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Vito Corleone wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
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Here is one for you:

SCOREBOARD. Spin that.
Spin this.

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:bode: :logan:
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You have fun with your asterisks we'll have fun with the trophies. :lol:
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You keep the trophy, we will keep the SCOREBOARD

SCOREBOARD trumps paper championship any day.
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You keep telling yourselves that if makes you feel better. Where I come from, and that would be Austin after all, we were taught that what matters is having the trophy in the case. 9-1 sucks if there is no trophy to show for it. When commentators discuss the first three time football champs in conference history it will be Oklahoma 2007-2009 (very possibly even four time with the way Muschump is talking about your defensive line). When the Big 12 Conference puts out its media guides for the press and record books they will acknowledge The University of Oklahoma as the 2008 Big 12 conference football champs. When I take my children and grandchildren through the Switzer Center they'll see a Giant crystal bowl with the logos of every school in the conference that competed in football saying 2008. You carry around that cute little picture of cotton bowl scoreboard in your wallet and in your heart just like taco tech will for you; we'll have a trophy to show for the season while you have your dick in your hand.
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Vito Corleone wrote:
SCOREBOARD trumps paper championship any day.
paper?

looks like hardware to me.
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SunCoastSooner wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:Image
You keep telling yourselves that if makes you feel better. Where I come from, and that would be Austin after all, we were taught that what matters is having the trophy in the case. 9-1 sucks if there is no trophy to show for it. When commentators discuss the first three time football champs in conference history it will be Oklahoma 2007-2009 (very possibly even four time with the way Muschump is talking about your defensive line). When the Big 12 Conference puts out its media guides for the press and record books they will acknowledge The University of Oklahoma as the 2008 Big 12 conference football champs. When I take my children and grandchildren through the Switzer Center they'll see a Giant crystal bowl with the logos of every school in the conference that competed in football saying 2008. You carry around that cute little picture of cotton bowl scoreboard in your wallet and in your heart just like taco tech will for you; we'll have a trophy to show for the season while you have your dick in your hand.
Not when you get the trophy from what amounts to a coin flip, there is no honor in that. Texas earns its trophy's that's why we are proud of them. We didn't have to buy our players or back our way into a title game based on a BS rule. Like I said feel proud of getting a trophy you didn't deserve we will continue to point out our scoreboard.
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I remember 2001 when OU beat Texas. I also remember when we won the South and had to hear from resident OU fan about Scoreboard. That was the end of all talk when you had scoreboard. Funny how that changes. 58-40-1.
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is Tejas fan trolling in this thread or fucking what?


back our way into the championship? you gotta be fucking kidding me. maybe if OU/Tejas was the LAST GAME OF THE FUCKING SEASON...but it wasnt.


you guys have gone off the fucking deep end.
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Vito Corleone wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:Image
You keep telling yourselves that if makes you feel better. Where I come from, and that would be Austin after all, we were taught that what matters is having the trophy in the case. 9-1 sucks if there is no trophy to show for it. When commentators discuss the first three time football champs in conference history it will be Oklahoma 2007-2009 (very possibly even four time with the way Muschump is talking about your defensive line). When the Big 12 Conference puts out its media guides for the press and record books they will acknowledge The University of Oklahoma as the 2008 Big 12 conference football champs. When I take my children and grandchildren through the Switzer Center they'll see a Giant crystal bowl with the logos of every school in the conference that competed in football saying 2008. You carry around that cute little picture of cotton bowl scoreboard in your wallet and in your heart just like taco tech will for you; we'll have a trophy to show for the season while you have your dick in your hand.
Not when you get the trophy from what amounts to a coin flip, there is no honor in that. Texas earns its trophy's that's why we are proud of them. We didn't have to buy our players or back our way into a title game based on a BS rule. Like I said feel proud of getting a trophy you didn't deserve we will continue to point out our scoreboard.
What trophies? We have more the last three years than you have since the conference opened the doors. :hfal:
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What trophies? We have more the last three years than you have since the conference opened the doors. :hfal:
And the funny part of that is Texas is 3-0 in BCS games while blOwU is 0-3 in that same time.
Stoops is master of winning conference champions but losing bowl games to Boise state, West Virgina, and Florida. Congrats I'm sure those conference trophies make all those seasons worth it.
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Vito Corleone wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:

What trophies? We have more the last three years than you have since the conference opened the doors. :hfal:
And the funny part of that is Texas is 3-0 in BCS games while blOwU is 0-3 in that same time.
Stoops is master of winning conference champions but losing bowl games to Boise state, West Virgina, and Florida. Congrats I'm sure those conference trophies make all those seasons worth it.

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Guess what... for all that BCS choking shit we still have as many BCS wins as you do conference titles. :hfal:

OU is guaranteed to see BCS games because it wins the conference! Texass, to take your phrase, has to find their way in the back door as an also ran invite.

How does it feel as an Asterisk University in Austin fan to look at the Big 12 record books and realize that The University of Oklahoma has won at a ratio of three titles to one in every major revenue sport when compared to Asterisk University? SYHTFOTW... :waz:

You keep on crying and whining "But we're texas." and we'll keep bringing home the conference hardware, TIA.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Just curious.

Say Texas had 2 or 3 conference losses, but had beaten the Sooners. In the minds of Longhorn fans, is UT the conference champ?

I can understand the being pissed about the ridiculous rule that came into play this past year, but damn...come on. Y'all sound like Auburn or Alabama people who could go 1-10, with that one win beng over the Tide or the Tigers...and being satisfied.
That's exactly what they're saying Sam. As I stated earlier the damn rule was put in place at their politicking. The University of Oklahoma voted against the format. When it didn't work out the way it was supposed to in their narcissistic world view is when the rule was suddenly a problem.
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Two pages of this:

Scoreboard, head to head.

Scoreboard, conference.

Paper champions.

Hardware champions.

Asterik.

Suck it.

Texass.

BlowU.

Damn, get a room already. UNCLE!


In a good move by the Univ of Texas, athletic staff was paid bonuses for last season. They were not called Big XII champion bonuses or anything like that, instead they were BCS bonuses. All staff got them except for the Head Coach, coordinators, and AD.

Also heard a radio interview that said much of the fuss is over something the staff had planned to use as motivation. They claim this was not for public consumption and that it was only to be a rally point for off-season workouts. Granted that could just be spin in light of what has happened.


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OH YEAH?????

We beat Kansas last year! BODE!



*sorry...we need something to brag about.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Y'all sound like Auburn or Alabama people who could go 1-10, with that one win being over the Tide or the Tigers...and being satisfied.
Or Fredo going 1-11, with the one win coming against ND . . . and considering that a successful season.
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RACK the old school Big 12 smackdown.
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SunCoastSooner wrote:
You have fun with your asterisks we'll have fun with the trophies. :lol:
Ok, Spin this.....
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and this

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and the latest

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this is all Stoops can do in a big Bowl game....

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and this is what Sooner fan becomes.....

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Sam I think we know that Florida dodged a bullet when it came to not playing Texas or USC. both would have beaten them. Mack ain't dumb enough to get inside the red zone 3 times and come away with zero points. The Texas defense was also light years ahead of Choklahoma. That right there would have been enough to put Texas over the top.

In the end USC probably was the best of the bunch, looking back I'm pretty sure of all the schools they had the best defense with Texas probably having the best offense against legit competition.
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As a USC fan, I know Florida and Texas were the only two teams I was concerned about, come bowl season. Oklahoma didn't concern me at all.

Texas, due to their grittyness. Clutch team. Florida, due to their balance and athleticism. Also, I really respect Urban Meyer, in a big game.

USC would've been a solid favorite over Texas. USC would've been a Pick 'Em to maybe a two point favorite over Florida.

I think what would've happened against Florida is that USC would've jumped up big early and then they would've ended up holding on to win an uncomfortably close game.

Texas? No big "feeling" about that one, really. I know Texas wouldn't have been able to run on USC. I know USC would've been able to throw on Texas, which would've opened up the running game.

I think with Texas it would've come down to whether Colt could go insane? He would've kept them in it, but USC's defense was so much better than the Texas D that I just don't think Texas would've been able to keep up, point for point.

Like I said, though, I don't have much of a feeling for that game.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Bama sucked against Utah...but I think Saban struggled and failed to get them up after the SEC championship loss to UF.
If mvscal were the coach, he would have gotten those bruthas "up".

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Harvdog wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
You have fun with your asterisks we'll have fun with the trophies. :lol:
Ok, Spin this.....
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and this

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and the latest

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this is all Stoops can do in a big Bowl game....

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and this is what Sooner fan becomes.....

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as opposed to this...

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Spin that... keep sucking wind turdhustler. Like said have fun with your asterisks and we'll be just fine holding the trophies.
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