.m2blueblood vs Lefty Triathlon Challenge...

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:55 pm

As almost everyone knows by now I have challenged .m2blueblood to complete a triathlon.

Here are the specifics:

1) We both compete in a triathlon local to us.

2) We take board suggestions for names and register under one of them so everyone can see the results later on-line, while we protect our true identity.

3) Then we compare the times on-line and see who did better. I suggest using a chip timed event so that we know swim, bike, run splits as well as transition times.

4) The adjusted winner then gets something from the other. Cal football tickets for .m2blueblood and a large windchime for Lefty.

5) The board then chimes in with their takes about our efforts and how much faster, better they would have done the race.

With that said I am ready to sign up for my triathlon. Truth? Ready to sign up for yours or are you still going to hide behind the "I am saving your life" crap. This is your chance along with PSUfan's challenge to post a pic with a certain phrase to give yourself an ounce of credibility.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:57 pm

You out of hours this month Lefty ??

Seems like your scrambling for shit to do ??

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:01 pm

This thread title cracked me up. For some reason I'm highly amused by the way Lefty now refers to m2 as ".m2blueblood," like he's some sort of German small caliber homosexual.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:16 pm

Derron,

No, I wish. Not nearly as much charter flying lately. Not sure why, but maybe the new Pres will get it all figured out. I do have a sweet gig later this week and will fill you in via PM if you are interested.

Van,

It is just easier to refer to both of him at the same time. That way he can't claim that he didn't say something when changing names. Glad you get a kick out of it.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:21 am

Lefty, I don't want to be 5' 10" and 135lbs.

I enjoy being 200 lbs. and working out for an hour to one and a half hours a day after work depending on my schedule.... lifting weights.

I also like walking into a room and having all the eyes focused on me. It's rather obvious when you catch women checking you out. It's part of my game. A game I enjoy.

This shit doesn't happen when you work your body into skeleton shape.

Your spunk is noble....

...now if you want to fly out and go surfing or play a game of basketball at "the top of hill".

Count me in...

the truth

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:18 pm

5' 10" and 200 lbs. Yeah I bet all eyes are on you to see if you fit in the door.

Now the real truth comes out. I am in fact closer to an ideal weight than you are. Using published height to weight charts you need to drop 20% of your weight to get to your ideal weight. I on the other hand need to lose 18.75% of my weight to reach my ideal weight for someone who is 6' 3".

Further .m2blueblood, I don't think anyone who completes a tri at 5' 10" would weigh 135. Stop throwing out other challenges, one is already on the table. Complete this one and then we can talk, but I really don't want to fly out to Hoboken to surf.

Step up and sign up. Your Cal season tickets are on the line. Now granted you will have to pay for your own plane tickets out there to use them so start planning now to save your self some cash. There are plenty on options from the greater Hoboken area to the Bay Area.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:10 pm

There are plenty on options from the greater Hoboken area to the Bay Area.

Heh heh. I guess Chimin' ain't much of a living.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:33 am

Left Seater wrote:5' 10" and 200 lbs. Yeah I bet all eyes are on you to see if you fit in the door.

Walter Payton was 5' 10" 205 lbs. when he played. Would you call him out of shape ?

The fact that you have no idea that muscle weighs more than fat tells me all I need to know about your physical condition.

m2 is the truth

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:09 am

bump...

... for the "fatty" who is about to lose everything to reality.

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:50 am

Besides Walter Payton during his playing days, you know who else is 5'10", 200 lbs?

Plenty of out of shape, middle aged fat guys.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:57 am

Van wrote:Besides Walter Payton during his playing days, you know who else is 5'10", 200 lbs?

Plenty of out of shape, middle aged fat guys.

You must have missed the FACT... I brought up going to the gym for over an hour a day before this was even brought up.

That either makes me clairvoyant.... or ....

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:02 am

m2 wrote:You must have missed the FACT... I brought up going to the gym for over an hour a day before this was even brought up.

That either makes me clairvoyant.... or ....

A fat fag who sits at the Jamba Juice bar, batting his eyes at the sweaty men on the treadmills?

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:06 am

Van wrote:
m2 wrote:You must have missed the FACT... I brought up going to the gym for over an hour a day before this was even brought up.

That either makes me clairvoyant.... or ....
A fat fag who sits at the Jamba Juice bar, batting his eyes at the sweaty men on the treadmills?

Vannie... we've seen your recent pic.

You and lefty have plenty in common and it's not whether or not who can get off the couch faster.

Stay down Vannie.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:19 am

No, you haven't. You haven't seen any pic of me, besides a few years old face shot, where I'm sitting on a motorcycle and I'm wearing a black winter coat, so what are you talking about?

I'm not at all a big guy, and I'm certainly not even close to being fat. I'm 5'9", 170 lbs, and for better or worse most people who see me who don't know my age guess that I'm around thirty.

Try again, and quit dancing around Lefty's challenge.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:24 am

Van wrote:

I'm not at all a big guy, and I'm certainly not even close to being fat. I'm 5'9", 170 lbs,

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:25 am

Pretty much, only without the mutant slanty eyes or the twisted ears, and make it a Strat instead of banjo...

I notice that you backed off right away though, on the lie about having seen my pic.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:30 am

Van wrote:

I'm not at all a big guy, and I'm certainly not even close to being fat. I'm 5'9", 170 lbs,

Van wrote:Pretty much,

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:42 am

Jesus, you're really bad at this.

After all these years, one would've expected you to at least pick up some of the basics, but nope, you're still posting at a thoroughly remedial level.

Take away your stolen pics, your plagiarized posts and your brain-dead quizzes relating to your fantasy based depiction of yourself and you're just a bad case of the power squirts, lacking toilet paper.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:48 am

Van wrote:Jesus, you're really bad at this.

After all these years, one would've expected you to at least pick up some of the basics, but nope, you're still posting at a thoroughly remedial level.

Take away your stolen pics, your plagiarized posts and your brain-dead quizzes relating to your fantasy based depiction of yourself and you're just a bad case of the power squirts, lacking toilet paper.

Eassssssssssssssy.... there serious poster guy....

You do make me laugh....

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:54 am

Okay, looking at that pic, my ears are also higher on my head, and a little larger, and I have perfect teeth.

Man, check out how low that kid's ears are! They're nearly mouth level. That is one freaky set of ears.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:49 am

Van wrote:Take away your stolen pics, your plagiarized posts and your brain-dead quizzes relating to your fantasy based depiction of yourself and you're just a bad case of the power squirts, lacking toilet paper.

Sorry Van, but, you're wrong here.

The stolen pics, plagery and fantasy autobio stuff is the power in his squirts. Take that away and there really isn't much of anything. Kinda like when you sit there on the bowl grunt a few times and can only muster a weak little fart.

I really gotta increase my fiber intake. This getting old stuff sucks.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:25 pm

.m2 wrote:
Left Seater wrote:5' 10" and 200 lbs. Yeah I bet all eyes are on you to see if you fit in the door.

Walter Payton was 5' 10" 205 lbs. when he played. Would you call him out of shape ?

The fact that you have no idea that muscle weighs more than fat tells me all I need to know about your physical condition.

m2 is the truth

So now you are compairing yourself to Walter Payton? Amazing. I will take your word that dude was 5' 10" and played at 205. However, he also worked out like a crazy man and had practices and games to burn calories. No way in hell you are burning as many calories a day as he did.

Sure muscle weighs more than fat, but the truth is you are scared and afraid to take me on. That let's us all know about your physical condition.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:21 pm

walter peyton was one of the most amazing athletes to ever step on the field. you, chime boy, are no walter peyton.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:24 am

Left Seater wrote:

Sure muscle weighs more than fat, but the truth is you are scared and afraid to take me on.

Put your money where you mouth is .... pilot.

Fly out to San Francisco now... and it's game on.

the truth

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:37 am

Wow... this is just like answering a question with another question.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:42 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:Wow... this is just like answering a question with another question.

Not really.... this is his chance to face....the truth

Up close and personal.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:59 am

.m2 wrote:
Louis Cyphre wrote:Wow... this is just like answering a question with another question.
Not really.... this is his chance to face....the truth

Up close and personal.

No, my analogy is perfect. Lefty throws out a challenge that required a simple yes or no to accept. You stall, give lame excuses and then finally throw out a challenge of your own. By the way, the, "why don't you come out here and (insert challenge here)" schtick is really weak.

This is not going well for you.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:48 am

Louis Cyphre wrote: By the way, the, "why don't you come out here and (insert challenge here)" schtick is really weak.

He's the millionaire pilot that fly's all over the World on a whim.

Try and keep up.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:54 am

The Sweetness pics - true to form. They have nothing to do with you. It's the same as the pics from NoCal...nice, but they have nothing to do with where you live.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:05 am

PSUFAN wrote: It's the same as the pics from NoCal...nice, but they have nothing to do with where you live.

Other than the FACT... I knew where the picture of you was taken when you and your mom made it out to the "city" for your "Special Convention".

(You had no idea where the place was till I named it)

Remember... you were the one that said there were "multiply" familiar places in a photo of a 1/4 of the Sutro.

You have plenty of time to get back to your mom and ask her about the "other" familiar places in the photo.

Thanks for playin'.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:14 am

.m2 wrote:
He's the millionaire pilot that fly's all over the World on a whim.

Cal alumn... really? Too bad, wait, let me retype that so you can understand it:

To bad you didn't get to edit that mistake.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:19 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:
.m2 wrote:
He's the millionaire pilot that fly's all over the World on a whim.
Cal alumn... really? Too bad, wait, let me retype that so you can understand it:

To bad you didn't get to edit that mistake.

"Did you have a hard time understanding the thought" ?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:39 pm

.m2 wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: It's the same as the pics from NoCal...nice, but they have nothing to do with where you live.
Other than the FACT... I knew where the picture of you was taken when you and your mom made it out to the "city" for your "Special Convention".

(You had no idea where the place was till I named it)

Remember... you were the one that said there were "multiply" familiar places in a photo of a 1/4 of the Sutro.

You have plenty of time to get back to your mom and ask her about the "other" familiar places in the photo.

Thanks for playin'.

I have known the name of the Sutro Baths since I first was there in 1997. You incorrectly identified the location when you were asked. What you reference as "FACT" is something quite different to the rest of us, my friend.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:03 pm

.m2 wrote:
Louis Cyphre wrote: By the way, the, "why don't you come out here and (insert challenge here)" schtick is really weak.
He's the millionaire pilot that fly's all over the World on a whim.

Try and keep up.

Douche. He is a private pilot that flies people around. To fly to the Gay Bay it cost money for fuel and shit. You are such a fucking pussy .m2. It was a simple challenge and you start posting pictures of WP and asking him to come ball with you on the hill.

Answer the question: Are you man enough to accept a challenge of a Triathlon? Simple yes or no answer will suffice or did they not teach you that at Cal?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:41 pm

.m2blue,

Wow you really don't get out much do you.

I am not Rich! I live comfortably, but am hardly rich. Second, I don't own a plane. I fly planes for others. Yes, I could rent a plane and fly out to the Bay Area, but why do that at 20 times the cost of flying on Southwest?

I have already thrown out a challenge. You have decided to dodge it and now propose your own. Accept and complete the first challenge and then we can discuss yours.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:10 pm

Guys, go easy. toolio is probably busy working out right now.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:13 pm

Douchebag is out there somewhere laughing ... and probably pumping whores.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:15 pm

"Triathalon" means something different for DB.

Damn...stevo's colon had just about healed up, too...

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:02 am

PSUFAN wrote:
I have known the name of the Sutro Baths since I first was there in 1997.

Yeah, right.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:17 am

Yup, everyone's lying but you, tool