(!!) T1B PET: Sam's Final Ride (!!)

[KC Scott]

You've never created a decent thread. Ever. Mainly, because you're not the least but funny, but also because you're too much of a chicken shit to ever offer up anything original.

You've never had anything archived. Threads where people make fun of you have been archived, but that's as close as you've come. Your next quality original idea will be your first.

I finally cleaned out my old Iomega Zip discs and found some "original" TVO/Elvis shit.
Back in the day at SC (in an attempt to gain some semblence of cred) he posted some blonde with his little elfen self in a few positions.
He also put up a nudie of some chick (sans head) with "rack the trolls" written on her.
I may throw them up, or just throw up later

[Van]

KC Scott, yeah, I remember those. I guess that must be his idea of quality posting, and how long ago was that?

[The Seer]

m2 is a troll, whose handler is insane.

1st Santa, then the toothfairy, then Sasquatch, then Bradhusker.....

I refuse to believe there is no m2ool

[KC Scott]

KC Scott, yeah, I remember those. I guess that must be his idea of quality posting, and how long ago was that?

I dunno, had to be back in 2000/01 time period - before webdog pulled the plug on SC3.
It was back when people used to run funny trolls, have troll stops, pic wytch shit and no one except inky took it too seriously and then the place burned down.

TVO even went to one of the Troll stops - and from what I remember, no one seemed to point him out as particularly stupid or obnoxious - just short. What happened to him? Dunno. He just seemed to kinda loose it over the years and became the angry lib version of MVS - sans the funny. Maybe life dealt him some bad cards and these boards were the only place he could vent it.

[Van]

Yep, I remember the troll stop pics of TVO, with ppanther and a few others. I could be wrong but wasn't that the troll stop with Freeze and Blondiebabe and all the hotel drama?

He also had a trip to Blighty, where he hung out with Euroclone.

In any case, he was never the most creative or funny poster, but he didn't used to be nothing but a barnacle, like he is now.

He also wasn't a lawyer then, either.

Pretty sure his transformation into a total douche on these boards coincides with his ego raging out of control, after he passed the bar.

[Smackie Chan]

TVO even went to one of the Troll stops - and from what I remember, no one seemed to point him out as particularly stupid or obnoxious

I hung out with him at SoCal and Fresneck trollstops, and while I won't pretend that I got to know him well after spending relatively short periods of time with him, he was cool to me and the others there. I drove him from LA to Santa Barbara after he let me, Harsh, and Logonfag crash in his room at the Ritz-Carlton in Pasadena, and he seemed to be a righteous cat. He used to be one of the better wytches on the board, too. I think it was he who pointed out the unfortunate leavings in PUSFAN's drawers, too, if I'm not mistaken. That's gotta count for something.

[KC Scott]

TVO even went to one of the Troll stops - and from what I remember, no one seemed to point him out as particularly stupid or obnoxious

I hung out with him at SoCal and Fresneck trollstops, and while I won't pretend that I got to know him well after spending relatively short periods of time with him, he was cool to me and the others there. I drove him from LA to Santa Barbara after he let me, Harsh, and Logonfag crash in his room at the Ritz-Carlton in Pasadena, and he seemed to be a righteous cat. He used to be one of the better wytches on the board, too. I think it was he who pointed out the unfortunate leavings in PUSFAN's drawers, too, if I'm not mistaken. That's gotta count for something.

Maybe we could do an intervention.......

[War Wagon]

I think it was he who pointed out the unfortunate leavings in PUSFAN's drawers, too, if I'm not mistaken. That's gotta count for something.

Yes, that took quite the observant individual. Everyone else must have missed it.

Let's canonize the self admitted queer in the first annual T1B walk of fame. We can purchase engraved bricks saying "Jsc810 loves you", or something.

does PUS have a PayPal account?

[Van]

I think it was he who pointed out the unfortunate leavings in PUSFAN's drawers, too, if I'm not mistaken. That's gotta count for something.

All those people saw that pic, yet it was TVO who was focusing on the inside of PSU's underwear.

Yeah, that says something.

In any case, I'm only talking about what he posts. I'm sure he's a decent enough guy in real life, though I seem to recall ppanther having some major issues with him, off the board.

Posting wise, he's been an ugly one trick pony for quite a long time now...

[Van]

Yep, I think mvscal is right. So, once PSU confirms it was Euro, at least on that score TVO gets neither the credit nor the blame, depending on one's point of view.

For some reason though I also wanna say Cuda was the one who first drew the circle around it, pointing it out.

Hell, I don't know. Euro sounds right, though.

Funny thing, about TVO. A lot of people here say he's gay. Supposedly he even outed himself, though IIRC that was a TVO troll. Point being, TVO strikes me as a lot of things, but gay ain't one of 'em.

Smackie Chan, during the time you spent with TVO, do you recall him sucking anybody's dick? Did he at least try to, only to be forcibly rebuffed, with a solid knee to the jaw?

[KC Scott]

Here's the old TVO stuff he put up back in the SC3 days:






Maybe he's not getting this anymore (or can't afford it) and that explains the rage?

[Van]

Maybe the rage is just an ongoing side effect of something he caught from that?

[PSUFAN]

Yep, I think mvscal is right. So, once PSU confirms it was Euro, at least on that score TVO gets neither the credit nor the blame, depending on one's point of view.

Euro was basically no-showing in the smackoff matchup. He indeed was the one who enlarged and highlighted the stain in the running shorts. Little TVO had nothing to do with it.

For some reason though I also wanna say Cuda was the one who first drew the circle around it, pointing it out.

Actually, Cuda wytched more shit onto the pic. I guess it wasn't funny enough as it was for him. That definitely "says something".

Damn - the whore in those pics has to be about 4'3"

[Van]

Cool. I thought I remembered Cuda having had something to do with that pic...

As for the whore and TVO pic, and with TVO keeping his narc glasses on, doesn't it kinda look like a closed circuit pic from a vice sting raid of a methadone clinic?

[PSUFAN]

it looks like the circus bus dropped them at the clinic for the afternoon.

[Smackie Chan]

Smackie Chan, during the time you spent with TVO, do you recall him sucking anybody's dick?

To the best of my recollection, no animals were harmed, and no dicks were sucked.

Then again, it's glaringly apparent that recollection isn't my strong suit.

[Van]

'Spray, TVO had a stroke? For real?

If so, I definitely missed that one.

[War Wagon]

You probably missed my stroke as well, Van..

Trust me, it stunk as bad you snarfing TVO's taint after a night of getting ass pounded by black cock.

[smackaholic]

Wasn't TiVO the guy that broke out stick man smack in one of the smackoffs? Not sure, ut, I think it was him and uit was reasonably funny.

WTF did happen to him?

[Louis Cyphre]

I'm guessing that he was quite happy while Clinton was in office, but when W took over, he became the grumpy old troll that we know today.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Wasn't TiVO the guy that broke out stick man smack in one of the smackoffs? Not sure, ut, I think it was him and uit was reasonably funny.

WTF did happen to him?

I believe that was a guy named Smack Yourself.

[Moving Sale]

TVO, there's a dead tree out there somewhere, and it'd like to have a word with you.

A perfect reason why YOU are a vapid fuckstain and I'm just some guy that a few fucktard on a BB don't like.

You've never had anything archived.

Lie much?

In any board wide poll where people are asked to name our most reliably laughable 'tards, hey, guess which names will always garner the most votes..

This board stopped being about merit and started to be a ideology and cliches a long time ago. Nice try though you stupid fuckchip.

This is really who you are: a miserable, anal, tinfoil hat wearing humorless fishwife.

It's a smackboard asshole. Humorless? No this is all pretty funny.

Carry on asswipe.

[TIGRDOG]

speechless......just fukkin outstanding :D