(!) Serena Williams pic caption...

[Van]

'Vic, I'd certainly like to see better pictures of it, but in that pic, yes, I do find fault with it. It has an extra shelf that doesn't belong, and it doesn't look the least bit shapely.

Do I seriously need to go scouring the interwebs, just to show you what a killer ass on a black woman looks like?? I just can't believe that you keep coming up with C+ (at best) ass pics, as your representation of the best of the best.

[Invictus]

Your C+ chief. Your C+ isn't my C+.

This is becoming tiresome. Let's call it a push and agree to disagree. I really can't understand how Kenya Moore is a C+ in your eyes. That to me is just fascinating. She is one of the finest women I've ever laid eyes on. Period.

You have a good night.

[Van]

Holy crap...

I punched in "black ass pics," as a starting point.

First thing I got was this...

http://www.blackbootyinmotion.com/

...where even the main cover model's thighs and ass are fat, saggy and cellulite ridden. Some of the examples on that page of "great asses" were decent, but some were simply vomitous.

That link led me to this...

http://www.blackbootyinmotion.com/The_P ... t_Butt.htm

...which I just had to read: "The Perfect Butt, from a black man's perspective."

He describes the perfect butt; the why's and wherefores. His main example has a horrible ass, with nasty saddle bags, but at least one of his examples actually does have a nice ass.

Then he gets into this thing called "plappable skin texture," which he says is his favorite thing.

He gives us a video, to show what he's talking about, using this ass as his example...









What in the fuck is wrong with people???

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

You have a good night.

I've often wondered....when you sleep do you hang from your tail or do you just pile a bunch of banana leaves together under a bamboo tree?

[Van]

Your C+ chief. Your C+ isn't my C+.

This is becoming tiresome. Let's call it a push and agree to disagree. I really can't understand how Kenya Moore is a C+ in your eyes. That to me is just fascinating. She is one of the finest women I've ever laid eyes on. Period.

You have a good night.

'Vic, I'm not talking about all of her. She's obviously a beautiful woman. I'm only talking about her ass, in that pic you showed. In that pic her ass is a C+, at best.

That suit and that pic doesn't do her ass any justice, if in fact she does have a great ass.

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

What in the fuck is wrong with people???

People?


Nothing is wrong with "people"....we don't find that shite attractive. Perhaps you should rephrase your question.

[Invictus]

You have a good night.

I've often wondered....when you sleep do you hang from your tail or do you just pile a bunch of banana leaves together under a bamboo tree?

None of those but you're on the right track.

When you sleep, do you remove the black penises from your orifices or do you just let them stay there all night, pulsating and dribbling pre-cum down your gullet? When you lay down to bed, do you curse God for making you deaf? Do you curse God because he gave you a penis instead of a vagina? Do you curse God because your asshole isn't big enough to fit every penis that you'd like to fit in it?

[Van]

'Vic, I'm getting too overwhelmed by disgustingly fat ass pics to keep searching for the truly great pics we've all seen, so I'll just add these. These are at least much better examples of great black asses, compared to any of the pics you've posted so far...















While searching for great black ass pics, one thing I discovered is that far too often they've got the models all oiled up and bent way over, in an effort to hide the cellulite. Way too many oiled up pics. The ones that truly show the quality of the ass are those where the girl's ass is in its relaxed, natural state, as opposed to being stretched so tautly that her position and the camera angle hides the flaws.

Still, any one of those girls' asses are perfectly round and substantial, but they're not fat, flabby and riddled with cellulite.

That's what I'm talking about, 'Vic. I don't get your fascination with completely flabby, out of shape asses.

It's weird, too, with Serena. She's a tennis player! She's got to be the only professional tennis player in the world whose thighs and ass are habitually plagued by flab and cellulite. Her sister doesn't have that problem, and I can't think of another woman tennis player who has that problem.

Serena's legs and ass are massively muscular, but somehow she still manages to carry extra flab. Bizarre.

[Stan Fukkken Pickle]

[Terry in Crapchester]

I could see hitting that monster ass.....if my goal is to sire NFL defensive ends.

Sounds like a better plan than trying to win the lottery.

Btw, anyone else remember Tomas? Right about now, this thread is reminding me of his old sig: I brake for monster booty.

[smackaholic]

dammit van, you cropped out the good part.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You're still the lame poster you were the last time I posted here.

Nine year old "Polo Smack" every time we chat, uhm, says what?

Stop projecting your own fantasies on someone else.

Sounds fair, Vic. Let's both take that under advisement. Deal?

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Two posts later:

When you sleep, do you remove the black penises from your orifices or do you just let them stay there all night, pulsating and dribbling pre-cum down your gullet? When you lay down to bed, do you curse God for making you deaf? Do you curse God because he gave you a penis instead of a vagina? Do you curse God because your asshole isn't big enough to fit every penis that you'd like to fit in it?

This is why you've always been an epic failure when it comes to these exchanges. You can't keep your shit straight.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Rack this thread, if for no other reason than the obvious pop culture references that can be reset:

[OUMO]

"You can't be serious. I'm a lesbian, not an excavator. What am I even supposed to do with...that??"

2, 1 or two on one = 3 and three means me ;)

[OUMO]

Rack this thread, if for no other reason than the obvious pop culture references that can be reset:

RACK!

[Mr.Death]

Any Questions?

[Van]

Yeah, I have a question. Where are the piles and piles of deliciously misshapen flab? Where's all the yummy cellulite?

'Vic