Carl Spackler: Vindicated

[Van]

The machine is called the Rodenator Pro. It pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion.

So fucking IN!!!

[indyfrisco]

Oh shit! Check out these videos:

http://www.rodenator.com/pests-controls ... rodenators

Shit...what a tease. I have a couple moles in my yard fucking shit up. After seeing those videos, I was like "Gotta get me that." $2000 for the cheapest one. fuck that.

[smackaholic]

Oh shit! Check out these videos:

http://www.rodenator.com/pests-controls ... rodenators

Shit...what a tease. I have a couple moles in my yard fucking shit up. After seeing those videos, I was like "Gotta get me that." $2000 for the cheapest one. fuck that.

C'mon, macguyver frisco, you can do this.

Take a close to empty propane tank, hook it up to a compressor and pump that bitch up. Might take a few runs to get your stoichiometric deal correct, but that's half the fun. I would suggest filling remotely as I don't know the psi rating of a prop tank.

For your igniter take a length of 2-14 romex, strip back the wires at one end and short them using some very small gauge wire. At the other end you hook up to a car battery. A few hundred amps through that 24 gauge wire at the end will make a nice quick flash. Viola, remote igniter.

Fill your varmint tunnels full of your propane/air mix. Might wanna tumble the tank around a bit incase the propane settles in the tank. Snake the igniter as far in as you can get it. Grab a beer and the video camera and ....contact! Ka boom!!!

I almost wish I had some critter tunnels to blow up the more I think about this. Maybe I'll go dig some.

[Sirfindafold]

Oh, its a rodent killer. I thought it was the last high ticket item on the CIC's defense budget.

[Smackie Chan]

If I lived somewhere where I was having problems with badgers, I'd prolly just move.

[Tennessee Bloodhound]

If I lived somewhere where I was having problems with badgers, I'd prolly just move.

Why is EVERYONE trying to make fun of me?

[Cuda]

If I lived somewhere where I was having problems with badgers, I'd prolly just move.

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[velocet]

1. Cuda should be virtually pilloried for that sig. Dammit, I thought we were cool! Then I clicked on that shit-simple link. Why the fukk are you advertising that damn thing? Are you on a mission to spread retardation or something? Fukkin' $hithead!!!

2. Carlspackler... hmm... I sense a disturbance in the force...




velocet

[poptart]

Whatever happened to the poster "Carl Spackler"?

Was a strong NFL poster for a number of years.

But like so many others, Carl Spackler was run.

[Cuda]

Mr. velocent, you're either not depressed enough or not stoned enough to appreciate the badgermushroomsnakethingie

[Smackie Chan]

Mr. velocent, you're either not depressed enough or not stoned enough to appreciate the badgermushroomsnakethingie

I've never been either, and I've put some effort into the latter.