money is getting fucking tight around here. Rollins is off the wagon again and is POUNDING bud 40s at a clip you turd ranchers pound man broth. Stevo has drained literally THOUSANDS of dollars into his high tech tracking equpiment trying to locate your families so we can beef up our ransom plans. and i have dumped boatloads of cash into my strength training programs getting stronger, faster, more skilled, even SMARTER. with my fist, i can hurt a man. with my brain, i can kill a man and avoid penalty.
plus we've blown a few hundy on getting our cranks bumped by fat, ugly skanks. we're straight slump bustin these days. don't judge us, assholes.
that being said, your beatdowns have been put on HOLD. that is until we can generate enough coin to re energize the organization. so i come to you dick slaps to offer my fucking services. my card below will say it all.
let's do this
