Dear Penthouse Forum...Katy & Ana join The Crew (!)

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:02 am

mvscal wrote:I erupted in my shorts and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.

You stopped being ashamed to admit it sometime around 1972.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:37 am

KluelessKunt wrote:One wonders what Mrs. Wags looks like--if there really IS a Mrs. Wags.

Mrs. Wags is one hot momma that has kept me enthralled for 25 years and continues to amaze until this very writing.

Every man should be as lucky.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:50 am

Katy, you might be a wonnerfull person, but to achieve the reverence of say, a Monen, you obviously know what must be done. Nobody in here will tell.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:20 am

Man, I dunno...

In the history of this planet there has never been a truly desirable woman who was ever described as "one hot momma."

Either that, or there has never been a person in the history of this planet (under the age of sixty five) who uses a phrase like that, who actually would know one if he saw one.

"One hot momma"? "Kept me enthralled"?

WW, seriously, are you Burl Ives?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:20 am

Mr T wrote:I'll help Katy. She sent me this one last week...

.here is katy...

That was supposed to be private. :x

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:51 am

That is a fine rack.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:14 pm

Yes, Katy is quite worthy of a brown bag fucking.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:37 pm

trev, say "submit" for me.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:58 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Yes, Katy is quite worthy of a brown bag fucking.

Whoa! Hold up, cowboy! Who said I'd fuck you or your brown bag? What happened to foreplay around here?

Fuck.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:trev, say "submit" for me.

Don't do it, trev. :D

Mr.Death · Post by **Mr.Death** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:51 pm

trev wrote:
I bet he tried to have phone sex with other females trolls.

you were on the speed dial

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:29 pm

Funny thing about that collage...

Forget everything you know about each girl there. You've never seen any of 'em before, you've never heard about any of 'em before.

If you were to rank 'em, simply going by that collage, Cinder's 80s Era Nancy Wilson pic is probably the best looking girl there.

Can someone put the nic to each girl there?

I got Cinder as top left and the Phillie's fan as top middle. Her name escapes me right now, but I wanna say she was the one with Arch's hands all over her.

Who are the second, fourth and fifth girls in the top row?

Miss C is obviously there, and on the bottom row I think the Korean girl is Sexy Lexie, and the three on the right are NoCal, ppanther and Jo.

The one on bottom left, her name escapes me, but she's from the midwest, she drinks a lot, she had a famous pic where she had a black eye and she used to take tons of shit from everyone.

I have no idea who the British bread pudding looking grandma is, in between Sexie Lexie and NoCal.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:34 pm

Van wrote:hands all over

RACK Soundgarden.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:28 pm

Van wrote:I have no idea who the British bread pudding looking grandma is, in between Sexie Lexie and NoCal.

trev?

Goddess was the Phillies Fan.

As for what is in the pic, slim pickings as far as anything I would not kick out of bed. Second one in from the top right is about girl-next-door-ish. Top right has a nice rack, but I don't know who it is. patsy stone who posted a pic of herself from the mouth down has a similar rack. I played with photoshop to "finish the pic" and I believe someone was "freaked out" by my rendition.

She was runned.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:04 pm

Fuck, for mvscal's sake that British grandma chick better not be trev. trev has to be a MILF. That chick there? She's barely a GILF.

Please, god, let trev look better than that. At least let her look like she's from this country, and this century.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:11 pm

I don't know Van. My spreadsheet is between my ears. trev is trevortime, yes or no? For some reason, that image is just burned in my memory to be the poster that was trevortime. My confidence in that is no more than 10% which is why I put the question mark after my guess.

In any case, I just have the image of old boring lady as trev in my mind...not that I dote in it.

Oh, and the black eye chick if I recall was lk_pick, and she was an abortion of a poster. Glad she's runned too.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:18 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:lk_pick, and she was an abortion of a poster.

The unholy trio of the boards, by far is:

FubuTard
LK_Pick
Bannie in New Mexico

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:44 pm

Mr.Death wrote:
trev wrote:
I bet he tried to have phone sex with other females trolls.
you were on the speed dial

who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:01 am

titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////

Wow, will you ever be disappointed...

Mr.Death · Post by **Mr.Death** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:37 am

IndyFrisco wrote: trev is trevortime, yes or no?.

Top Row - 2nd from the left.
MVS may commence his Fapisode.
It's an old picture however and I don't think Father Time has been kind

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:50 am

If trev is top row, second from left, hey, there's at least hope for mvscal. That girl could at least conceivably have potential.

Top right, the brunette with the rack, she sorta reminds me of...

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:16 am

mvscal wrote:Whoa! What the fuck is this? Are you trying to cockblock me here, guy? What the FUCK?!?

An mvscal, trev & monen/chyna ménage à trois PH letter is in order here.

Van, your thoughts?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:33 am

My thoughts?

trev would never share mvscal with monen. monen might be cool with it, but trev? Never. She might be able to scare up some Inner Slut, which mvscal would doubtless require and/or beat into her, but when you get right down to it trev still sees herself as a "nice girl."

The thought of her rapacious mouth mining for gold inside monen's willing ass is simply a bridge too far.

Now, let trev imagine herself airtight, with mvscal, PSU and Mikey as the stoppers, and she'd be all atwitter.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:49 am

Van wrote:Now, let trev imagine herself airtight, with mvscal, PSU and Mikey as the stoppers, and she'd be all atwitter.

Good point, bro.

Thing is ... for trev, the ultimate fantasy would be which particular orifice and external sensitive area upon which she would like licked, inserted, suckled and otherwise generally bathed in a warm, wet tongue, from every angle, all at the same time.

Personally, I imagine PSU slowly and playfully tweaking her nipples while Mikey gently pulls on the hood of her clit, while kissing her neck, as Salad Tosser bathes her starfish with ever-so-subtle hardening of his tongue, taking the time to insert it gently, yet firmly and very wet, into her rectum, playfully; while mvscal does the alphabet on her clit with his hot, slippery tongue.

But that's just me.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:53 am

With that group?? With all the grudge fucking that'd be going on?

I picture it being more like a Jack Bauer prisoner interrogation, with each of them taking turns slapping their cocks off her lower lip and screaming at her, "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???"

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:25 am

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???"

PSUFAN: What? NO. You're not biting me. I'm BITING your nipples, trev.

trev: giggle

trev: oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to ME, PSU? See, Mikey is kissing my neck and I'm just .... I'm Just ...

Mikey: Hey, shut up bitch! There is some music still to be had in the 'Bowl, let me pull the roof off and SHOW you, damn it!

trev: That's not very nice of you Mikey, you liberal douche, omg. p.s. RACK you!

Mikey: Uh-hmm. Thought so.

PSUFAN: Hey! What's going on here?

trev: Oh, good lord. Get the FUCK out of here, will you?

PSUFAN: Hey, have you ululated, yet?

trev: I was about to cum, thanks, dumbass.

Salad Tosser: What's going on here?

Salad Tosser: trev, bend over for me ... mmmmmm. There you go ... baby ... mmmmmm ... mmmmmmm ..... mmmmmmmmmm .... mmmmm ..... mmmmmmmmm ......... mmmmmmmm ...... mmmmmmmmmmm ........... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ........... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ...... mmmmmm .... mmmmmm ,,,, mmmmmmm .... ,,,, mmmmmmm

trev: O-M-G ...

Mikey: Hey!

Salad Tosser: giggles .... you ready, mvscal?

mvscal, singing loudly: I'm a cowboy, on ST's train, I'll ride!

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:58 pm

mvscal, denial is not just a river in Egypt.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:28 pm

I'll agree with mvscal. I don't want to hear, "eat that pussy, dumbfuck."

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:38 pm

If y'all would just do your jobs properly nobody would have to hear anybody say anything. The only sound you'd hear would be a viscous liquid sound, from trev.

Fuggen amateurs.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:53 pm

Van wrote:mvscal, denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Why don't you suck his racist dick some more you pathetic assfuck?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:07 pm

STFU you racist fuckhole.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:06 am

'Spray, do I really even wanna know what TVO getting into a really bad "cock accident" might entail, in the mind of, well, you?

Btw, I'm surprised neither you nor SS had any comment on this thread. This one seemed right up your alley...

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:39 am

Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...

Thats PrimexXs girlfriend isnt it? Patsy Stone?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:09 am

PrimeXXX told me that Ana is his interwebs girlfriend... is he two timing her?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:13 am

No, Salad Tosser is two timing Prime, with Ana.

All things considered, Prime is taking it remarkably well.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:18 am

Good thing he's got his fantasy baseball to cushion the blow.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:45 am

But he's stil an Astros fan, and nothing can fully cushion that constant pounding.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:48 am

He just picked up Mike Hampton off the waiver wire.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:52 am

Jesus, guys.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:54 am

Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...

it's a dude?

shit.