSD · Post by **GOSD** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:30 pm

1,3,4,2

Sincerely,
mvscal

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:52 pm

When did black people start Square Dancing?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:44 am

I wasn't aware the entier royal family were midgets. I mean, I know they have various afflictions due to countless generations of cousin fukking, but, didn't think midgetism was one of them.

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:00 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:

Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."

Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"

That's deserving of a RACK!!

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:45 am

Otis wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:

Queen: "Oh my dear, America must be in a bloody mess. They've elected the kitchen help as President."

Duke of Edinburgh: "Serves them bloody right for throwing our tea in the harbour!"

That's deserving of a RACK!!

Fukken A. RACK! :)

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:50 am

General Peters wrote:
Fukken A. RACK! :)

Always a pleasure, MY VERY VERY VERY Good friend! :D

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:57 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:

Blueblood English inbreeding for centuries= 5' 3" human parade float fodder with bad teeth and zero power to affect change in their own country much less anywhere else in the world, unless waving to the masses from a podium counts as "change"?

Check.

Black male and black female currently in charge of the most powerful nation in the world= Above average in height, well educated, wealthy black people with the power to affect change over pretty much anything they want to as well as having the ability to bend over and hug the short wrinkled powerless party hats the English call "royalty"?

Check.

Having a black man tell Stanley that the current commander in chief of his country is black and he can go hang himself?

PRICELESS

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:22 am

'Cept he's not black...

T1B

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